GUILT BY ASSOCIATION

BEGINNING OF TIME-2012 A.D

BY GABRIEL & NICOLAS PELEGRINA

WHO WAS HE? His best friends were Fallacy of

Division and Appeal to the Popular. Their gang was called RED HERRING.You could find them at Skate Station and school. G. B. Asoc liked to come up with an idea before knowing all the information. He also jumped to conclusions based on personal bias information and taking sides against people he and the gang didn’t like.

HIS QUOTES “While taking a test, my friend was

talking to me. My teacher hears talking and blames both of us even though I haven’t said a word. I got punished for being around someone bad. ”

G. B. Asoc “Hitler liked fish therefore fish are

bad.”

LA JICK La Jick was (G. B. Asoc) Guilt’s therapist. He was

trying to get Guilt’s life in order, straighten him up, and try to get Guilt to stop lying and leave his gang. Guilt never liked him and would always skip out but La Jick would always find a way to get to Guilt and find a counter argument to his like:

“The Nazi were conservationists, but we all know that conservation is not bad.”

QUOTES FROM FAMILY“He didn’t want to try out for the soccer

team because Charles Manson played soccer.”

-Dad (Aristotle)

“Since Ted Bundy had a mouse, we where never allowed to have one.”

-Brother “We miss him so much”-Mom