here are mummy and daddy. mummy is prettier than daddy
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Here are mummy and daddy.
Mummy is prettier than
daddy, and much cleverer,
too.
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prettier cleverer mummy
Here are Peter and Jane.
Jane is teaching Peter to
read. It is slow, because
Peter is a boy.
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teaching
Pat the dog has been trained
to bow before skirts.
Good boy, Pat!
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skirts
“Mummy says training dogs is
like training men,” says Jane.
“Can I have one?” drools
Peter.
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drools training
Peter’s school has girls and
boys in the same class!
It is very hard for the boys.
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hard boys
Peter has opinions on Jane’s
dress, but he doesn’t dare
say.
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opinions
“Can I come up yet?” says
Peter.
“You’ll stay where you are,”
says Jane.
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“I told him to stand in a
bucket and try to lift himself
up,” says Jane.
“Boys are so stupid,” laughs
Helen.
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bucket stupid
“I’ll walk in the flowerbeds if I
damn well choose,” says
Jane, “I’m a girl.”
“I love you,” says Peter.
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damn flowerbeds
“When I grow up, I want to be
a train driver,” says Peter.
“You’ll be my driver,” says
Jane.
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train driver
Jane has found her skipping-
rope.
“When you have finished
here, you will do my room,”
she says.
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skipping-rope finished
“Mummy seems cross,” says
daddy. “I think I might stay
here”.
“Mummy asked me to take
her these canes,” says Jane.
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might canes
“It’s a soft c in panacetta,”
says mummy. “It’s Italian.”
“He’s such a retard,” laughs
Jane.
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Italian retard
“It’s a crab!” laughs Peter.
“It’s a carcinus maenas,” says
Jane. “Now put it in your
trunks.”
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crab laughs trunks
“Shall we let them out?” says
mummy. “Peter is shivering.”
Jane eats another biscuit.
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shivering biscuit
“Policemen are the brain-
washed bulwarks of the Gyn-
archic State,” says mummy.
“I want to be that,” says
Peter.
“You will,” says Jane.
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policemen brainwashed bulwarks
gynarchic state
On Christmas morning, dad-
dy and Peter are allowed to
sit at table.
“Don’t get too comfy,” says
Jane.
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allowed comfy
“Gynarchy is like a butterfly,”
says Jane. “It is delicate, and
we must care for it together.”
“Yes, Miss,” says Peter.
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delicate Miss