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  • 1. HALLOWEEN JOKES!

2. What do ghostsservefordessert?
3. I-Scream!
4. Whenisitbadlucktomeet a blackcat?
5. Whenyoure a mouse!
6. What do you call a witchwholives at thebeach?
7. A sand-witch!
8. Whatareghosts' favouritekind of streets?
9. Deadends!
10. WhodoesDracula get lettersfrom?
11. Hisfang club!
12. What's a ghosts favouritedessert?
13. Boo-berrypie!
14. Why do skeletonsdrinkmilk?
15. Tohelptheirbones!
16. What's a skeletons favouritepart of thehouse?
17. Theliving room!
18. What is Dracula'sfavourite restaurant?
19. Murder King!
20. Whatis a Ghost'sfavouritefood?
21. HamBoogers
22. Whydontskeletonslikeparties?
23. Theyhave no bodyto dance with!