happy birthday nilo
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Introducing the RETARD of the batch
Introducing Nilofer - the Retard of the batch
Nilofer’s retarded growth throughthe ages
FACT 1: Narcissistic Nilo
Has the maniacal tendency of taking pictures of herself
Fact 2: Has the same expression in every photo of hers!!
FACT 3:
In order to counter her incompetent driving skills, she uses her hideous dressing to ward people off the roads.
• FACT 4:Lost the habit of taking a bath after
entering IIMB. (We are not sure of what her habits were
before coming here :P)
Divya (once in Mars): Nilofer which soap do you use?
Nilofer: How dare you ask me this. Isn’t face wash enough?
FACT 5 : Also has the tendency of frequently
walking into the men’s rest
room
Rumours are rife that she consumes a daily dose of Pediasure
to overcome her retardedness!!
FACT 6 : Claims to be from one of the most posh looking localities of Chennai
What she thinks her area looks like
How it actually looks
Nilo’s Crushes
Should fit one of these Criteria:
Should be aged above 50 (with a finance background)
Or should be a DML
Or should be Irshad
Love knows no language
Love knows no religion
Love knows no borders
Love knows no gender!!!
But Nilofer’s True Love in IIMB......Karthijaaaaa!
Come hoosh me at A-Base at midnight!!