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BAD DAY TAMPA BAY

Unusual Deaths

PHOTOGRAPHERS: KG Toops | Erica Segarra

Taming a wildCOUGAR!!

By: Alex Dworkin

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WHO Would Have IT!

The “BOOB TUBE”Looking for that

perfect gift for your someone special?

The Kush Tube is specifi-cally designed to fit between

the breasts to maintain a more natural position while resting

on your side. The slip-resistant surface and contoured shape

help keep it in place as a woman rolls from one side to the other during sleep. Very light weight. Available in Pink or Tan colors.

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ASK CHUCK

Dear Chuck,I recently moved to the Clearwater area from PA. I love the weather here, but really miss my old hunting spots. Do you like to hunt and if so where?Jeremy

Dear Jeremy,Understand that Chuck does not hunt..why you ask? The word hunt infer the probabiltiy of failure. I go killing and I would suggest you do not ask me where. That would make you an accessory.CHUCK

Taming a wild COUGAR!!

Taming a Wild Cougar!By: Alex Dworkin

It is every young mans fantasy to be with an older woman, but few know just how to get the cat out of its cage. Many young men fail to realize that you can not tame a cougar much like you would a younger woman. They may both want the same thing in the end (you) but have two different ways of legiti-mizing their decision. Usually younger woman legiti-mize their decisions on who they hook up with by their friends opinions, where older woman do not need any-one to tell them what they like because they already know. For example; older woman like to spend one on one time and like compliments to be made to them di-rectly were younger woman like compliments to be said around them most of the time with friends or some type of valuable witness present.

Many younger woman like to play cat and mouse games with men, i.e. the love of the chase, were as older woman know their days of being attractive are coming to and end had don’t have time to play the (bs)

games like their younger counterparts. The most impor-tant thing to remember when hunting for a cougar is to never ever let the “issue” of age become an “issue”.

No matter how well you and your cougar interact the age difference is something that will always be in the back of her mind and is 9 times out of 10 the reason she will end the relationship. What ever you all do together make sure that age never plays a roll and never ever bring up the age difference because there is no age limit on a good time!

There’s no

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The World’s Largest

Clearwater, FLSaturday, June 19th

BIKINI PARADE

Who: Women in BikinisWhen: Saturday, June 19thWhere: Quaker Steak & Lube - 10400 49th Street North, Clearwater Time: 4pm - Participant Check-in 6pm - Parade Starts 7pm - Raffle and Prizes 7:30pm - Bikini Contest

$1,000 Grand Prize Bikini Contest

You must wear a bikini to participate. A bikini is considered a two-piece swimsuit. Be prepared to walk one mile. High heels, flip flops or tennis shoes are OK. You may want to bring a towel, sunscreen, and anything else you might need. Water will be pro-vided to all participants.

The current world record was set on

November 2009 in South Africa. The

current record is 287 women.

The World’s Largest

BIKINI PARADE

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Dating & RelationshipsAnything to help the odds!

Italian food is one of the most popular restaurants for a first date.

Men, if you can’t decide what to wear on a date, you may want to wear blue. Studies show that women are attracted to men in blue.

In a survey of 5,000 singles conducted by Match.com, 43% said fresh breath mattered the most before a date, 17% said stylish clothes, 15% said sexy fragrance, 14% said good skin, and 10% said great hair.

Typically, dating specialists suggest waiting until the third date to cook some-one dinner at home.

If you want to create an instant link with a date, try saying his or her name at least twice in the conversation.

The appropriate time to call after meeting a man or woman is hotly debated among dating experts. Typically, the ideal time to wait to call is two to four days, though no longer than four to five days. Calling too soon can appear des-perate.

Dating specialists suggest that if a woman doesn’t return a call after two mes-sages, she is not interested.

presents Jessica Clearwater

Photographyby:

Jay PierceSt. Petersburg

How long have you been in modeling? 4 years

Greatest accomplishment thus far? buying a house

Any hidden talent? Stunting motorcycles ;)

If you had a superpower what would it be? To rewind time so I can relive a great night or I can change a bad night

Ideal place to live? Turks & Caicos Islands

Favorite vacation spot? Jamaica

Favorite website? Amiclubwear.com

Favorite sport? Basketball, I played for 8 years

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WITSEND

BATS IN THE CAVE - Visible clumps of nose goblins, often found clinging to nasal hair.

BLUETOOL - A person who wears a Bluetooth wireless earpiece everywhere they go to seem trendy and important.

What is the most common color found on national flags?A. WhiteB. GreenC. RedD. BlueE. YellowF. BlackG. Brown

MATCH IT...Match the Bucs coach with the year:

1. Sam Wyche A. 19952. Tony Dungy B. 19883. Leeman Bennett C. 19864. Ray Perkins D. 1996

ANSWERS: QUIZ:C MATCH: 1.A 2.D 3.C 4.B

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Ben: Oakhurst Publix at 16Bill: Delivering Newspapers, I covered my friends route while he was on vacation.Pat: Bay Area Renaissance Festival, 14Tony: Ball washer...I worked at a golf courseThomas: Removing dandilions from the lawn! Perhaps not the first but i remember it!Josh: Bk on st Pete beach Kevin: Bay Area Renaissance Festival, LargoRobin: Mcdonald's at age 17.Amy: internship at raython...holla Stephanie: Soda jerk at an ice cream shop. I made a mean hot fudge sundae.Marianne: TACO BELL! Run for the toilet!Kevin: Working up at a restauraunt on the beach in Destin called Fudpuckers.."You ain't been pucked till you been fudpucked."Ryan: Newspaper DeliveryWade: Mac's Sprinkler's; sprinkler installation.Nelson: Soccer Referee.Melissa: babysitter then hostess at ponderosa

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SueBirthdate? August 10 Hometown? San Diego, CA

Favorite animal? Polar Bear

Favorite sports team? Tampa Bay Rays

If you could be a superhero, what would you want your superpowers to be? Teleporting

If you won $20 million in the lottery, what would you do with the money? Buy houses for me, my sister, Kim & for my Dad, then start my own fash-ion, bathing suit & jewelry lines, open up a hair salon, travel the world, drive across the usa in an RV w/ my closest friends and have a camera crew w/ me to record EVERYTHING! Haha!

If you were a car, what kind would you be? A LamborghiniWhat kind of people do you dislike? People who are full of themselves.

What makes you angry? Being interrupted.

What does your ideal man look like & are you dating one? Tall, nice body, beautiful eyes and yes, I am dating one :)

Where would you like to travel to if you had your choice? Bora Bora!What is your dream job? Internationally known Fashion line owner

Favorite quote? "Konichi wa, bitches!"Favorite hangout? Downtown St. Pete!!Craziest thing you have ever done - don't hold back? Omg, that's tough to say...I've done a TON of crazy things! I'm a wild one...

If you had only six months left to live, what would you do with the time? I would spend as much time with my family and travel across the world with them.

Anything else you would like to add......Come visit me at Bishop Lounge in dowtown St. Pete or find me on HSN(Home Shopping Network)!! (Check your local cable provider listings)

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2009: Diana Durre, of Chambers, Ne-braska, died after a 75-foot (23 m) tall Taco Bell sign fell on top of the truck cab she was in. Strong winds caused the pole to break at a welded joint about 15 feet (4.5 m) above the ground

DEATHSUnusual

1993: Michael A. Shingledecker Jr. was killed almost instantly when he and a friend were struck by a pickup truck while lying flat on the yellow dividing line of a two-lane highway in Polk, Pennsylvania. They were copying a daredevil stunt from the movie The Program

1983: George Schwartz, a factory owner in Providence, Rhode Island, was injured in a factory explosion, which toppled every wall except one. After being treated for wounds, he went back to the factory to search for files. The final wall toppled and crushed him.

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Domestic BatteryAngela -Violation Probation

Ashley-FTA

MUG SHOTS!Jennifer- Disorderly Intox

JenniferPetit Theft

SamanthaDomestic Assult

StephanieIssuing a fake check

Sunny- DWLRS

Barbara -Petit Theft

Cassandra-Poss. Ctrl Sub

Evlyn-Domesic Battery

Krystal-Domestic Battery

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