how to be a loser

How to be a Perfect .

This is not the final Slide but the beginning !


Thanks becauseFinally you have started learning officially, to be a loser!


Thanks becauseFinally you have started learning officially, to be a loser!

Let’s Learn !!

will make you a big looser !!

Step:1. Keep Gossiping!!

Gossiping cont.. . .


# Do you talk about goals, Ideas or people ?



Just keep gossiping as it will give you the best loser's impression in the society!

# Do you talk about goals, Ideas or people ?


**We know its not easy !!**


**We know its not easy !!**# But you Should..



1. Keep finding others limitation and exaggerate it!

# But you Should..




2. Find people like you and inject them.

# But you Should..





3 And keep on doing so.. .

# But you Should..





# You know it is shameless


# But you Should..





but to be a perfect looser you have to keep it going

# You know it is shameless


# But you Should..


Still Finding it Difficult !?




# No worries ! Don’t lose your Hope




4. Find another looser and ..




4. Find another looser and ..

5. Start comparing yourself with him and follow his foot ..!

Step: 2. Complain!!

Complaincont.. . .

Step: 2. Complain!!Are you a complainer or a forward thinker? If you are the

later, please stop doing so!

Complaincont.. . .



Some might say, “A Braveheart never complains”

Complaincont.. . .



Some might say, “A Braveheart never complains”

But you don’t have to care about that . Rather , be on your track and drive towards to your dream to be a loser.

Complaincont.. . .

# When you have nothing good to talk about

Complaincont.. . .


Complain about the weather..

Complaincont.. . .



Complain about your life and everything wrong with it

Complaincont.. . .



Complain because you were born in this society


Complaincont.. . .




Complain about your boss, parents, spouse.. everybody and everything you work with !

Complaincont.. . .

Complain because you were born in this society

Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s


Comparison should be your addiction !


Comparison should be your addiction !

Compare your Hair, dress, Color!


Comparison should be your addiction !Compare your Hair, dress,

Color!

You Luck



Color!

You Luck

Your Job



Color!

You Luck

Your Job

Salary



Color!

You Luck

Your Job

Salary

Girlfriend!



Color!

You Luck

Your Job

Salary

Girlfriend!

Husband



Color!

You Luck

Your Job

Salary

Girlfriend! Husband

Everything you are leaving with


Its Important to compare !


Its Important to compare !Because it will give you happiness and You will get everything by making it your habit!


Its Important to compare !Only making comparison can make your life batter


Its Important to compare !

Only making comparison can make your life batter

“This is the ultimate loser's attitude!”And this is what you must learn to be a successful looser.

take a break for a while! Because Mr. X is doing the same!

Step: 4. Take a Break !

Breakcont.. . .



No matter you haven’t earned it yet! May be you don’t have enough money !

Breakcont.. . .




Just take one, coz X took one!

Breakcont.. . .




Just take one, coz X took one!

Don’t try to see that Mr. X made the maximum sales in this year !

Breakcont.. . .

If you do so, You may not be able to be a perfect looser !

Breakcont.. . .

Step: 5. Keep watching Movies


Reading books is hard work and can hurt your brain. Books also expose you to superior minds, and that might hurt your self-esteem!!


Reading books is hard work and can hurt your brain. Books also expose you to superior minds, and that might hurt your self-esteem!!You keep watching television so you can have something to talk to other losers about.



Studies have shown that a 20% cognitive decline occurs when a person watches television. But you shouldn’t worry.



Studies have shown that a 20% cognitive decline occurs when a person watches television. But you shouldn’t worry.

You just keep watching!

Revision Time!

Revision Time!• Step: 1. Keep Gossiping!! (Coz value addition is

not a work for you)


not a work for you)

• Step: 2. Complain!! (Society loves people with a good for nothing attitude)


not a work for you)


• Step: 3. Compare with Other ‘s (Losers attitude suits you a lot)


not a work for you)



• Step: 4. Take a Break! (Following without rationality makes attractive personality)


not a work for you)



• Step: 4. Take a Break! (Following without rationality makes attractive personality)

• Step: 5. Keep watching TV (Watching movies will

get you the best audience award)

Thanks for trying !!

ByK.M. Tanbhir Siddiki

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