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Page 1: Happy Birthday Nilo
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Introducing the RETARD of the batch

Introducing Nilofer - the Retard of the batch

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Nilofer’s retarded growth throughthe ages

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FACT 1: Narcissistic Nilo

Has the maniacal tendency of taking pictures of herself

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Fact 2: Has the same expression in every photo of hers!!

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FACT 3:

In order to counter her incompetent driving skills, she uses her hideous dressing to ward people off the roads.

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• FACT 4:Lost the habit of taking a bath after

entering IIMB. (We are not sure of what her habits were

before coming here :P)

Divya (once in Mars): Nilofer which soap do you use?

Nilofer: How dare you ask me this. Isn’t face wash enough?

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FACT 5 : Also has the tendency of frequently

walking into the men’s rest

room

Rumours are rife that she consumes a daily dose of Pediasure

to overcome her retardedness!!

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FACT 6 : Claims to be from one of the most posh looking localities of Chennai

What she thinks her area looks like

How it actually looks

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Nilo’s Crushes

Should fit one of these Criteria:

Should be aged above 50 (with a finance background)

Or should be a DML

Or should be Irshad

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Love knows no language

Love knows no religion

Love knows no borders

Love knows no gender!!!

But Nilofer’s True Love in IIMB......Karthijaaaaa!

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Come hoosh me at A-Base at midnight!!