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Page 1: Halloween Lunch Jokes - WordPress.com · 2018. 10. 29. · Title: Halloween Lunch Jokes Author: Chic Fete Keywords: DADHNv7retg,BAB3Cf8_uGE Created Date: 10/29/2018 4:24:10 PM

How�do�Zombiestell�their�future?

They�read�their�HORROR-scope!

What�kind�of�music�do�mummies�listen�to?

WRAP�music!�

What�do�black�cats�have�for�breakfast

MICE�Krispies!

Why�didn't�the�skeleton�go�to�the�

prom?

He�didn't�have�any�BODY�to�go�with!

Why�diddraculatake�coldmedicine?

To�keep�from�COFFIN!

What�is�the�first�thing�a�bat�learns�at�school?

The�Alpha-BAT!�

What�type�of�hot�dogs�do�monsters�

like�best?

HALLO-WIENERS!

What�do�you�call��two�witches�who�share�broomsticks?

BROOMMATES!

Page 2: Halloween Lunch Jokes - WordPress.com · 2018. 10. 29. · Title: Halloween Lunch Jokes Author: Chic Fete Keywords: DADHNv7retg,BAB3Cf8_uGE Created Date: 10/29/2018 4:24:10 PM

"You�are�my�SUNSHINE"

Which�song�do�

Vampires�

hate�the�most?

FLYday!

What�is�a�spider's�favourite�day?

She�spent�too�much�time�on�the�WEB!�

Why�did�the�spider�get�in�trouble?

Be�a�gentleman�and�roll�them�back!

One�monster�says�to�the�other,�"A�lady�just�rolled�her�eyes�at�

me.�What�should�I�do?"

BLOOOO!

What�colour�do�ghost�turn�when�they�are�sad?

BOOOOties!

What�do�baby�ghosts�wear�on�their�feet?

With�a�Pumpkin-Patch!�

How�do�you�fix�a�broken�

Jack-o-lantern?

CUT-IT-OUT!

What�did�the�Pumpkin�say�to�the�Pumpkin�carver?

Page 3: Halloween Lunch Jokes - WordPress.com · 2018. 10. 29. · Title: Halloween Lunch Jokes Author: Chic Fete Keywords: DADHNv7retg,BAB3Cf8_uGE Created Date: 10/29/2018 4:24:10 PM

Mas-SCARE-a!

What�kind�of�makeupdoes�the�bride�of�Frankenstein�wear?

Ice-SCREAM!

What�does�Frankenstein�serve�for�dessert?

The�Monster�Mash!�

What�is�Frankenstein's�favourite�song?

Prank-enstein!

Which�monster�plays�tricks�on�Halloween?