grasp teaser final presentation
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Slide show prezentat la petrecerea de final, decembrie 2004TRANSCRIPT
grasp
A long time ago, in a Local Governmentfar, far away...
Episode 1THE PHANTOM MENACE
Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Administration. The infrastructure of trade routes to outlying star systems is in
dispute, as well as other economic matters. Hoping to resolve everything with the blockade of deadly battleships,
the greedy Federation of Galactic Authorities has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboocharest.
While the Galactic Council endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace,
masters of the timesheet, to settle the conflict...
Qui-Gon Benjamin
Parking rule numero uno: car found in
front of office - your timesheet gets a taste of my laser
beam!
Obi-Vaughan Kenobi
Goodness me, it’s Friday, 6 o’clock!
Everybody, take the rest of the week off!
Banzai!
The trade roads are now controlledby the Federation...
GOSTAVĂŢU
SOLAR SYSTEM
Wow, this is a perfect place to spend the next week-end with my good friends Alien
5, the Predator brothers, Dr. Evil, and Darth Victor.
The robots recruited from Naboocharest and other smaller
planets join the Jedi in their attempt to reform the Galactic Administration...
Hey, man, this “standard business attire” is
driving me crazy! Thank God, on Fridays helmets
are not mandatory...
Episode 2ATTACK OF THE CLONES
There is unrest in the Galactic Administration. Several galactic governments have declared their intentions to receive training
and technical assistance.
This movement has made it difficult for the limited number of Jedi Knights to maintain cluster task forces in the galaxy.
Senator Staffidala, the former Queen of Naboocharest, is returning to planet Gostavăţu to check on the critical issue of
creating an army to assist the overwhelmed Jedi...
Surrender, scoundrels!Your metropolitan area is
surrounded!Lay down your former
strategies and prepare to get trained!
May the Force be with you, guys!
The Cluster Task Force
Meanwhile, the army of clones was preparing its counterattack...
Prepare to die in pain,local counsellor! I have several lethal questions
on my mind.
Mayor identified!Target locked!
Shoot questions, sisters!
Oh my God, they cloned the equipment, too!
But... who’s gonna do the
tagging?
Episode IVA NEW HOPE
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil
Galactic Administration.
During the battle, Rebels managed to steal secret plans to the Management's ultimate weapon, the STRATEGIC PLANNING,
with enough power to reform an entire planet.
Welcome to the seminar on GED
(Galactic Economic Development)!
Develop strategies or get lost in space!
The robots quickly establish ways of communication with their
counterparts...
Look fierce! I’m not worried about the small guys flying around, but for the big one
behind, his reports are always late!
Deep inside the solar system, the Rebels relentlessly support their
target (groups) through (magnetic) field visits...
Waiter, bring another round of beers, otherwise we’ll test our phasers on
your sorry joint!
I feel the presence of the Force around here… Maybe it’s because I haven’t eaten yet?
Episode VTHE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
It is a dark time for the Rebellion. Although STRATEGIC PLANNING has been deployed, administrative troops have driven the Rebel forces from their hidden base and pursued
them across the galaxy.
The evil lord Darth Victor, obsessed with finding young queen Staffidala, has dispatched thousands of rumors into the far
reaches of space...
You underestimated the power of the
Dark Side… prepare for phasing
out!
Banzai! Let’s turn things
upside down!
Phasing them out is pretty fun! You just
pretend to ignore reports and constantly upset the
staff with your lack of vision!
Episode VIRETURN OF THE JEDI
Staffidala has returned to his home planet of Naboocharest in an attempt to rescue his friends from the phase-out.
Little does Staffidala know that the Galactic Administration has secretly begun construction on a new space program...
When completed, this ultimate program will spell certain doom for the small band of Rebels struggling to restore freedom to
the galaxy...
Who needs a Galactic Administration when
you have so may Rebels around?
…and the Force is with us! Not with
them!
I'm looking forward to completing my
training. In time, you will call me “master”.
Hey guys, you forgot your
laptop!
We don’t need it, the Force is
with us!
Your father was seduced by the dark side of the Force. He ceased to be PO and became Darth Victor…
We don’t care! Our mother is Staffidala
and we love her very much!
May the Force… kindly bring us another couple
of beers, as we’re slowly phasing out from
this joint?
May the Force be with me… uh, with all of
us!
I’ll be around...
…so, although the rogues will still haunt the Galaxy…
May the Forcebe with you!
...the end...