Haiku Climbing Poems

to Liam Monaco

Right now I am weak

but with a new membership

I will soon climb strong

Brendan Balderson

Plastic holds on high

To reach new grades more climbing

Membership required

Luke Taylor

Student can’t afford

Hero with cheap membership

Climbing once again

Candice Haverfield

Muscle shirts don’t fit

Need membership for bulking

Bitches hate weaklings

Briana Chellew

There’s a whole world

way out there, conquered by few

I long to reach it

Soph Em

What will come of me

with this opportunity?

Strong, happy, YIPEE!

Alexandra Pascoe

Liam Monaco

Forever my one true love

Back off everyone

Craig Michael

Now now everyone

there is no doubt Liam is mine

We climb and drink wine

Alexandra Pascoe

From time to time

Give the mountains a rest

To climb some boulders

Adele Rae

Spiderman my hero

Climbing walls with the best

Liam! dreams come true?

Mike Hohendorf

Weak and poor yearlong

A climbing membership, aye?

Then I will be strong!

Alexandra Pascoe

Consider me

as one who loves climbing

and hot potatoes

Adele Rae

Cannot wait to climb

Really keen to try yoga

Liam please help me

Candice Haverfield

The higher I climb

the wiser I become

I still know nothing

Adele Rae

Run out of ideas

Haikus are very taxing

Liam end this pain

Candice Haverfield

Sunset

None has seen such sheer beauty

Except when wins pass!

Karlaminda Luckel Monaco

I’d like to climb Reds

but I’ll start with Blues

Liam this game is sweet

Alex Ball

Tomorrow... my birthday

What better gift could there be?

Climbing pass from Liam

Mike Hohendorf

This gym pass

to plastic reality

fuels dreams of rock

Paul Callander

Winter is coming

A beautiful winter poem

Shit! Cold! Climb indoors!

Kelly Richards

Climbing pass to win

What better way a day to spend?

Products of my work

Mike Hohendorf

Climbing climb climbing

Climbing climbing climb climbing

Climbing climb climbing

Joseph Law

Soothing rock held tight

Beauty I cannot describe

Nor feelings inside

Gerard Cosh

A journey begins

Pushing onwards and upwards

Still so far to climb

Gerard Cosh

I look up and cry

At the atrocities done

with drill and plastic

David Thorpe

Grip the plastic realm

Slip the surly bonds of Earth

Sunward I have climbed

Christopher Kotmel

The rock breathes softly

I hear its screaming challenge....

Indoor wood plastic

Stephanie Hill

From ground to apex

The climb brings spirit to life

High above my doubts

Mike Hohendorf