ignite mysql - backups don't make me money
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Backups aren't exciting or glamorous. They don't make you money and there's no such thing as a valid backup. But, understanding your restores is exciting! Let me draw you a few pictures of database restores at their most ironic, entertaining, and even thrilling.TRANSCRIPT
“Backups don’t make me money”
- CTO, client.
Monday, June 28, 2010
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vitamindave/Monday, June 28, 2010
I have blueprints,
and the fabrication drawings.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/chicagogeek/Monday, June 28, 2010
http://www.flickr.com/photos/adactio/Monday, June 28, 2010
http://www.flickr.com/photos/stevecadman/Monday, June 28, 2010
http://www.flickr.com/photos/cdharrison/Monday, June 28, 2010
-- MySQL dump 10.13 Distrib 5.1.44, for pc-linux-gnu (i686)---- Host: localhost Database: mysql-- -------------------------------------------------------- Server version 5.1.44-community-log
/*!40101 SET @OLD_CHARACTER_SET_CLIENT=@@CHARACTER_SET_CLIENT */;/*!40101 SET @OLD_CHARACTER_SET_RESULTS=@@CHARACTER_SET_RESULTS */;/*!40101 SET @OLD_COLLATION_CONNECTION=@@COLLATION_CONNECTION */;/*!40101 SET NAMES utf8 */;/*!40103 SET @OLD_TIME_ZONE=@@TIME_ZONE */;/*!40103 SET TIME_ZONE='+00:00' */;/*!40014 SET @OLD_UNIQUE_CHECKS=@@UNIQUE_CHECKS, UNIQUE_CHECKS=0 */;/*!40014 SET @OLD_FOREIGN_KEY_CHECKS=@@FOREIGN_KEY_CHECKS, FOREIGN_KEY_CHECKS=0 */;/*!40101 SET @OLD_SQL_MODE=@@SQL_MODE, SQL_MODE='NO_AUTO_VALUE_ON_ZERO' */;/*!40111 SET @OLD_SQL_NOTES=@@SQL_NOTES, SQL_NOTES=0 */;
---- Current Database: `schema`--
CREATE DATABASE /*!32312 IF NOT EXISTS*/ `schema` /*!40100 DEFAULT CHARACTER SET latin1 */;
USE `schema`;
Importing with mysql -d schematest< schemadump.sql
doesn’t helpMonday, June 28, 2010
http://www.flickr.com/photos/johnjoh/Monday, June 28, 2010
<3 xkcd.com
Monday, June 28, 2010
http://www.flickr.com/photos/gongus/
Monday, June 28, 2010
http://www.flickr.com/photos/stallio/Monday, June 28, 2010
http://www.flickr.com/photos/frield/Monday, June 28, 2010
http://www.flickr.com/photos/philliecasablanca/Monday, June 28, 2010
http://www.flickr.com/photos/matijagrguric/Monday, June 28, 2010
http://www.flickr.com/photos/myklroventine/Monday, June 28, 2010
Oh, and the CTO from the opening slide?
Monday, June 28, 2010
http://www.flickr.com/photos/gemstone/Monday, June 28, 2010
http://www.flickr.com/photos/amagill/Monday, June 28, 2010
http://www.flickr.com/photos/laffy4k/Monday, June 28, 2010
