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How to Party Like a Rockstar A rock star's lifestyle includes sex, drugs, and rock and roll. It's like party everyday. That's why rockstars seem to have mastered the art of partying. They always show up in style and they can really make a crowd going. Except for the 'drug' part, this article can give you tips on how to party like a rockstar. Read on http://www.rock-star.com . " Prepare lots of booze and meat. If you are doing the party in your house, buy some beers and other alcohol from the grocery. It's okay to buy chips, but if you really want to go all the way like what any rock stars will do, you should buy meat instead. Meat is much heavier in the stomach. If you will party for a long time until the wee hours of the morning, think of foods that will keep you going all night long. But if you will do it in a club or other places, order a huge stock of alcohol and heavy meals. " You should pay attention to your groupies. Make them feel important. If you will perform before the party, make sure that you will greet your fans. If you can remember their names, so much the better. After the performance, mingle with your fans and have a chit chat with them. This way, you will not only make them feel significant but you will also know if there are new converts in your legions of fans. You can also have a party especially for your fans. " If you will have the party somewhere like in a bar or club, reserve enough rooms for all of your guests, if you can afford it. But if not, just reserve a large suite where you can all go together after you are all stone drunk. " Have a sober guy-or at least someone who can hold himself up after drinking several bottles of beer-to act as a mediator in an event that trouble comes up-trouble in the form of cops or irritated neighboring hotel guests. Make sure the guy that you have selected for this job can weasel your way out of the mess or trouble. " Play loud and energetic loud music. Drink some more booze. Smoke, eat a lot, and just basically loosen up and have a good time.

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How to Party Like a Rockstar

A rock star's lifestyle includes sex, drugs, and rock and roll. It's like party everyday. That's why rockstars seem to have mastered the art of partying. They always show up in style and they can really make a crowd going. Except for the 'drug' part, this article can give you tips on how to party like a rockstar. Read on http://www.rock-star.com.

" Prepare lots of booze and meat. If you are doing the party in your house, buy some beers and other alcohol from the grocery. It's okay to buy chips, but if you really want to go all the way like what any rock stars will do, you should buy meat instead. Meat is much heavier in the stomach. If you will party for a long time until the wee hours of the morning, think of foods that will keep you going all night long. But if you will do it in a club or other places, order a huge stock of alcohol and heavy meals.

" You should pay attention to your groupies. Make them feel important. If you will perform before the party, make sure that you will greet your fans. If you can remember their names, so much the better. After the performance, mingle with your fans and have a chit chat with them. This way, you will not only make them feel significant but you will also know if there are new converts in your legions of fans. You can also have a party especially for your fans.

" If you will have the party somewhere like in a bar or club, reserve enough rooms for all of your guests, if you can afford it. But if not, just reserve a large suite where you can all go together after you are all stone drunk.

" Have a sober guy-or at least someone who can hold himself up after drinking several bottles of beer-to act as a mediator in an event that trouble comes up-trouble in the form of cops or irritated neighboring hotel guests. Make sure the guy that you have selected for this job can weasel your way out of the mess or trouble.

" Play loud and energetic loud music. Drink some more booze. Smoke, eat a lot, and just basically loosen up and have a good time.

" Sex is also unavoidable in these kinds of parties. A true blue rock party always include sex. So make sure there are private spots where couples can make out and do whatever they want to do.

" Break the window, the door, your guitar, your TV set, or your glasses. A rock star party should always include breaking of something. If you are in a hotel make sure that you will pay for it and the damage is something that you can still pay and will not be enough for policemen to arrest you. It should be small enough no to be minded by hotel staff and police officers, but big enough for it to bring the party up a notch.

" Finish the party before the sun comes up so that you will sleep with previous night's events on your mind-not the mess all of your guests have created or the bills you have to pay.

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