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MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY . DROP DRY ICE IN THE TOILET TO SET THE MOOD. # CANDY # . FILL A CANDY JAR WITH CANDY. EAT ALL THE CANDY. 2 # . WATCH OF ANIMALS WEARING COSTUMES. 3 TO MAKE YOUR OFFICE SPOOKY SCARY HALLOWEEN f Humus Missy! Tricks 'n' Treats by # . STAGE AN EXORCISM OF LOW-PERFORMING ASSETS. 4 MENU # . BOB FOR LEGACY TECHNOLOGY. 5 # . USE A OUIJA BOARD TO INVITE A GHOST 6 1234567890 GOOD BYE TO YOUR BRAINSTORMING SESSION. # . MAKE A GHASTLY DISH USING 7 BOILED HOT DOGS AND KETCHUP. # . IF YOUR NEW BOSS’S NAME IS MR. ALUCARD, 8 CASUALLY INCORPORATE GARLIC INTO YOUR WORKSPACE. # . WRAP EVERYTHING IN BLACK AND ORANGE CREPE PAPER. 9 SCARY STORIES to Tell in the Dark # . READ “SCARY STORIES TO TELL IN THE DARK.” 10 CANCEL WORK DUE TO FEAR-INDUCED FAINTING. # . INVITE HANNIBAL LECTER TO THE OFFICE TO GIVE A PRESENTATION 11 ON PREPARING HEALTHY LUNCHES FOR BUSY PROFESSIONALS. PUT A STROBE LIGHT IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM. # . 12 V e are Bonre. Ve are busy sohking bluhd! Leave a messsuge! # . HAVE A “BEST DRACULA VOICE IMPERSONATION” 13 COMPETITION ON COMPANY VOICEMAIL. # . CONDEMN THE OFFICE LASER PRINTER TO ETERNAL DAMNATION. 14 # . HAVE AN ANIMATRONICS DEMON DISPENSE BUSINESS CARDS. 15 # . COORDINATE A GROUP TRIP TO A HAUNTED HOUSE, 16 HAUNTED MAZE, OR IKEA ON A SATURDAY. YIKES ... # . GIVE AWAY FUN-SIZED BONUSES. 17 $1.00 10¢ 50¢ CANDY # . HANG PAPER GHOSTS FROM THE INDUSTRIAL LIGHTING. 18 # . HAVE A “WORST BROWSER HISTORY” COMPETITION. 19 how much blood is in a bloody mary? # . 20 OFFER TO CATER THE HALLOWEEN PARTY USING RECIPES FROM THE 1950S. # . 21 DRESS UP AS THE MOST BORING PERSON IN THE ROOM. I z z z # . 22 MAKE SOME WITCH’S BREW. INGREDIENTS: 1 PART WHISKEY. W ITC HS B REW R I P R I P R I P # T H I N K B O N F I R E OCTOBER 2015 22 IDEAS TO MAKE YOUR OFFICE SPOOKY SCARY FOR HALLOWEEN 1. Drop dry ice in the toilet to set the mood. 2. Fill a candy jar with candy. Eat all the candy. 3. Watch this video of animals wearing costumes: 4. Stage an involuntary exorcism of low-performing assets. 5. Bob for legacy technology. 6. Use a Ouija board to invite a ghost to your brainstorming session. 7. Make a ghastly dish using boiled hot dogs and ketchup. 8. If your new boss’s name is Mr. Alucard, casually incorporate garlic into your workspace. 9. Wrap everything in black and orange crepe paper. 10. Read “Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.” Cancel work due to fear-induced fainng. 11. Invite Hannibal Lecter to the office to give a presentaon on preparing healthy lunches for busy professionals. 12. Put a strobe light in the conference room. 13. Have a “Best Dracula Voice Impersonaon” compeon on company voicemail. 14. Condemn the office laser printer to eternal damnaon. 15. Have an animatronic demon dispense business cards. 16. Coordinate a group trip to a haunted house, haunted maze, or Ikea on a Saturday. 17. Give away fun-sized bonuses. 18. Hang paper ghosts from the industrial lighng. 19. Have a “Worst Browser History” compeon. 20. Offer to cater the Halloween party using recipes from the 1950s. 21. Dress up as the most boring person in the room. 22. Make some Witch’s Brew. Ingredients: 1 part whiskey. hp://bit.ly/1W8Urvl hp://bit.ly/1W8Urvl THIS VIDEO

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Page 1: Hum˚us Missy! TO MAKE YOUR OFFICE SPOOKY SCARY … · to make your office spooky scary halloween f ... scary stories to tell in the dark # 10.read “scary stories to tell in the

MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY. DROP DRY ICE IN THE TOILET TO SET THE MOOD.

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#. FILL A CANDY JAR WITH CANDY. EAT ALL THE CANDY.2

#. WATCH OF ANIMALS WEARING COSTUMES.3

TO MAKE YOUR OFFICE SPOOKY SCARY

HALLOWEENf�

Hum�usMissy!Tricks 'n' Treats by

#. STAGE AN EXORCISM OF LOW-PERFORMING ASSETS.4

MENU

MENU

#. BOB FOR LEGACY TECHNOLOGY.5 #

. USE A OUIJA BOARD TO INVITE A GHOST6

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0G O O D B Y E

TO YOUR BRAINSTORMING SESSION.

#.MAKE A GHASTLY DISH USING7BOILED HOT DOGS AND KETCHUP.

#. IF YOUR NEW BOSS’S NAME IS MR. ALUCARD,8CASUALLY INCORPORATE GARLIC INTO YOUR WORKSPACE.

#. WRAP EVERYTHING IN BLACK AND ORANGE CREPE PAPER.9

SCARYSTORIES

to Tell in the Dark

#.READ “SCARY STORIES TO TELL IN THE DARK.”10CANCEL WORK DUE TO FEAR-INDUCED FAINTING.

#. INVITE HANNIBAL LECTER TO THE OFFICE TO GIVE A PRESENTATION11ON PREPARING HEALTHY LUNCHES FOR BUSY PROFESSIONALS.

PUT A STROBE LIGHT IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM.#.12

Ve are — Bonfire.

Ve are busy sohking bluhd!

Leave a messsuge!

#.HAVE A “BEST DRACULA VOICE IMPERSONATION”13COMPETITION ON COMPANY VOICEMAIL.

# . CONDEMN THE OFFICE LASER PRINTER TO ETERNAL DAMNATION.14 # . HAVE AN ANIMATRONICS DEMON DISPENSE BUSINESS CARDS.15 #.COORDINATE A GROUP TRIP TO A HAUNTED HOUSE,16HAUNTED MAZE, OR IKEA ON A SATURDAY.

YIKES ...

#. GIVE AWAY FUN-SIZED BONUSES.17

$1.00 10¢50¢

CANDY

#. HANG PAPER GHOSTS FROM THE INDUSTRIAL LIGHTING.18

#. HAVE A “WORST BROWSER HISTORY” COMPETITION.19

how much blood is in a bloody mary?

#.20 OFFER TO CATER THE HALLOWEEN PARTY USING RECIPES FROM THE 1950S.

#.21 DRESS UP AS THE MOST BORING PERSON IN THE ROOM.

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#.22 MAKE SOME WITCH’S BREW. INGREDIENTS: 1 PART WHISKEY.

“WITCH’S BREW”

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OCTOBER 2015

22 IDEAS TO MAKE YOUR OFFICE SPOOKY SCARY FOR HALLOWEEN

1. Drop dry ice in the toilet to set the mood.2. Fill a candy jar with candy. Eat all the candy.3. Watch this video of animals wearing costumes: 4. Stage an involuntary exorcism of low-performing assets.5. Bob for legacy technology.

6. Use a Ouija board to invite a ghost to your brainstorming session.7. Make a ghastly dish using boiled hot dogs and ketchup. 8. If your new boss’s name is Mr. Alucard, casually incorporate garlic into your workspace. 9. Wrap everything in black and orange crepe paper. 10. Read “Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.” Cancel work due to fear-induced fainting.

11. Invite Hannibal Lecter to the office to give a presentation on preparing healthy lunches for busy professionals. 12. Put a strobe light in the conference room.13. Have a “Best Dracula Voice Impersonation” competition on company voicemail.14. Condemn the office laser printer to eternal damnation.15. Have an animatronic demon dispense business cards.

16. Coordinate a group trip to a haunted house, haunted maze, or Ikea on a Saturday.17. Give away fun-sized bonuses.18. Hang paper ghosts from the industrial lighting. 19. Have a “Worst Browser History” competition.20. Offer to cater the Halloween party using recipes from the 1950s.21. Dress up as the most boring person in the room.22. Make some Witch’s Brew. Ingredients: 1 part whiskey.

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http://bit.ly/1W8UrvlTHIS VIDEO