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    The FREE monthly magazine for Heswall, Lower Heswall, Gayton and Barnston

    Tel 01244 350398 E [email protected] W www.talkaboutpublishing.co.uk

    November 2010 Issue 26

    InsIdE THIs monTH:

    n Hewall Ftball

    n Gl eallit

    n Wlgatherer

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    n What o

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    2 To advertise call 01244 350398

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    CONGRATULATIONS to Heswall archer Duncan

    Busby who won two gold medals for England in

    the Commonwealth Games. Weve got details of his

    success as well as features on the Woolgatherers

    new play, Heswall Under 12s footballers, a wedding

    and a Heswall dry cleaners royal connection.

    We also have local news, a feature on Wirral

    Grammar School for Girls, books from Linghams of

    Heswall, a whats on guide and business directory.

    Please try to support your local traders and dont

    forget to tell them you saw their advert in the

    Heswall Local.

    Jon White

    Heswall Local

    PS: The remarks at thebottom of each page arepolitical quotations

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    Never in the eld of human conict was so much owed by so many to so few - Winston Churchill

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    YOU CAN ALSO PICK UP A COPY OF THEHESWALL LOCAL

    IN (near the tills) OR THE LIBRARY

    - BUT BE QUICK BECAUSE THEY GO VERY FAST!

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    I can only go one way. Ive not got a reverse gear - Tony Blair

    Duncan leads gold rush

    HESWALL archery ace Duncan Busby twice struck gold for England in the

    Commonwealth Games.

    Busby won the team compound gold and then followed it up with the individual title, to

    claim Englands 600th gold in Commonwealth Games history.

    The 26-year-old, who is a member of the Blackthorn Bowmens Club, said: It means

    such a lot to me. England have taken all the medals in compound archery this time and

    thats very important this close to an Olympics.

    Store plan opposition

    PLANS for a new Sainsburys store at the old Lookers car showroom on Pensby Road

    have been greeted with protests. A petition of more than 120 names has been compiled

    by people in the area who are worried about an increase in the number of delivery

    lorries which they claim will be a danger to children crossing the road.

    Well known GP retires

    THE retirement has been announced of Dr Williams, senior partner of Heswall Medical

    Centre. The GP left on on 1st October after 34 years at the surgery.

    Practice manager Alison Williams said: We wish him well for his retirement and he

    will be missed very much by patients, staff and all associated with the practice. It is

    Fined for failing to stop

    A 66-year-old woman from Rocky Lane, Heswall, was

    ned 270 and had her licence endorsed with ve

    points after she failed to stop and report a collision

    she was involved in at Tescos car park.

    l A 16-year-old boy, from Woodchurch, and a

    14-year-old boy, from Pensby, were arrested over thetheft of a motorcycle in Heswall.

    l A 50-year-old man from The Spinney, Gayton, was

    convicted of speeding on Brimstage Road and ned

    1000 as well as receiving six points on his licence.

    wonderful dedication to the health service in providing

    medical care to the local community as a GP for such

    a long time.

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    You only require two things in life: your sanity and your wife - Tony Blair

    Made to measure

    Chunky Plank Furniture

    We make furniture forevery room in your homeFor over 15 ears we have beensuppling this chunk furniture to local

    stores and interior designersyou can now cut out the middlemanand make huge savings when buingdirect from us.

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    Open 7 days. Find us insideBurton Nurseries Garden Centre,on Chester High Road, nr Neston,two miles from Two Mills Honda nr Gordale.

    Tel 0151 336 8335. Sat nav CH64 8TF

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    I think the voters misunderestimate me George W Bush

    Mealors Courtyard is a delightful development of Bespoketwo, three and four bedroom properties within a beautifulcourtyard setting, situated in the much sought after villageof Ness.

    Harry Phipps & Co. Ltd have skilfully combined traditionaldesigns with modern and contemporary living resulting in a

    truly unique desirable group of houses.Internally nished to the highest of standards with stylish

    luxury kitchens, bathrooms and ensuites and appointedexternally with dressed sandstone, heritage style brick andcedar boarding facades which nestle under slate roong.The central courtyard boasts rustic block paving andcomplimentary landscaping.

    Passionate about Property

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    21 High Street, Neston CH64 9TZ

    Tel: 0151 353 1333 Web: www.constablesestateagents.co.uk

    Mealors Courtyard, Ness, Neston

    Prices from 215,000 - 319,950

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    The ownr o Apollo Blinds Wirral frm is garing up ora surg in nquiris and sals atr launcing two nwbrattaking rangs.Ma MQuiiam a o Yokhi o b o o

    h Apoo Bi ahi ow i h UKo pik up h ompay w ia a obi oio book whih a amm u ooou w wiow bi pou.

    H ha aay a howai h woio o uom a bi hywi b a bi hi wih homow who waui a ipii bi whih wi makhi hom bauiu.I ou wai o I w o Yokhi o

    pik up h w oio a i wa wohi bau hy a bahaki a I kowmy uom a oi o o hm, hai.

    Ou bui i a abou ipiiuom a howi hm h a o hpoib a ou w oio a iha h ui o hom o oyo i h Wia a uoui aaa ha bi whih a popua i a hhou a a maazi ih ow.T oio a ia o h popiy o

    ou bui bau hy hp u o a ouom ou ompio a am ou poiioa h aa ai uppi o ui a owiow bi.

    Ma oio oai mo ha 350 iabi i h o bi book a ay 300 i hia oio. A, ay 200 o h o bi abia ao aaiab a ia bi whih ma homow ha ha o may opio o ay hm houhou hi hom.Ou w oio a abouy aai a Im y pou o b ab o how uh oubaki

    oio o my uom, ai Ma.Bu auaby h mo impoa hi i ou ompay ommim o hi ay a, a wih h

    piou oio, a ou bi om wih ay pou o u o hi a b ham by ho o ou pou.Fo mo iomaio abou h w oio a how Apoo Bi a mak hom i h Wia

    Aa bauiu ih a 0151 203 6160 o ii www.apoo-bi.o.uk/wia.

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    A fool and his money are soon elected Will Rogers

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    Heswall Local November 2010 9

    Horse racing is animated roulette - Roger Kahn

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    10 To advertise call 01244 350398

    Minorities are almost always in the right Sydney Smith

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    12 To advertise call 01244 350398

    In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times - Winston Churchill

    The Beacon Coffee ShopHeswall Methodist Church,

    Telegraph Road, Heswall. Tel 342 7446

    Opening times

    Tuesday 10.30-2pm - Coffee and lunches

    Friday 10.30-2pm - Coffee and lunches

    Saturday 10-12noon - Coffee and snacks

    Friendly Welcoming Atmosphere, Homemade Food -

    Fair Trade Goods, Gifts, Cards and Second hand Books

    We are a voluntary organisation and all profts

    are donated to charities at home and abroad.

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    Heswall Local November 2010 13

    at The Hair Spa at Thornton Hall. Please present this voucher

    to receive your discount. Can not be used in conjunction

    with any other ofer. Ofer valid until 30/11/10 *Mon- Fri

    only. Terms & conditions apply. Appointments subject to

    availability. www.thorntonhallhotel.com/thespa

    Get ready for the festive season witha fabulous makeover! Have your hair

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    Opening Hours: 9.00am opening every day except Sat: 8.00amCall 0151 353 0088 or visit thorntonhallhotel.com for more information.

    Free car parking available to all customers of The Hair Spa. REF: HNN1

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    14 To advertise call 01244 350398

    Heswall couple Victoria Marquis

    married Adrian Evans recently. Theceremony and reception were both

    held at Inglewood Manor.

    Picture by Verity Allen, from the Cetra Gallery,

    Pensby Road, Heswall

    Local wedding

    Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least - Robert Byrne

    MAsOn Mla i a quaiy dyca a lau ba i Hwaa i h Wia.I wa bo ou o hhuiam a xpi o shau Maowho ha mo ha 15 ya xpi ih auy a y ai iuy whii h mo ii o uom ih UK a oa.Bo moi up oh shau (46)wok

    a J bi a loo y

    a a ho o h roya Waa oPi cha.Mao Ma o a xi a o

    i whi iui aa y aia auy, how hy pi hmi piai im whih iu iaxi, wi a habaai a oaio.suppo by a xpi a hihy

    ai am hy wih o o h hih

    quaiy i ombi wih oiioha au i impoa o a.

    neW drY cleAners -

    BY rOYAl APPOIntMent!

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    Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor - Lady Bird Johnson

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    16 To advertise call 01244 350398

    Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one - A. J. Liebling

    Firghtrs Jz Williamson, Kith Woodham, Nil Moony, Kith Hill and Station

    Commandr Sarah Pattrson, with Lindsay Knndy, from th Tsco Hswall

    Community tam outsid Hswall Fir Station for thir Macmillan Cancr Rlif

    Biggst Coff Morning.Blow: Kath Caldwll, Val Robrts, Jnny Howltt, Su Mottrshad and Pat

    Crowthr, at th Bacon Coff Shops Macmillan Coff Morning.

    Anyon or cof?

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    FIVE GREAT REASONS

    TO VISIT JPH FURNITURE

    www.jphfurniture.co.uk

    Tel: 01244 288664Open: Monday Friday 95, Saturday 103, Sunday 114

    Unit 55,Zone 1,

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    want it! After-careadvice also available.

    Call in today andtalk to us about

    your requirements!

    5% discount with this voucherval l 30 nmb

    Freedom means the opportunity to be what we never thought we would be - Daniel J. Boorstin

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    I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end - Margaret Thatcher

    Footallr n acton

    Action from th Hswall v Nwton gamin th Wst Chshir Lagu, at Gayton

    Park, last month. Hswall lost th gam

    2-0 but currntly sit fth in th tabl, ight

    points abov Nwton

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    American football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors - Frank Gifford

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    20 To advertise call 01244 350398

    I deserve respect for the things I did not do - Dan Quayle

    W paid a visit to Gayton Park to

    watch Heswall Colts Under 12s

    tam tak on th Oxton Pumas.

    Both teams tried to play some

    good football on what was a vry

    overgrown pitch!

    Colt and Pma do attl

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    Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against - W. C. Fields

    ORover a quarter of a century Tegla

    have been designing and manufacturing

    To take the next step towards owning a unique

    handbuilt Tegla kitchen, please contact us to

    arrange a visit to our showroom.

    We look forward to hearing from you.

    Martin Edwards

    Kitchens as unique as you are.

    F

    Ruthin Road, Llandegla, Nr. Wrexham LL11 3AB

    Tel: 01978 [email protected] www.tegla.co.uk

    bespoke kitchens that reflect the style and

    personality of their owners.

    bespoke kitchens that reect the style and

    personality of their owners.

    To take the next step towards owning a

    unique hand-built Tegla kitchen,

    please contact us to arrange a consul tation.

    We look forward to hearing from you.

    or over a quarter of a century Tegla

    have been designing and manufacturing

    Ruthin Road, Llandegla, Nr. Wrexham LL11 3AB

    Tel: 01978 790641

    [email protected] www.tegla.co.uk

    l Free technical support lHome visits no problemQuality work at realistic prices

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    Fully qualifed. Over 25 years experience

    Computer upgrades... Repairs...Virus Removal...Systems Built & Installed... Broadband Installation...Small to Medium Size Networks Installed...

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    Neston Computers

    Tuition given to all ages, singular or groups

    Special needs computers and switch access, systems built,

    installed and set up, programs installed and set up

    REHABILITATION THERAPY FOR PEOPLE

    WITH MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS

    Tel: 0151 342 0166

    Mobile: 07762407184

    E-Mail: [email protected]

    l Relaxation/anxiety managementl Sensoryl Desensitisation

    l Sociall Behaviour Modifcationl Colour Therapy

    l Drama/Music therapy

    The Marsh Cat Restaurant on Parkgates attractive promenadespecialises in good quality food from around the world

    Christmas Festive Menu

    13th-23rd Decembr

    Two courses for 14.95

    Christmas Eve Dinner

    Two courses for 26

    5.30-8pm

    Christmas Eve Lunch

    Two courses for 13.95

    Christmas Day

    Four courses for 60, 12-3pm

    New Years Eve

    Three courses for 29.95

    5.30-9.30pm

    The

    Marsh Cat

    Opening times:

    Lunch:Mon-Sat 12-2.30pm, Sun 12-3pmEvening:Sun-Tue 6-9pm;

    Wed-Thur 6-9.30pm; Fri-Sat 6-10pm

    Mostyn Square,

    Parkgate CH64 6SL

    Tel 0151 336 1963

    www.marshcat.com

    Now taking bookings for Christmas

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    22 To advertise call 01244 350398

    I have made good judgements in the past. I have made good judgements in the future - Dan Quayle

    Dar to tak

    th cy plng?THE annual Wirral Boxing Day Dipbeing held again in West Kirby Marine

    Lake on Boxing Day at 11am.

    Organiser John McGowan is looking

    for support and volunteers alike to

    join in on to help raise funds for this

    years adopted charity, the Wirral based

    Northern Lights childrens charity.

    Wet suits are allowed, but in the spirit

    of the event last year nobody wore one(one guy even went in wearing a santa

    suit!)

    There is no lower age limit, however

    anyone under the age of 16 must be

    accompannied by an adult at all times.

    If you know of anyone wishing to take

    part or you would like to volunteer a

    family friend or work colleague, please

    contact John McGowan by email at

    [email protected] orby phone on 07521 630524.

    Mark Sargnt at last yars Boxing Day dip

    www.doubleglazingrepairswirral.com

    0151 336 3798

    Double Glazing Repairs

    We can help withvMisted and damaged units

    v Replacement handles and hinges

    vWindow and Door locks

    v Sticking doors and jammed locks etc.

    Upvc Care and Repair

    Call John for friendly advice and free quotation

    GOT A STAMMER OR STUTTER?

    Want help and support with your stammer or stutter?

    Then look no further!

    THE WIRRAL STAMMERING SUPPORT GROUP

    meets on the 3rd Tuesday or every month at the

    Stork pub, Price Street, Birkenhead CH41 6JN

    New members welcome

    Ring Simon on 0151 342 6012

    Mob 07876 736060

    www.wirralstammering.co.uk

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    I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless ofce - Thomas Jefferson

    THE Woolgatherers of Heswall Amateur Dramatic Group are on stage this month

    performing The Sunshine Boys by Neil Simon.

    The comedy, produced by Lynette Clement, centres on Al Lewis and Willy Clark,

    who were once a popular Vaudeville comedy team known as The Sunshine Boys.

    Eeven years after the partnership ended, a lucrative opportunity arises. A major

    Network is producing a special on the history of comedy and wants The Sunshine

    Boys to appear.The show takes place from Thursday 11th to Saturday 13th

    November at Heswall Hall. Call 0151 348 1084

    Kati Jons & Ian Charls rhars

    thir doctor & nurs sktch.

    Trry Collistr, Matthw Nicholson &

    Ian Charls rharsing a scn from

    Th Sunshin Boys.

    Wool rng a lttl nhn to th tag

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    24 To advertise call 01244 350398

    Home advantage gives you an advantage - Bobby Robson

    AFTeR introducing you to a 1930

    Austin 7, affctionatly known

    as Vanssa in my last pic,

    this tim w ar looking at a

    vry diffrnt typ of car.

    Our pictur this month is of

    a gnuin Daimlr sports

    car built in 1962 bfor

    th luxury car makr was

    takn ovr by Jaguar.Introduced in 1959 as

    the Daimler Dart, the car

    got off to a bad start when

    Chrysler claimed they had

    already registered the use of the

    Dart name. The car was subsequently

    called the Daimler Sport 250 which was then

    abbreviated to SP250. SP for Sport and 250 for the

    engine size of 2500cc.

    A second snag soon appeared when it was discovered that the doors would mysteriouslyopen of their own accord during enthusiastic cornering manoeuvres. This was eventually

    blamed on the chassis not having sufcient rigidity for the unusual breglass body and

    was sorted for the following year.

    However by now the company had been taken over by Jaguar who were just about to

    introduce their rst E Type which was much more advanced than the Daimler. The SP250,

    which was not proving to be a good seller, subsequently disappeared from the market

    in 1964. Jaguar however knew a good engine when they saw one and hung on to the

    beautiful 2500cc V8 motor, which had been specially designed for the SP250, and used it

    in other cars.

    The SP250 was quick in its day and had all round disc brakes to slow it down. The carswere successful and extensive in competition and although used by police for high speed

    pursuit, they remained plagued by a reputation for poor quality. Hence only 1415 LHD

    cars were built plus 1229 RHD models for export. Its rarity and unusual style are now

    considered to enhance its dramatic appearance and appeal, making it a true and popular

    icon of the sixties.

    The car pictured here was rst bought by the Marquess of Hertford in 1962 and has been

    owned by its current owner Peter Broadbent since the year 2000. Peter, who previously

    had owned a Triumph Spitre, acquired the Daimler just after it had undergone a full

    body-off restoration. He has found it to be a very reliable car; a joy and delight to own and

    drive. Dave Evennett

    [email protected]

    WesT WiRRAL CAR CLub

    Ugly DUckling Becomes a Thing of BeaUTy(Rrrng to th car, o cor!)

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    If voting changed anything, theyd make it illegal - Emma Goldman

    Danil Andrson, from Hswall, tris out th bronco machin at th Caldy Rugby

    Club Touraid Festival last month - but eventually succumbed to the bull.

    Danl rodo rd advntr

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    LIFeS littl luxuris dont com around

    too otn. W all lik to b spoilt andpamprd onc in a wil, so wn w wrinvitd to try out a spa day at Rowton hallSpa w jumpd at t canc.

    spa ay w o h p o h ih ao ma ai ha way ao h ouy oa uxuiou am.now, you a a hi a mo o muh

    o o hom - rowo Ha spa i ju ouich - a i i a xpi I wou iy

    omm.I ai a h hah ub a pa wih my

    oau ly i h moi.W ha h who moi o u h uyquipp ym, wimmi poo, aua, jauzzi aam oom.luh wa a 12 a a uki io ou iiou

    amo a haok hak ih i wa im o ouoou am ui h aoo.I op o h Fu boy xoiaio, ro aia,

    d- bak maa a Foo maa o ih.T bauiuy oa oom oh wih h

    moo ihi, wa au a aqui mui wahay.Ou bauy hapi gmma a Aa ook u

    houh o ou am oom wh hy ak uhouh ou am a a i omoabo h b ba wih my xoiaio. T spa

    u Aomahapy Aoia pou a o whih

    m ii. T am my ki wih a oyii aio.My x am nk, bak a hou

    maa wa o o h b I ha ha. To pu oh wih hyhmi moma h bauiuy oi w wou.My o aia oi o ca, to,

    exoiao, Maa oi, Fa mak, a Moiui.T ihy pou my ki iubiaby o a hya. O fio Iwou ay hi wa my aoui am o h ay.I wou aiy omm i hi o youpa ay.My a am wa h oo maa, o

    omhi I wou omay hoo i a ao. BuI wou iy ha hi aai bau i o oy my i o bu i wa p o aio a my am io i h ym.to ih o hi biu ay, w w bak i ou

    ob a pu io h axaio oom, wh uia, h ui a wa w waii o u.Oa h who ay wa uy ihu. T spa

    maa sphai Mkay ha pa h pik mix pa ay py.so i you ooki o a pia aiay,

    bihay o chima p o ju omhi ojoy o ay ay o h wk hi wou aiy bomhi o hik abou. T ay i x auo moy a i a xpi w wi o!

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    I am a Marxist, of the Groucho tendency Anon

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    ClubsFlower Club

    Meet 2nd Wednesday of the month, 8pm at

    Alexander Hall, Rocky Lane. Tel 342 2060.

    Gayton Probus

    Meeting at Richmond Hall every Tues 9am-

    1pm, also Luncheon Meeting rst Monday of

    the month at The Grange. Call 342 7855.

    Heswall Probus

    The group hold their luncheon at The

    Grange, Thornton Hough every third Monday

    in the month & meet for coffee at the URCWednesdays 10am-12noon. Tel 342 5367

    Heswall Society

    Established for the public benet to conserve

    the heritage of the parish. Contact Carolyn

    Eddowes on 342 5066

    Horticultural Society

    Meetings on the rst Monday of the month at

    7.30pm in Heswall Hall. Tel 342 8204

    Lawn Tennis Club

    Quarry Road East, Heswall. Tel 342 1775

    Wirral Lions Club

    Meets 1st Tuesday every month at 7.45pm

    at the Hinderton Arms, top Chester Road.

    Secretary: 334 3044.

    National Trust Association

    For local members of The National Trust

    - organises social events, speakers and

    outings to places of interest. Tel 342 2847

    Oldfeld Theatre and Concert Club

    Arranges visits by coach to theatres and

    concert halls throughout the Wirral andbeyond. Opera - Ballet - Concerts or Plays.

    New members welcome. Ring 342 8952.

    Photographic Society

    Meetings held at St.Peters Centre, Village

    Road, Lower Heswall. Tel 648 5787

    Rotary Clubs

    Heswall group meets every Thursday at

    The Grange, Thornton Hough at 12.45pm.

    Secretary 342 2949

    Rotary Club of West Wirral. Meets

    Wednesdays 6.30 pm at Heatherlands Court,Irby. Secretary 342 1883.

    The Rotary Club of Mid Wirral meet everytuesday morning for breakfast at the Jug and

    Bottle at 7:15am. Tel 342 1034

    Round Table

    Social club with a conscience open to men

    between 18 and 45, meeting at The Black

    Horse, Lower Heswall & other venues. Tel

    342 9159. www.heswallroundtable.co.uk

    Senior Swimmers

    Open to anyone over 50, for serious or light

    exercise, at Caldy Grange Swimming Pool

    every Friday morning Tel. 342 3703Soroptimists

    The group meet on the 2nd & 4th Thursdays

    of the month at the Grange. Tel 342 3446

    Website

    Visit www.heswall.com for leisure and

    business info for Heswall. Tel 07730486242

    Email [email protected]

    Wirral WIldlie

    The local branch of Cheshire Wildlife Trust.

    www.wirralwildlife.co.uk Tel 342 1395.

    Woolgatherers

    Heswall-based drama group. New members

    welcome. Call 648 2717

    Useul Numbers

    Councillors

    Peter Johnson, 342 1399

    Leslie Rowlands 342 2454

    Andrew Hodson 342 6253

    Surgeries held on the rst Saturday in the

    month at Heswall Library, 10.30am-12noon

    PoliceHeswall Police Station. Non-emergencies

    call: 709 6010. Monday - Friday 10am-5pm

    Richmond Hall

    Community hall in School Hill. Tel 342 5742

    Schools

    Barnston Primary. Tel 342 5229

    Gayton Primary. Tel 342 3772

    Heswall Primary. Tel 342 7491

    St Peters CE Primary. Tel 342 2556

    Wirral Council

    General switchboard 0151 606 2000

    Useful numbers and info

    28 To advertise call 01244 350398

    A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country Texas Guinan

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    If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law - Winston Churchill

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    Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians - Charles de Gaulle

    Fiction: Room Emma Donoghue

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    Autobiography: The Fry Chronicles- Stephen Fry

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    Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable - John Kenneth Galbraith

    Thursday 4th November

    Heswall Hall Coffee Morning, 10am 1pm. Pick up your Christmas Cards & Gifts and

    enjoy a Tea/ Coffee and a mince pie.

    Friday 5th November

    Charities Christmas Card Sale, at Heswall Hall, 10am-2pm. Hosted by Mersey Region

    Epilepsy Association, all proceeds are going to charities. Tel: 0151 298 2666.

    Saturday 6th November

    Heswall Branch of The British Red Cross Christmas Fair, at Heswall Hall.

    Thursday 11th to Saturday 13th November

    The Woolgatherers of Heswall present Sunshine Boys by Neil Simon, at Heswall Hall,

    7.30pm.

    Friday12th NovemberA concert of music and song in aid of Help for Heroes Fund, with Heswall Concert Band

    and the Castle Singers at Heswall Royal British Legion Club, Pensby Road, 7.30pm.

    Tickets from Linghams Bookstore or Dee Fine Arts or on the door.

    Wednesday 10th November

    Estuary Watch: The Thurstaston Circle,10am start. A walk along the shore from

    Thurstaston to Lower Heswall will give views of many thousands of estuary birds before

    the return to the Visitor Centre via the Wirral Way. No need to book. Tel: 0151 648 4371

    or email [email protected]

    Friday 12th NovemberPaul Loughnane will talk about The Wirral Countryside Volunteers the rst 25 years at

    a meeting of Wirral Wildlife, in Room B, Heswall Hall, 7.30pm. Admission 2. All welcome.

    Friday 12th November

    THE Multiple Sclerosis Society Wirral Branch are holding a Swing and Bling evening at

    the Heatherlands Court, Irby, from 7.30pm. Tel Karen 342 8829.

    Sunday 14th November

    Heathland Restoration at Heswall Dales,10.30am 3.30pm. Help continue the good work

    saving one of Wirrals best examples of Lowland Heath. Enjoy a physical fun day clearing

    the invading scrub from the Dales. Meet: Entrance to Heswall Dales off Oldeld Road,

    Heswall. Suitable clothing and footwear and bring a packed lunch. No need to book. Tel:0151 677 7594 or email [email protected]

    Friday 19th to Sunday 21st November

    Heswall Methodist Youth Club Reunion Weekend. Various venues: Black Horse, Heswall

    Methodist Church Hall & Venture House and Craxton Wood. Go to: www.hmycreunion.

    com or contact Rob Capleton on 0151 342 1051.

    Tuesday 23rd - Saturday 27th November

    Riverside Players present The Flint Street Nativity, by Tim Firth, at Heswall Hall, 8pm

    Tickets 8 available from Linghams. Enquiries: 210 3955.

    Friday 3rd DecemberHeswall Patchwork & Quilting Group are holding their bi-annual Charity Coffee Morning in

    Heswall Hall from 10.30am- 12.30pm, in aid of Meadowside School.

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    Dog Grooming

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    Gardning

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    l Plumbing & Tiling

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