I love to write almost as much as I love to eat. My career in writing was first sparked when I ate my first cheeseburger and had to put into words how I felt about it. Sadly the journal that I kept perished due to an accident involving grape juice and raviolis. Ever since my days of keeping a journal I have been in love with writing; Not writing to annotate or explain syntax, diction, and all of that other mess, but writing for a purpose. I write to tell stories, to entertain. I write with reason, like right now. As you can see my writing has evolved greatly since my early days writing with crayons. I don’t need to explain how, see for yourself.

Thank You.

1. Graduate College.2. Have an unforgettable college experience3. Survive 20124. Become a pilot in the military5. Reek havoc with explosives6. Leave the exosphere9. Kill a rhino10. Kill a lion11. Buy a motorcycle12. Buy and live on a sailboat13. Make money through the stock market14. Help an old lady across the street15. Invent a horribly deadly disease16. Invent the cure17. Sell the cure at a ridiculously high price18. Buy an island19. Create my own private militia20. Buy some stars21. Escape from the cops in a high speed chase 22. Create a religion23. Become shepherd

24. Grow a beard25. Have a beautiful family