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Funny Farm welcomes you to the goat milk revolution. We’re excited to share our passion for goat cheese products with you and your family. Our milk and cheese comes from family owned farms and is always 100% hand-made. This selection of cheese is blended specifically for your entire family young and old. We have strict diets for our goats because junk in means junk out! Our milk travels from the milking parlor to cooling tanks outside the production room where it is crafted into delicious fresh cheese that never includes that lemony, twangy taste we refer to as “Goaty.” Taste and you’ll agree “Better Milk Makes Better Cheese.”

Our family farms are always working to find efficiencies through sustainability in their farming and production methods and pledge that our milk is free from hormones and antibiotics and we always provide humane treatment to our goats; they’re family you know! Goats are earth friendly with a small carbon hoofprint and produce more milk per ounce eaten than cows. Know More, Live Better!

“Our goat cheese is designed specifically for your entire family. Our goal is to provide a cheese that is delicious, easier to digest and as tasty as any cheese you ever had without that lemony, twang most goat cheese has. We’re not just for people allergic to cow dairy or with lactose issues, were for anyone that seeks a great cheese product. We are real dairy and I guarantee you’ll like our cheese or your money back.” - Tim Millson

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Handmade Pepper JackPasteurized Milk Cheese | 6oz (170g)

PEPPER JACKGOAT

Delicious • Creamy • No Goaty Twangy Taste

100% WISCONSIN CHEESE

Handmade MozzarellaPasteurized Milk Cheese | 6oz (170g)

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Handmade CheddarPasteurized Milk Cheese | 6oz (170g)

CHEDDAR CHEESEGOAT

Delicious • CreamyNo Goaty Twangy TastePasteurized Milk Cheese

6oz (170g)

HANDMADE Cow Milk &

Goat Milk Blend

CONFUZED

CHEDDAR100% WISCONSIN CHEESE

The Ahh-Haa Moment: The size of the fat globule in cow milk is 10 times larger than goat milk. Comparing

a marble to a golf ball. Which one do you think can pass thru your body easiest?

One More: Goats are born between 6 and 8 lbs. (sound familiar) Cows are born at 100+ lbs.

Goats grown to be 120-180 lbs. (again, sound familiar). Cows grow to be over 2000 lbs.

Which milk sounds like a better fit for your body?

• Real handmade goat cheese

• Lactose friendly

• Easier to digest

• Fewer Allergan proteins

• More protein and calcium that cow

• Lower carbs and more vitamin A, D, potassium,

copper, iron and manganese than cow

• No goaty aftertaste

• Creamy greatness

GOAT CHEDDAR CHEESE

Light fruity, semi-sweet aged cheddar with a clean finish. Great for everyday use including nachos, salads, sandwiches, appetizers or a snack. Shreds and melts perfectly. No lemony, twangy goat flavors in any of our cheese .Net weight 6 ounces

GOAT MOZZARELLA

Made in the traditional Mozzarella style. Fresh mild clean taste with a slightly sweet finish. Perfect to shred on pizza, cut and cover in bread crumbs and bake for AMAZING cheese sticks or add to your favorite sandwich or burger. No lemony, twangy goat flavors in any of our cheese .Net weight 6 ounces

GOAT PEPPER JACK

Medium heat, delicious creamy finish made in the Monterey jack style. Perfect for burgers, snacks and melting into homemade mac and cheese, add to traditional or pasta salads. No lemony, twangy goat flavors in any of our cheese .Net weight 6 ounces

CONFUZED

Cow/Goat Blended Cheddar-Medium fruity nose with rich cheddar flavors. Sweeter due to the cow milk added to this blended cheddar and a clean finish. Perfect for anything cheddar is used for. Nacho’s, salads, pizza, sandwiches, appetizers or snacks. No lemony, twangy goat flavors in any of our cheese .Net weight 6 ounces

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[email protected] 214.563.9463

Handmade Pepper JackPasteurized Milk Cheese | 6oz (170g)

PEPPER JACKGOAT



Handmade MozzarellaPasteurized Milk Cheese | 6oz (170g)

MOZZARELLAGOAT





Handmade CheddarPasteurized Milk Cheese | 6oz (170g)

CHEDDAR CHEESEGOAT

Delicious • CreamyNo Goaty Twangy TastePasteurized Milk Cheese

6oz (170g)

HANDMADE Cow Milk &

Goat Milk Blend

CONFUZED

CHEDDAR100% WISCONSIN CHEESE

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