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grasp

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A long time ago, in a Local Governmentfar, far away...

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Episode 1THE PHANTOM MENACE

Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Administration. The infrastructure of trade routes to outlying star systems is in

dispute, as well as other economic matters. Hoping to resolve everything with the blockade of deadly battleships,

the greedy Federation of Galactic Authorities has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboocharest.

While the Galactic Council endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace,

masters of the timesheet, to settle the conflict...

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Qui-Gon Benjamin

Parking rule numero uno: car found in

front of office - your timesheet gets a taste of my laser

beam!

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Obi-Vaughan Kenobi

Goodness me, it’s Friday, 6 o’clock!

Everybody, take the rest of the week off!

Banzai!

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The trade roads are now controlledby the Federation...

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GOSTAVĂŢU

SOLAR SYSTEM

Wow, this is a perfect place to spend the next week-end with my good friends Alien

5, the Predator brothers, Dr. Evil, and Darth Victor.

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The robots recruited from Naboocharest and other smaller

planets join the Jedi in their attempt to reform the Galactic Administration...

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Hey, man, this “standard business attire” is

driving me crazy! Thank God, on Fridays helmets

are not mandatory...

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Episode 2ATTACK OF THE CLONES

There is unrest in the Galactic Administration. Several galactic governments have declared their intentions to receive training

and technical assistance.

This movement has made it difficult for the limited number of Jedi Knights to maintain cluster task forces in the galaxy.

Senator Staffidala, the former Queen of Naboocharest, is returning to planet Gostavăţu to check on the critical issue of

creating an army to assist the overwhelmed Jedi...

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Surrender, scoundrels!Your metropolitan area is

surrounded!Lay down your former

strategies and prepare to get trained!

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May the Force be with you, guys!

The Cluster Task Force

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Meanwhile, the army of clones was preparing its counterattack...

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Prepare to die in pain,local counsellor! I have several lethal questions

on my mind.

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Mayor identified!Target locked!

Shoot questions, sisters!

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Oh my God, they cloned the equipment, too!

But... who’s gonna do the

tagging?

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Episode IVA NEW HOPE

It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil

Galactic Administration.

During the battle, Rebels managed to steal secret plans to the Management's ultimate weapon, the STRATEGIC PLANNING,

with enough power to reform an entire planet.

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Welcome to the seminar on GED

(Galactic Economic Development)!

Develop strategies or get lost in space!

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The robots quickly establish ways of communication with their

counterparts...

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Look fierce! I’m not worried about the small guys flying around, but for the big one

behind, his reports are always late!

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Deep inside the solar system, the Rebels relentlessly support their

target (groups) through (magnetic) field visits...

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Waiter, bring another round of beers, otherwise we’ll test our phasers on

your sorry joint!

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I feel the presence of the Force around here… Maybe it’s because I haven’t eaten yet?

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Episode VTHE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

It is a dark time for the Rebellion. Although STRATEGIC PLANNING has been deployed, administrative troops have driven the Rebel forces from their hidden base and pursued

them across the galaxy.

The evil lord Darth Victor, obsessed with finding young queen Staffidala, has dispatched thousands of rumors into the far

reaches of space...

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You underestimated the power of the

Dark Side… prepare for phasing

out!

Banzai! Let’s turn things

upside down!

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Phasing them out is pretty fun! You just

pretend to ignore reports and constantly upset the

staff with your lack of vision!

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Episode VIRETURN OF THE JEDI

Staffidala has returned to his home planet of Naboocharest in an attempt to rescue his friends from the phase-out.

Little does Staffidala know that the Galactic Administration has secretly begun construction on a new space program...

When completed, this ultimate program will spell certain doom for the small band of Rebels struggling to restore freedom to

the galaxy...

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Who needs a Galactic Administration when

you have so may Rebels around?

…and the Force is with us! Not with

them!

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I'm looking forward to completing my

training. In time, you will call me “master”.

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Hey guys, you forgot your

laptop!

We don’t need it, the Force is

with us!

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Your father was seduced by the dark side of the Force. He ceased to be PO and became Darth Victor…

We don’t care! Our mother is Staffidala

and we love her very much!

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May the Force… kindly bring us another couple

of beers, as we’re slowly phasing out from

this joint?

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May the Force be with me… uh, with all of

us!

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I’ll be around...

…so, although the rogues will still haunt the Galaxy…

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May the Forcebe with you!

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...the end...