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Critical Perspectives on Accounting

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I’ll Drink to That

Steve Evans

Thank you for inviting me,It’s a pleasure to be here.I’m the CEO of H2OAnd it’s a great career.

They may be just two atoms,As simple as can be,But hydrogen and oxygenAre purest gold to me.

Each little drop is precious,As holy as can be.And our product plan’s ambitious,Worldwide monopoly.

Now we own the riversAnd nearly all the skies,I give my thanks for dams and tanks,Containers of all kinds,

‘Cos lots of stuff is nice to haveAnd much discretionary,But when your body’s thirstyYou can’t drink your TV.

So next time that your mouth is dryJust stop a while and thinkHow shares in H2O will growWhen you are driven to drink.

I hope this talk’s been helpfulAnd now you’re in the know,Let’s all raise our glassesIn a toast to H2O.

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