how to piss off your pair at last conference 2015
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LAST Conference 18/09/2015
How toPiss off
YourPair
(Anti-)Strategiesto Get
Better Results
Bernd Schiffer
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Top 5: How to Piss Off Your Pair
5. Mr My Way
Interrupt every time your partner starts doing
something in a way other than how you'd do it.
or the Highway
4. The EraserOnce you wrestle the
keyboard away, delete your partner's last edit
immediately. Then do what you were thinking of instead.
3. The
Speak non-stop, mansplain, all the easy stuff, so your
partner never has a silence in which to speak, study
what you’re working on, or have a thought.
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NO, WAIT
LET ME MANSPLAIN…
Mansplainer
2. Mrs
Complain before your partner does something wrong. Create elaborate theories about their failings. Never forgive, never
forget.
Unforgivefullness
1. The A-Bomb
Suffer annoyances in silence until you just can't stand it any more, then blow up. For bonus points go red in face and
storm out without explanation.
Do The Opposite!
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Bernd SchifferLAST Conference 18/09/2015
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