My Quest to be #1Personal Brand Building: Using SEO and Reputation Management

One day, I will be One day, I will be known across the known across the

land as the Number land as the Number 1 Douchebag!1 Douchebag!

One day, I will be One day, I will be known across the known across the

land as the Number land as the Number 1 Douchebag!1 Douchebag!

Wont my mom be Wont my mom be proud? proud?

Wont my mom be Wont my mom be proud? proud?

Look Mom! I Look Mom! I got the first got the first part down! part down!

Now the Now the world must world must

know!know!

When I moved When I moved to Boulder, I to Boulder, I

had no friends. had no friends. So I took So I took

Micah’s #1 Micah’s #1 Douchebag Douchebag

Course.Course.

Look at me Look at me now! My mom now! My mom would be so would be so

proud!proud!

douchebdouchebag!ag!

I too am a I too am a satisfied satisfied

customer!customer!

Even Micah’s Even Micah’s dog is a dog is a

Douchebag! Douchebag!

Let me tell Let me tell you the you the

three easy three easy steps to steps to

becoming becoming the #1 the #1

douchebag.douchebag.

Step 1: Let Step 1: Let the world the world know you know you

want to be a want to be a douchebagdouchebag

Blog about it. Blog about it. Use Twitter. Use Twitter. Mostly, talk Mostly, talk

about it about it constantly.constantly.

How often?How often?

Very often. He Very often. He did say all the did say all the

time.time.

Until you Until you are sick of are sick of

it.it.

Gawd! I love Gawd! I love Micah’s Micah’s

Douchebag Douchebag Course. Just dont Course. Just dont

tell my wife!tell my wife!

Step 2: Step 2: Make Fun.Make Fun.

C’mon, thats C’mon, thats just too easy. just too easy. Make fun of Make fun of

someone someone else.else.

I know I know Micah hid Micah hid the horse the horse porn on porn on

this this machine...machine...

Step 3: Own Step 3: Own it.it.

I saw that I saw that picture of picture of

my my husband, husband,

Micah!Micah!

TrutTruthh

Openness Openness

Personal Personal Brand is Brand is about:about:

Hone Honesty sty

Yes, I did just Yes, I did just use an image of use an image of Barack Obama. Barack Obama. Put that in your Put that in your pipe & smoke it.pipe & smoke it.