How Your Developers Defense Their Selves When Their Work Doesn’t Work

Have stories to tell about excuses employees make when they're tardy for work? I've heard lots of strange, fabricated, wild, crazy excuses about why employees are tardy for work.

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I didn’t write these code

• Mistake Found and….• Sir, I didn’t write these code.• Don’t know how this error

comes..??• And then Developers are

like……………..

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Tasted and Performed.. All Checked.. Done

• Performance testing is highly subjective.

• It’s kind of like the kid who says he cleaned his room, but instead simply stashed all his dirty clothes under the bed.

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Not Possible.. It’s fast on my Machine

• How its possible Sir..?? It’s Fast on my Machine.

• Developers tend to live in a (high-performance) bubble. Users typically aren’t on the latest hardware and generally have slower Internet connections.

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Bug… What you talking? I didn’t find

• Bug….. The main problem for developers

• Either they didn’t find it or they are like.. “What is his problem? It’s a matter of a second and client is like I did a crime.”

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Chill..We’ll fix it post production• One Side Boss and Other Side

Client But For Developers there is third Side too on which there is TL.

• Boss says ”we have to release his project anyhow.”

• Client says “ I want this and this and this too.. “

• TL says “ I found this error.”• So Developers find their way

and says “ I will complete it after project release.”

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Go and Ask Designers• In the 99% of the time, the

problem it’s yours, not the client.

• Developers are tired of hearing from clients and from Respective Boss.

• And then The answer is.. “ I am done with my work. This is not in my area. It’s Designer’s fault.”

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Requirement is really not clear.. What to do?

• Is these Requirements?• I didn’t get it.• what process is followed

when the SRS requirement is not clear.

• What steps should be taken to perform the test cases and execution.

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It’s the platform’s fault

• Techies love to bash the platform or another vendor for performance problems.

• But there’s always something you can fix in your own environment to improve performance.

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It’s my First time..So…!!

• Oh I am doing it for the first time so might be I was nervousness and did something wrong.

• You never do anything for the first time? Are you born experienced?

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Oh it’s Apple’s | Android’s Fault

• I proved that I am a good … Noooo… The best Developer.

• I found bug in Apple | Android.

• Hey you.. Yes it’s Apple’s Fault.

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Is it mentioned in Guidelines?

• Oh it’s not even mentioned in Reviews Guidelines Document.

• If it’s not there then how can I do it?

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Annndddd……. Who’s mind behind this?

• I guess.. In this point there is no need of explanation.

• All are smart people.

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