Happy 60th Birthday,

Joe!Celebrating a Wild and Crazy

60 years of Life…With many more to come!

This dapper young thing wasn’t always so suave (just look at him now!)

Let’s take a look at Joe’s beginnings…

As we are sure Brandy and Chris will tell you…

Joe has always been a loving, kind, sensitive big brother

…despite his genius potential as an evil mastermind.

A wonderfully warm, familial upbringing…

A strong sense of values and family pride…

Two wonderful brothers to love and support him…

Yes, this was a man who had it all.

What went wrong?!

As Joe began to grow older, his particular peculiarities began to show…

For instance, those goofy glasses. And his devotion to penny loafers. And Star Trek.

Fortunately...

Nothing a Military Career can’t fix!

Finally, Joe met Theresa.It seemed he was saved.

Just Look at that Happy Man!

But before anyone knew it…

Theresa had him doing allKINDS

of crazy things!!

Could it be…. Evil Mastermind-ette?!?

To Dream the

Impossible Dream…

Perhaps Joe is just a misguided, hopeless romantic.

But sometimes, it seems thatthis is clearly

A Man Deranged.

And worse yet, this madness continued for decades…

No denying it now, Joe- You MUST be nuts.

But then came the kicker…

WHAT have I gotten myself into?!?

…Now What?

Joe, we didn’t think you were this far gone…

Another one?!

Let’s just hope they don’t take after Joe.

Hats off to you, Joe!

Your family loves you,

Throughout the Years.

A big

HAPPY

BIRTHDAY

to

YOU!

Especially from your girls.

We love you,

Daddy!

Love,Katherine, Emily,

and Mommy(and Lucy)