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    Haitians, behold my deliverance, says the Lord!By Uncle Patrick

    1. Nations of the world are you looking for the God particle in Switzerland? Well,

    here I am in the Earthquake of Haiti and in the Oil Spill of the United States, saysthe Lord, the Mighty One of Israel.

    a. I AM the true God of the Haitians.

    b. I AM the deliverer of the Haitians.

    c. I AM the provider for the Haitians.2. I AM also the defender of the children of Haiti.

    3. In the 1915 invasion of Haiti, The US Military killed 50,000 Kako who were

    descendants of Africans that refused to become slaves of France and took to thehills of Haiti.

    4. Now, the US Military is incapable of saving even 50,000 children of Haiti who

    are dying of thirst and hunger while the food is rotting on the ground.5. Worst yet, the poor Haitians have to pay for the food that was freely donated by

    the world.

    6. Please, remember the Patriot Act.

    7. Please, remember Bagdad.8. Please, remember Abner Louima.

    9. So, I AM pissed!

    10. Tea Party People of America, if you dont like the way the government is runningthings, go to Alaska, take all the weapons you can carry, put Sarah Palin as your

    new President and John McCain as Vice President, and invoke the Patriot Act.

    You are patriots, arent you?11. Texans, you are the lone star. You used to be the Republic of Texas. You are

    patriots, arent you? Remember the Alamo, but also remember Waco. Lock and

    load. Behold, you are the Republic of Texas, again. Put my servant Erykah Badu

    as your first President and my servant Chuck Norris (Walker, Texas Ranger andwhose name is really Carlos Norris) as Vice President. Texas Rangers, Cowboys,

    Indians, defend the new Republic of Texas. Invoke the Patriot Act.

    12. Puerto Rico, mi amigo, you said you wanted your independence. This July 4,2010 is your independence day. I AM THE LORD and I DO AS I PLEASE! Have

    faith.

    13. Haiti, my beloved, pearl of the Antilles, I have heard your lamentations, and Ihave answered your prayers. Your deliverance was already assured before you

    knew it, even before you needed it. As I used Rams horns 7 times in Jericho, I

    used a 7 on the rector scale in Haiti to get the worlds attention. There is astronghold over Haiti, but behold I shall deliver my people. This July 4, 2010 is

    your new independence day. And the land I gave in inheritance to the formerslaves, your ancestors, my servants, shall be called The NuNation of Haiti. The

    Nation of Islam and the NuNation of Haiti shall be friends in memory of Malcom-X whose blood still cries out to me and my beloved Mohamed Ali, a true freedom

    fighter.

    14. Haitians, President Prval has been dis too many times. The United Nationsshoved Bill Clinton down Prvals throat without consulting him. And Prval is

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    Lord your God forgive you. And I place this NuNation of Haiti under your

    protection because I have faith in you and I know you are a new nation yourself.

    22. July 4, 2010 is not just Independence Day, its Genesis Day. I have just created 4nations, havent I? Happy Summer 2010. (Hey, Haitians, whose your daddy?

    Who let the dogs out?)