I’m Playing Ukulele (I’m leaving on a Jet Plane) C No ukulele, F to call my own

C My quiet voice, F sang all alone

C I didn’t miss, F what I didn’t G know G

C But I remember, F that fateful day ooohh….oohhh

C When a ukulele, F came my way ooohh….oohhh

C And it gave me, F another chance to G be G7 ooohh….oohhh

Chorus: (all) C So strum a song, F and sing with me

C Find your own, F ukulele

C Begin with just one, F chord and you’re on your, G way G7

C I’m playing F ukulele

C Why don’t you come F and play with me

C Ohh – F how I love to G7play

C So borrow, beg but - F do not steal oohhs

C A ukulele, F to help you feel

C I tell you now, F it just needs G four strings G7 (all - just needs four string)

C C D F and, F G to start

C Move to the rhythm, F of your beating heart

C We learned how to F play, and we’re not that G smart G7 (all –we’re not that smart)

Chorus

C Now it’s time, to F synchronize

C With one or two, or a F motley crew

C Remember short F dresses adds G value G7

C Play your favorite, F cover song

C Or change it up you are, F never wrong (all) C This is your, F ukulele, G des-ti - G7 ny

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(ALL) C So strum a song, and F sing with me

C Find your own, uku - F lele

C Begin with just one, F chord and you’re on your, G way (You’re G7on your way)

(girls) C I’m playing, F ukulele C Why don’t you, F come and play with me (guys) C I’m playing, F ukulele C Why don’t you, F come and play with me (girls) C I’m playing, F ukulele C Why don’t you, F come and play with me (guys) C I’m playing, F ukulele C Why don’t you, F come and play with me (girls) C I’m playing, F ukulele C Why don’t you, F come and play with me (guys) C I’m playing, F ukulele C Why don’t you, F come and play with me

C Ohh – how I F love to G play G7…ukule…. C le

Blame It On The Ukulele June and the Honey Badgers

[C] I was at a dance, when he caught my [G7] eye Standin' all alone, lookin' sad and [C] shy We began to dance, [C7] swaying' to and [F] fro And [C] soon I knew [G7]I'd never let him [C] go

Chorus: Blame it on the uku [G7] lele with its magic [C] spell Blame it on the uku [G7]lele, that he did so [C] well [C7] Oh, it all began with [F] just one litle dance But soon it ended [C] up a big romance Blame it on the Uku[G7] leleThe love my [C] Uke!

Now was it the [G7] moon? No, no, the ukulele Or the stars a[C]bove? No, no, the ukuleleNow was it the [G7] tune? Yeah, yeah, the ukulele[C]I love my [F] UKE! [C]

[C] Now I'm glad to say, I'm his bride to [G7] be And we're gonna be, part of the SNHUG fami[C]ly And when our kids ask - [C7] how it came a[F]bout I'm [C] gonna say to [G7] them without a [C] doubt

Chorus (above)

New Uke Player (Psycho Killer parody)

Intro Am (strum down 6) G dudu once (x 4) Bm I just barre 2nd fret

Am GI can't seem to get up on the stage

Am GI'm tense and nervous, I can't find my page

Am GI can't pluck cuz my hands are shakin

Am GDon't rush me I'm a new uke player.

Chorus

F GNew uke player, Qu'est-ce que c'est

AmG- C- E- A G- C- E- A G C- E- A

F Strum strum strum strum

G C C7Strum strum strum away oh oh oh

F GNew uke player, Qu'est-ce que c'est

AmG- C- E- A G-C-E- A- G C- E- A

F Strum strum strum strum

G C Strum strum strum away

F GOh oh oh oh, aye ya ya ya ya

(last time only end with Am)

Verse 2

Am GYou start a chord progression you can't even finish it

Am GYour hands are moving, but I'm not hearing anything

Am GWhen I don't know a chord, I stick with C

Am GPlay something wrong, just play it again.

Chorus

Bridge

(sing stacatto 2 first lines, down strums)

Bm GThat B flat chord.....it's a (bleep)!

Bm GThat dang E chord....I can't reach!

A G AThen one day to my delight....my barred chord, rang out all 4 strings

GYa ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya

A GI am green but I keep trying

A G

I hate it when my chords don't sound just right.

Chorus last time end with Am

Strumming with Pals by Peggy Tucker March 3, 2019Parody of Waltzing with Bears - by Pricilla Herdman)

                                                        [G]My silly Grammy goes [C]strumming with [G] pals.           It’s an [D] awesome assortment of [G] cool guys and gals                    [G] Every Meet up event, grabs her [C] uke, gives a [G] hugZips [C] out of the [G] house and goes[D] strumming with [G]SNHUG!

[G]She goes str…str…str..[C] strumming with [G]SNHUG,With [D]Tenor ukes, banjo ukes,[G} baritones too.[G]There’s nothing on earth silly [C] Grammy won’t [G]do,So [C]she can go [G]strumming, [C]str..str.. str.. [G]strumming,So [C]she can go [G]strumming,[D} strumming with [G]SNHUG! G //// G ////

[G] I went to her room in the [C]middle of the [G]night.I [D]tiptoed inside and [G]turned on the light.[G]But to my surprise there was [C]no Uke in [G]sight.I’m [C] sure silly [G]Grammy is off [D]Uke..ing to [G]night!

[G]She goes str…str…str..[C] strumming with [G]SNHUG,With [D]Tenor ukes, banjo ukes,[G} baritones too.[G]There’s nothing on earth silly [C] Grammy won’t [G]do,So [C]she can go [G]strumming, [C]str..str.. str.. [G]strumming,So [C]she can go [G]strumming,[D} strumming with [G]SNHUG! G //// G ////

[G]Mom bought silly Grammy a [C] new uke to [G]play,She was [D]very excited for the [G] rest of the day.[G]She played me some songs and [C]I gave her a [G] hug

Be [C] fore she rushed [G]off to go [D]strumming with [G]SNHUG!

[G]She goes str…str…str..[C] strumming with [G]SNHUG,With [D]Tenor ukes, banjo ukes,[G} baritones too.[G]There’s nothing on earth silly [C] Grammy won’t [G]do,So [C]she can go [G]strumming, [C]str..str.. str.. [G]strumming,So [C]she can go [G]strumming,[D} strumming with [G]SNHUG! G //// G ////

[G] I told silly Grammy “please [C] teach me to [G] play”So [D] that I can join you at [G]SNHUG some fine day.[G]She taught me my first song in [C] the key of [G] C,Now we’re [C] playing to [G] gether just [D] like fam [G] ily!

[G]We go str…str…str..[C] strumming with [G]SNHUG,With [D]Tenor ukes, banjo ukes,[G} baritones too.[G]There’s nothing on earth that [C] we won’t [G]do,So [C]we can go [G]strumming, [C]str..str.. str.. [G]strumming,So [C]we can go [G]strumming,[D} strumming with [G]SNHUG!

[G]We go str…str…str..[C] strumming with [G]SNHUG,With [D]Tenor ukes, banjo ukes,[G} baritones too.

[G]There’s nothing on earth that [C..slow down] we won’t [G]do,

{slow….]So [C]we can go [G]strumming, [C]str..str.. str.. [G]strumming,

[slower]So [C]we can go [G]strumming,[D} strumming with [G / ]SNHUG!

Ukulele [Am]

Parody of Delilah – Tom Jones

[Am] I saw the light as I passed by the music store [E7] window

[Am] I saw the shiny finish and inlaid sound [E7] hole

[A] You [A7] were a [Dm] beauty

[Am] As you reached out I [E7] knew I needed you [Am] so [G7] oh

[C] My, my, my, uke [G] -ulele

[G] Why, why, [G7] why, uke [C] -ulele

[C] I could [C7] see that [F] you were perfect for [Dm] me

[C] But I was still loyal [G] to the uke that I bought last [C] week [E7]

[Am] At 9 AM when the sign on the store read [E7] open

[Am] I rushed in to see you on the wall by the [E7] door

[A] You [A7] hung there [Dm] gleaming

[Am] I felt the cash in my [E7] hand, (STOP)

And you hung no [Am] more [G7]

[C] My, my, my, uke [G] -ulele

[G] Why, why, [G7] why, uke [C] -ulele

[C] So be- [C7]-fore you [F] call me a crazy uke [Dm] whore

For-[C] give me, my old ukes, I [G had to buy just one [C] more

For-[Am] give me, my old ukes, I [E7] had to buy just one [Am] more [Dm] [Am]

New Hampshire Girls (Parody of California Girls)

Well [A] Portsmouth girls are hipI really [Em7] dig those styles they wearAnd the [D] Coos girls with the way they talkThey knock me [E7] out when I'm up thereThe [A] White Mountain ladiesReally [Em7] make you feel alrightAnd the [D] Lake Winni girls with the way they kissThey keep their [E7] boyfriends warm at night

I [A] wish they all could [D] be New Hampshire [G]girls(I wish they all could [D] be New Hampshire)I [F] wish they all could [Gm7] be New Hampshire [A]girls

[A] Hampton Beach has the sunshineAnd the [Em7] girls all get so tannedI dig a [D] French bikini on the jette rocksor an [E7] umbrella in the sand

I’ve [A] been all around this great big worldAnd I've [Em7] seen all kind of girlsYeah but [D] I couldn't wait to get back to the stateBack to the [E7] cutest girls in the world

I [A] wish they all could [D] be New Hampshire [G] girls(I wish they all could [D] be New Hampshire)I [F] wish they all could [Gm7] be New Hampshire [A] girlsI [A] wish they all could be New HampshireI [D] wish they all could be New HampshireI [A] wish they all could be New HampshireI [D] wish they all could be New Hampshire [A] girls