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Boy went 2 a grl house 2 tell his feelings,

He also took a lotus, thinkin of proposin differently...........................................................................

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But her mom opened d door, his face turned blue..

and all he cud say was.. "Aunty plz vote.......for BJP" :P

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KHATARNAK DOSTI: Boy was late 2 reach home.

His father kahan tha tu?

Boy: Friend ke Ghar tha!

Father called his 10 frnds.

4 of them answered: Haan uncle; yahi par tha;

......3 of them answered: abhi just nikla hai;

2answered: yahi hai uncle, Pad raha hai phone du kya;

1 ne to hadh kar di; He Answered: Haan papa; bolo kya hua?

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  A Boy is s itting in a Park behind a tree wid his GF.

  Old man: Bete,kya ye hamari Sansk riti hai?

  Boy: Nahi, ye bajuwa le ghar ki Pallavi hai...........;)

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Tharki Crow...

Once there was a crow,

Pind vich renda c o,

1 din taali utay baitha c o,

......1 chirri de pich y pey gya c o,

Chirri pyi c ro,

Chirri da aa gya c pio,

Chirri de pio ne kutya crow,

Crow sherminda gya c ho,

Hun chirri nu pain ji kainda c o,

MORAL:

Kuri to pehly dekho uda peyo... ;->

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Convent School k bachhe zoo me- Oh Wow Lion is Sleepin. Don't disturb.

Govt. School k bachhe- OYE OH VEKH TERA PEO SUTA PEYA. LEYA WATTA MAARIYE, AAPPE UTHEGA.

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MEIN KAL NAI.... AANA......!!!

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Jab ladki pranam karne jhukti hai toh us ke kya dikhte hain?.

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tab uske sanskar dikhte hain or jo aap soch rahe hain us se aapke sans kar dikhte hai

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Boy to girl:- kya app mere sath dance karengi?

Girl:- o exus me! mein bache k sath nhi nachti............

Boy:- o i m s orry mujhe nhi m alum tha k app pregnent hai ??? :

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One day husband and wife fought with each other reasoning with whom their son is affectionate with. After some

arguments they planned to throw a stone on him if their son shouts "mum y" then mother wins or if he s houts

"papa" then father wins. By hiding behind a tree the boy's parents threw a s tone on him . Then the boy shouted"kon

he bhen**** ":-D:-D

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Us BewafaKi Yaad Me Humne Hathon Me JAM Utha Liya....

Phir Lagaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Kha liya..

Moral: Sare AASHIQ Sharabi NAHI HOTE.

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LKG k STUDENT ne exam s heet par sus u krke tchr k hath me thama di

Tchr-Gadhe ye kya kia

Studnt-Madam ji apne hi kha tha pehle j o aa rha hai wahi krdo....

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Tcher: Jo Dusro Ko Apni Baat Na Samjha Sake Wo Gadha Hota He..

SANTA: Sir, Kya Matlab Mai Sam jha Nai.....:p

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.Engineering question:

prove dat a parrot sits on elephant & elephant died!

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stud:assum e that elephant's nam e is parrot & parrot's name is elephant.:-

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 A girl dialed her own nu mber from her boyfriend's cel l to see her na me s aved in list like Doll or sweetie. She was

shocked to s ee...

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Raju plumber!!

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Ladki wale: drink kartey ho?

Ladka: haa

Ladki wale: cigarette?

Ladka: roz pita hu.

Ladki wale: juwa?

......Ladka: meri adat hai juwa khelna.

Ladki waley (hairan hotey huwe): apke ander subkuch toh negative hai.!

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Ladka: nai positive v hai...HIV+ve.

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The awkward moment when your parents try to be funny in front of your friends :|

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GIRL-TUME MERI YAAD AATI HAI TAB TUM KYA KARTE HO???

BOY-MAIN TUMARE PASNAD KE CHOCKLATE KHATA HU...:p

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