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TOOMUCH:
T AR G T i
I NC 3 4
S C HO OL B O Y 6 6
S S W E L L 8 9
H I SH R MA N 11 6
W A L L 1 4 7
O S IL E N C 1 8 5
A NC O T H S T AT U 2 2 5
IDE :
P E A CO CK T R E S 2 61
S Q UI R V A N 2 8 6
T H W E L L 3 12
T R T H T R UT H 34 0
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C H
TARG T
ngreviewerand
ocialc ritic , waswalk ingv igorouslyacross
sandcommons,the
edwiththe far-off
eofTorwoodPark.
ngmanintweeds,
d palecleareyes.
n theverylandscape
ngenoughtoremember
trytoforget them.
odParkwasapolitical
pointment namedby
Chancellorof the x -
e,thenintroducinghis
et,andpreparedtoe -
thso promisinga
sthesort ofman
out politics,andnothing
knewagreat deal
phy,andgeneralcul-
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Much
hing,indeed,e cept the
hosesunny and
asort ofcleft almost
da crackintheland.
htobethe water-course
nishedat intervals
ergrowth,asif ina
ed,hehadanoddfeeling
ngoverthevalleyof
edroppedintothehollow ,
waslost;therocky
vetheheight ofacot-
e profileofaprecipice.
wnthe courseofthe
iccuriosity,andsaw
stripsbetweenthe
ushesassoft asgreat
uite anoppositevein
ifthe earthhad
mintoasort ofunder-
nhebecamecon-
rkagainst thesilver
boulderandlooking
wasperhapswith
propertoa manwho
dshipofhislife.
shing;orat least
n sattitudew ithmore
obility.Marchwasable
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most asifhehadbeena
eforethestatuespoke.
daverous,andalittle
eyelidsandahigh-
acewasshadedwith
t mustacheandlithe
youth.B ut the
esidehim; andthe
sbrowwasprematurely
ithacertainhollow-
anairofheadworkand
most curiousthingabout
scrutiny,wasthat,
erman,hewas not
a rod,something
ding-net whichsome
wasmuchmorelike
childrencarry,and
ndifferentlyforshrimps
ngthis intothe
yregardingitsharvest
yingit out again.
h anything, heremarked,
unspokenquery.
hrow it bac kagain;espe-
omeofthelittlebeasts
em.
uppose observed
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Much
sort,I fear,
erman. Ihavea
theycall phenomena
ut it wouldberather
cietycryingstinking
saidMarc h, w itha
drawing-roomcarry-
continuedthestran-
Howquaint it would
ut likealantern,or
es.Someof thesea-
yprettylike lamp-
that glittersallover
he redstarfishreally
naturally , I mnot look-
himwhat hewas
equaltoa technical
pasthedeep-seafishes,
rytopics.
thisis, hesaid.
rhere. It' slikethose
out,wheresomething
heother. Ithink it's
otospeak,seemsto
e ist. Perhapsthat' s
eoftheCubists aretry-
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esand aggedlines. Look
at utsforward ust
of turfsweepingupto
ollision. It' slikea
hofawave.
owedcragover-
dnodded.Hewas
ned soeasilyfromthe
othoseofart;andasked
angularartists.
arenot Cubist
ranger. Imeanthey re
kingthingsmathema-
Taketheliving lines
plifyit toaright
ut toamerediagram
heirownbeauty;
ersort. Theystandfor
calm,eternal,mathe-
t somebodycallsthe
ene t wordcame
almost tooquicklyand
rombehindthe
noiseandrushlike
agreat motorcar
est ofcliff,black
e-chariot rushingto
pic.Marchauto-
dinonefutilegesture,
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Much
cupinadrawing-
hit seemedtoleave
ngship;thenthevery
e awheel,andit lay
sbelow,alineof gray
mit intothesilent air.
amanwithgray hair
pgreenslope,his limbs
sfaceturnedaway.
roppedhisnet and
spot,hisnewacquaint-
ydrewnearthere
ousironyinthefact
asstillthrobbingand
actory,whilethe
ad.Theblood
hopelesslyfatalfrac-
l;but theface,which
sunin uredand
.It wasoneofthose
unmistakableasto
mehow,that we
thoughwedo not.
sort withgreat aws,
yintellectualape;the
astobetracedby a
withthesort ofnos-
hanappetitefor the
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t thefacewasthat
ockedupat amuch
er.Marchthought
sonaturallyaliveas
energyseemedall
hoaryhair.Some
ofthepocket,and
tractedacard-case.
ardaloud.
. I msureI ve
ere.
sort ofalittle
moment,asifrumi-
ad, Thepoorfellow is
somescientifictermsin
refoundhimselfout
tnuedthesamec uriously
t willbemorelegalfor
suntilthepoliceare
willbewellif
c eisinformed. Don t
ekeepingit darkfrom
ndhere. Then,as
sr atherabrupt con-
ec omedowntoseemy
meisHome isher.
eringabout here,
urc ousin " asked
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Much
oTorwoodPark tosee
spublicwork,of
standheis making
isB udget isthe
hhistory.Ifit fails,it
urein nglishhistory.
great kinsman,Mr.
i s he r . H e s t h e be s t
tant ofhisnon-
asort ofenthusiasm:
beautifulshot.
s,hetooka sort
erockabovehim,and
agilityin startling
situde.Hehadstood
eadlandabove,with
e Panamahat re-
dpeeringoverthe
mpanionhadcollected
mbleupafterhim.
chof commonturf
fatedcarwere
t thebrinkofit was
;brokenbouldersof
eartheedge;it was
yonecouldhavede-
adeathtrap, espe-
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ortailof it, saidMarc h.
bl i nd d r un k "
him, repliedthe
ozywayofdoingit,
isher. B esides, I
gywouldcommit sui-
quiredthewondering
knowthisunfortunate
ac tly , replied isher,
ut oneknewhim, of
rrorinhistime, inPar-
ndsoon;especiallyin
whoweredeported
wantedoneof em
ssosick about it
ench.Sincethenhe
himself;but hewas
ortheweek-end;and
ddeliberatelybreakhis
oor. IbelieveHoggs
wasc omingdown
t belongtoyour
rc h.
otheWinthrops, you
er. Nowanewman s
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Much
lnamed enkins.
ing;Itold youhe
egreat social
dMarchasifsome-
nasadistinguished
danotherhalf-formed
sfloodof unfamiliar
othesurfacebefore
at e d. S u re l y yo u d on t
k ins, thesoc ialreformer I
ghtingforthenewcot-
ouldbeasinteresting
et Ministerinthe
emysay ingso.
wouldhavetobe
er. Hesaidthebreedof
ten,andpeoplewere
fcourse,youmust
ething;thoughthepoor
Hullo, here ssomebody
nthetracksof the
inthe hollow,still
geinsect that had
okthemto thecor-
fwhichwent onin
stant gatesofthe
ecarhadbeendriven
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d,andthen,instead
theleft,hadgone
itsdoom.B ut it
t hadriveted isher s
moresolid.At the
darkandsolitaryfigure
las afingerpost.It
ughshooting-clothes,
sledcurlyhairthat
k.Onanearer
ntasticimpression
uretookonmore
anordinarygentle-
ecomeout without a
ouslybrushinghis
atureremained,and
cavernousabout the
edhisanimal good
ace.But Marchhad
moreclosely,for,
hisguidemerelyob-
" andwalkedpast himas
npost,andwithout
fthe catastrophe
elativelyasmall
irst inastringof
snewand eccentric
ookedafterthem
on,but ishercon-
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Much
alongthe straight
esofthegreat
r ke , t he t r av e le r , h e c on -
I e p e ct y o u v e h ea r d
d allthat.SorryI
ceyou,but Idaresay
n.
rse, saidMarc h,
That iscertainlyafine
t theirbeingonlycon-
heelephant whenthe
themoon.
tes ollywell, Ithink.
nowHalkett wrote
B u r k e c an t u s e a ny -
youc an t writew ith
enoughinhisway, you
oragooddealbraver
bout him, observed
deredlaugh, and
people.
ec ameabruptlyc orru-
pressioncameintohis
e s ai d . T h at ' s w h at ' s
swhat's thematter
eshow;weknowtoo
eanother;toomuch
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whyI mreally inter-
onethingthat Idon t
uiredtheother.
isdead.
estraight roadfor
t intervalsinthis
ngularsenseof the
nsideout.Mr.
peciallyabusehis
hionablesociety;of
haffection.B ut they
ew set ofmenand
havethesamenerves
ntionedmost oftenin
ryofrevolt could
utterlyrevolutionary
waslikedaylight
scenery.
dgegatesofthe
rprise,passedthem
terminablewhite,
ashimselftooearly
SirHoward,andwas
ndof hisnewfriend s
t might be.Theyhad
hindthem,andhalf
thegreat shadowof
hemselveslikegray
esunshineandwithin,
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Much
ufacturingtheirown
riftsbegantoappear
oredwindows;the
yas theroadwent
irregularcopsesin
ehouse-partyhadbeen
bout twohundred
etothe first turnof
ofdecayedinnwith
pes.Thesignboard
blebynow,andhung
thegraymoorland
asagallows.March
keatavernforvinegar
i s he r , a n d so i t
enoughtodrinkwine
ygood, andsoisthe
barparlor with
senseof repugnance
rst sight oftheinn-
fferent fromthegenial
bonyman,verysilent
but withblack,restless
heinvestigatorsuc-
tingascrapofinforma-
rderingbeerand
andminutelyon the
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eevidentlyregarded
ngular wayanauthor-
gdeepinthesecrets
ement,andmisman-
ldingthemanall the
iketheAncient Mar-
mysteriousconver-
last asort ofadmis-
otorcar,ofagiven
beforetheinnabout
anelderlymanhad
mechanicalassistance.
dany otherassist-
hortlythat theold
skandtakena packet
esewordsthesome-
dwalkedhastilyout of
m bangingdoorsinthe
anderedroundthedusty
resteddreamilyona
ffedbird,witha gun
ichseemedtobe its
, heobserved, at
mstyle.B ut it seems
foramantobuya
enheis ust goingto
answeredMarc h, it
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witha gununderhis
ublic house.
at i n k s , t oo , s a id
yseemstobeat ink s.
anc ellorof the x c heq-
oting. At least allof it
ooting. Ineverknewac hap
at wassuchabad
ollygoodfellow
yawordagainst him.
olda gunwhenhewas
hedid.Theysayhe
wnservant' shat; ust
ofcourse.Heshot
wnridiculousgilded
onlyc oc khe llever
ucomingupthere
ely,that hewasfol-
i edsomethingup;
e x c hequerleft the
beena littleupset
dforthe brandy;but
kintoa satisfactory
beenquitewhat his
c ted. isher, afew
yledthewayout ofthe
ddleoftheroad,look-
romwhichtheyhad
backabout two
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Much
ectionandstoodstill
bout theplace, he
kedhisc ompanion.
orfellowwas
sdly .
" demandedMarc h.
theroc ksamileanda
re p li e d i s he r . H e d id n t
dn t younoticethat
soft grassunder-
hehadabullet inhim
ed:
n,but hewasdead
rocks.Sohewas
ownthisstripof
thinksomewhere
course,thecarwent
ostoporturnit. It' s
ein itsway;forthe
way,andmost people
t wasanaccident to
must havebeena
shot beheardat theinnor
Marc h.
t it wouldnot be
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Much
couldreplyhehad
upandoverthe fence;
uchbodilyeffort,but
disturbance.The
nst thefencethat they
ngpast them,and
ouldseeonlya high
ustrousin thelevel
ationbya seriesof
s ifhewerereally
einsteadofan open
nbyadisused
heway blockedby
circumventedthe
ut onasort ofterrace
reensteptoanob-
een.B eyondthis
ght,alowconserv-
wayfromanywhere,
gin itsownfieldsin
at lonelylookofthe
ousewellenough.He
asatireonaristocracy
hweedsandlittered
eglectedandyet it
isdisused.It is
shedforamasterwho
wever,hesawone
t apparentlye pec ted.
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ortingalarge disk
etippedsideways,
addroppedonto the
ookat it that March
et.It waswornand
olorsofitsconcentric
t hadbeenset upin
ayswhentherewasa
hadoneofhis
oudycrinolinesand
atsandwhiskersre-
keghosts.
morecloselyat the
clamation.
S o me b od y h as b e en
hot,afterall, and
elieveold ink s
bad shootinghere.
stillwantedim-
ac h, laughing. Not
wherenearthebull s-
atteredabout inthewildest
repeated isher, still
get.Heseemed
chfanciedhiseyewas
andthat hestraight-
tha strangeeffort.
ment, hesaid, feelingin
vegot someofmyc hem-
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Much
llgouptothehouse.
thetarget,putting
vereachofthe shot-
dsee merelyadull-
nt throughthe
onggreenavenuesto
eccentricinvesti-
ront door.He
tilhe foundawindow
ntroducedhisfriend
egun-room.Rowsof
rbringingdownbirds
ut acrossatableinthe
ponsofa heavierand
rke sbig-gamerif les,
knewhekept themhere.
aminedit briefly,and
gheavily.Almost
ngmancamehurriedly
andsturdy,with
ulldog aw, andhe
e s g u ns h e re , h e s ai d ,
c kedup. He sgoing
rifleswithout cast-
er;throughtheopen
short,darkfigure
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immeringgarden.
dowagainandstood
mItoldyouabout, he
ort ofsec retaryand
spapers;but I neverknew
hhisguns. B ut he s
ensiblelittledevilwho
thing;thesort ofman
youf indhe sac hess
hedirectionofthe
ndtheysooncame
hehouse-partytalking
Theycouldsee the
of thelion-hunter
.
r ve d i s he r , w h en w e
eandHalkett,Isaid
rywellwritewithagun.
ow . Didyoueverhear
hecoulddrawwith
nderfulc haplooseabout
erandhisf riendthe
boisterousamiability.The
Ma orB urkeandMr.
a parenthesis)to
ommonplacelittleman
rybodyelseseemed
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Much
ection,asifhe werea
orofthe x chequer
ebirdshehadbrought
e andHalkett had
dsthat enkins,their
own.It seemedto
mania.
e, hee ac ulated,
Why, anybodyc ould
tobeashot toshoot
s ed H o me i s he r . N o w
ldflyup intheair out
vedflyingelephants
ght hit that sort ofbird,
yslappinghishost
emight hit ahaystac kor
s , s a id i s he r . I
thmefor aminute
se.Not ahippopota-
ranimalI vefound
nimalw iththreelegsand
ec olorsof therainbow.
youtalk ingabout?"
ee, replied isher,
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ect anythingnonsen-
eekingforsomething
edthemselvesfrom
alongat thetailof
ypausing,in asort
celebratedgilt sum-
t weathercockstill
turningto darkby
emotegreenby the
newandaimlessgame
k.
adefromthelawn,
esunset werelike
e hearse,whenthe
rvedroundandcame
ishost onthe
yfullyforwardtotake
erandarmhetouched
ndangular.Mr.
sguninanattitudemore
ssatiricfriendshad
blescreamseemed
wassounnatural
enethat it might have
manthingflyingon wings
pinginthedarkwoods
ewthat it hadstarted
psof ef ferson enk ins,
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Much
hat moment catch-
enk ins sfac ewouldhave
mmonplace.
rent ofgutturalbut
ef romMa orB urke
ensawwhat wasin
toodupinthe dim
nningat them,and
hadtwoeyeslike
ointsoflight were
edandopennostrils
deandtight mouth.
cheyeindicated
neofthemran up-
brilliant caricature
sandMarchknewof
owygrass,smeared
esubmarinemonsters
ht garden;but it had
pa i nt , s a id B u r k e . O l d
a okew iththat phosphor-
roldPuggy, observed
ofverywell.
ed, e c ept enk ins.
e madeanoiselike
altolaugh,and
trodeac rosstohim
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speak toyouat onc ein
ourseinthemoors,
ngingrock,that March
er,byappointment,
most grotesquescene
up inthegarden.
ofmine, observed
ttingphosphorusonthe
etomakehim ump
rssuddenly.And
dshot at shiningonthe
lit upwithaninfernal
iteenoughformyown
quiteunderstandeven
ac tlywhat hedidorwhy
ed isher, w ithhis
ryougavemethef irst
es,youdid;andit was
aidamanwouldn t
todineat agreat
ndtheinferencewas
here,he didn t mean
te,that hemight
urredtomeat once
tedthevisit tobeun-
doubtful,orsomething
ceptinghospitality.
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Much
nbullwasaterrorto
nthepast,andthat
ifyand denounceone
hestart pointedto
enk ins. I mmorallyc ertain
heundesirablealienTurn-
othershooting-affair,
entlemanhadanother
ldhavetobeaverygood
oodshot, said isher.
canpretendtobea very
esecondhint Ihit
ethinkit was
ousin sac c ount ofhis
acockadeoffahat
ilding.Now,in
erywellindeedtoshoot
shoot veryneatlyto
hehead,oreventhehat.
eat random,the
onethat theywould
nt andpicturesque
senbecausetheywere
eob ects.Theymake
ociety.Hekeepsthe
esummerhouseto
gend.And thenhe
eandwickedgun,
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helegendofhisown
anthat. Thereisthe
nthereisthe whole
enkinsgetschaffed
audycolors andall
posedtostamphimas an
ffact,upstarts
Godknowsthere s
ty ;andoneknows emwell
rylast thingtheydo.
ookeento knowthe
heyinstantlyput
ntothehands ofart
rts,whodothewhole
hardlyanothermillion-
ralcouragetohave
rlikethat onein
atter, there sthename
.NameslikeTompkins
sarefunnyw ithout being
gar without being
eyarecommon-
mon.Theyare ust the
kordinary,but they re
ary.Doyouknowmany
It' sagooddealrarer
muchthesamewiththe
nu. enkinsdresses
ut that' sbecausehe
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Much
meanhe saf ic titious
ousanimal. Hedoesn t
redwhat it must be
n t e ist? Imeanto
characterthat hehas
senot merelyofpersonal
ofhypocritehiding
apkin.Thismanhas
ngeniously;it was
villainhasdressed
nandaworthybusiness
andasaint;but the
tlecadwerereally
ut thedisguisemust be
can reallydothings.
cosmopolitangutter-
things, not onlyshoot,
robablyplaythefiddle.
ndthehidingof his
dneverhelpwanting
reuseless.If hecan
mindedlyonblotting
alhasoftendrawn
nblottingpaper.Prob-
blotsasheafterward
ts.It wasthesame
susedtarget inade-
t resist indulgingina
ecret drinking.You
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teredandirregular,and
dental.Notwodis-
different pointswere
edtoput them. There s
ematicalprecisionasa
bbledalittlein drawing
at toput onedot
velwitha penclose
amiracletodoit
B ut amanwhocan
waysitchtowork
edark .
ved,thoughtfully,
havebrought himdownlikea
eguns.
t intothegun-room,
id i t w i th o n e of B u r k e s
t heknewthesoundof
out without ahat,
hingbut acarpass-
wedforalittle way,
dmadeamistake.
,duringwhich isher
otionlessasontheir
edthegrayandsilver
hebushes.Then
Ofcourseheknowsthe
hbut youandI,
certainsofteninginhis
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Much
hinkyouandIw illever
" askedMarch, inan
haveyoudoneabout
togazesteadilyat
t hesaid, Thepolice
raccident.
snot.
oomuc h, replied
heriver. Iknowthat,
otherthings.Iknow
aythewholething
ssucceededin
gincurablycommon-
oucan t get upaper-
e Tich.IfIwere
at old inkwasan
st dieoflaughterbe-
t saytheirlaughter s
sgenuineinits way.
theycouldn t dowith-
mquiteinnoc ent. Ilike
mtobedownandout;
i n k ca n t p a y fo r h is
shnearthelineat
eonlyrealob ec tionto
.Nobodywouldbelieve
Thecrookedweather-
t ntoa oke.
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sisinfamous " asked
hngs, repliedthe
verhappentoblowthe
ellwith dynamite,
manracewillbemuch
etoohardonmemerely
etyis.That' swhyI
hingslikestinking
ettledhimselfdown
en headded:
tothrowback the
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C
atangleof tales
r o un d a n am e t ha t i s at o n ce r e ce n t an d
at ofMichaelO Neill,
chael,partlybecause
ncient enianprinces,
creditedwitha plan
sident ofIreland,as
ranc e. Hewasun-
honorablepedigreeand
s,but twoofhisaccom-
alltherest.He had
nhewasnot wanted
ingwhenhewas
hewaswantedbythe
t his disappearances
nhisappearances.In
beyondthesensational
iiousplac ards, tearingdown
amboyant speeches,or
ut inordertoeffect
timesfight forhisfree-
fromwhichmenwere
ewithabrokenhead
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ismost famousfeats
duetode terityand
lesssummermorn-
ountryroadwhitewith
afarmhouse,had
ter,withelegant indiffer-.
wereinpursuit ofhim.
ridget Royce,asomber
uty,and shelooked
bt, andsaid, Doyou
Uponwhic hheonly
erthestonewall,and
erelythrowingover
Thankyou, Ihave
bleofhidingmyself.
tedwithatragic
women;andthere
shineashadowof
roughthefarmhouse
wmomentslookingup
gpolicemencame
ereshestood.Though
ent,andaquarterof
hadsearchedthehouse
ngthekitchengarden
he uglyreactionof
beentemptedevento
forasmalldifficulty
onthanthepolicemen
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Much
iblyhavegone.The
edbyaverylowwall,
ayaslant likeasquare
onwhichhe couldstill
dot inthedistance.
its familiarplace;the
support orhidea
odopenand obviously
dsavethedroning of
sionalflutterofa bird
rprisedbythe scare-
scarcelyashadow
fellfromthethintree;
t bythebrilliant day-
.Thegirldescribed
passionaterealismof
othe policemenhad
resque,theyhadat
ofthecase,andwere
haseand retirefrom
eremainedasifina
t gardeninwhicha
likeafairy.Shewasstill
emiracletookinher
ndlinessandfear,as
a badfairy.Thesun
depressedhermore
econtinuedtostareat
ent half-wittedand
rowmovedinthesun-
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ackto herina
datatteredgarment,
g,it strodeaway
dacioustrickby
to hisadvantagethe
pectedandtheobvious;
udofmoreindividual
ticedmost ofallthat
idnot eventurntolook
hat wererunning
careerof freedom
nture,thoughit hadthe
uarter,shouldincrease
.Amongthemany
ofhiminthis manner
ysafterwardanother
oundhimconcealed
ked;andif thestory
vehadtheshockofan
rwhenshewasbusyat
d sheheardavoice
ndfoundthat theec-
ophimselfintothe
ttlewaybelow,thewell
thiscase,however,
omantowindupthe
whenthisnewswas
hat hersoulwalked
ason.
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Much
oriestoldof himin
eweremanymore
ntlyin asplendidgreen
sof agreat hotel,and
ethroughalongsuite
inallythroughhisown
at overhungtheriver.
ssteppedontothebal-
,andtheydroppedpell-
rs,whileMichael,who
d dived,wasableto
t hehadcarefully
theywouldnot sup-
apoliceman.B ut
atelyfortunate,yet
rit issaidthat oneof
vingafamilyfeud
ispopularity.These
somedetail,not be-
marvelousofhismany
hesealonewerenot cov-
altyof thepeasantry.
yintoofficialreports,
ofthe chiefofficialsof
nddiscussingwhenthe
hisstorybegins.
ndthelightsshone
foratemporarypolice
oneside ofit were
gling village,andon
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stemoorlandstretch-
heline ofwhichwas
cept asolitarytower
tillfound inIreland,
acolumn,but pointed
entableinfront of
lylookedout onthis
plainclothes,but with
aring,forindeedthey
detectiveserviceof
hetwo,both inage
n withashort white
wsf i edinaf rown
orrythanseverity.
hewas aLiver-
e Irishquarrels,and
min asourfashionnot
c.Hehadspokena
anion,Nolan,atall,
usequineIrishface,
mbersomethingand
n anotherroomThe
onedimmediatelyap-
ers inhishand.
hesaid. Thosearethe
rdoff ic er. Ithink I ve
ut ofthem,soIsent
ev idenc e " asked
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Much
ookedalittleheavier
d, answeredtheman
at,redhairand aplain,
rpness. Ithinkhe s
selfand isout against
omereasonof that
ruth about anything.
oldright enough.
ey llbesomesort ofuse,
ewhat hopelessman-
rkness.
d, saidMorton, that
ut him.
about him " askedthe
bout him, saidWilson,
gthat nobodyeverknew
heis.
quiredMorton, look ingat
dhisassistant. A t this
oweroverthereby
enoughyou llseethe
ow.
hornsoundedon
ment aftertheyheard
r brought toastand-
ninstantlysprang
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sthec arf romDublin,
y thingw ithout spec ial
tingon thetopof
histongueat us.B ut
hinksbest.
anceandwassoon
ithabighandsomeman
intothedingylittle
lowofthegreat cities
reat world.
Carey, anof f icialof
astlethat nothing
Michaelwouldhave
ourney inthemiddleof
fPrinceMichael,asit
tedbylegalismaswell
occasionhehad
bleandnot,as usual,
dit wasaquestion
ewasamenabletothe
essarytostretcha
alter couldprobably
.
oso wasaquestion
healmost aggressive
coat,it soonbecame
slargeleoninehead
ment,andhecon-
andsanelyenough.
ndtheplaindealtable,
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Much
but Idobelieveit,
elievetheseaffairswant
t ofallI believethey
ed,andthered-
slight touchof
s. Seehowthefellow
you llunderstandwhat
to standintheplace
ynothingbut anold
villagepolicemanwho
here,wase pectingit,
ceofit. NowInever
veneverseenoneinthe
whenIseeit inthe
meandworthnoticing.
mewhenhehidinthe
awellina place
ell, andsoyoudon t
t, andthereforeIdo
saidSirWalter, smil-
ebalc ony B alc oniesare
on.
underthem,asifit was
lson.
ea, repeatedSir
kerespect.Hehad
ousc lassesfornew ideas.
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alfaculty,andwasin-
flection,that it was
yturnedthewindow
henSir Walter got
ers rosealso,tak-
hearrest wastobe
derstoodfora mo-
fconsciousthat he
heways.
piercedbyalong,
oorsoutside.The
emedmorestartling
lasteduntilNolan
omebodyismarkedfor
cewasaspaleas
rememberthat he
heroom.
shee, saidWilson,
youthinkI amofthese
sheemyselfanhour
heeuptothetower
kethat ifshecouldget
tinghisproclama-
ridget Royc e " asked
browstogether.
sev idenc etothat e tent?"
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hichthetowerwasout-
kandthesea.
primitiveshape
wninthefirst daysof
rictimewheneven
ated,whentherewas
encloudandclay.
evedonlybyone spot
kof thec andlealight inthe
r,andburningon into
Asthegroupofde-
donofpolicemen,
tocut offallescape,the
sifit weremovedfor
out.Theyknewthe
edaylight andblown
ows, aren t there "
or,ofcourse,some-
Onlyaroundtower
mysmallsuggestion,
That queertower
enI cametothese
ittlemoreabout it
ofit. Thereare
onealittlewayfrom
osight.Thoseareboth
isthethirdon the
oftriangle.B ut the
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begantowalkround
mandadmittance
ourse, remarkedSir
e pl i ed H o me i s he r , h e
estickthanmost men
ettysure tohavethe
uestionwasanswered
. Mortonhad ust
enearest window,
ngtheaperture. or
withinaswithredfire,
hrongofechoes.The
toalterin shape,and
amongthetall,rank
tower.Apuffof
ndowlikealittle cloud.
dto thespot and
ad.
imselfandcalledout
nanothernoiseoffir-
epolicewerealready
omtheotherside.
edroundtothene t
stonishment fromhim
me spot.Nolan,the
allen,sprawlingall
ss,andit wasredwith
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Much
ewhentheyreached
nhis face,andhewas
esturetellingthemthat
rokenwordanda
emontowherehis
egingthebackofthe
pidandrepeated
onlyvaguelyobeythe
waytothe other
discoveredascene
land tragic.The
t deadormortally
ywitha brokenleg
m,evidentlythrown
ofthe tower;while
te stillasifstunned,
e grayandsilverof
ever,theimpotence
beganto moveand
undthetower.
a n e p l os i on " c r i ed S i r
stheonlywordfor
whichonemanhad
destructiononthree
angleat thesame
mbledtohisfeet and
againat thewindow,
wiceinto theopen-
nhis ownsmoke;but
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eyweredestinedto
osedin everycorner
nedtheroofalmost inthe
nhourafterwardthey
erestillwithout aclew.
ec retaryseemedmoreand
ppropriateslumber,
toclimbuptheladder,
ergyevento climb
c alledout SirWalter
ershadregainedthe
derwhetherwe llpull
osee what it' smade
ute, saidthevoic efrom
s,a voicesomewhat
eyawn.
gfor " askedSirWal-
youseeanythingthere "
repliedthevoic e,
t quiteplainnow.
edWilson, sharply , f rom
kickinghisheelsrest-
s a id H o me i s he r .
bleasif hehadbeen
oyoumean " hec ried.
seeaman "
hew indow, replied
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Much
seehimcomingacross
abeelineacrossthe
ower.Heevidently
nd,consideringwho
wouldbemorepolite
orec eivehim. A nd
secretarycamedown
" repeatedSirWalter
emanyouc allPrinc e
isher, airily. In
veseenthepoliceportraits
andSir Walter s
edtogoround likea
h e s ai d a t l as t , e v en s u p-
ncouldhavethrownhim
passingthroughany
himaliveenoughfora
enthen, whythedev ilshould
Themurdererdoes
ceneofhiscrimeso
et that it isthesc eneof
ome isher.
umean Youc redit
senceofmind.
sn t thesc eneofhis
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tedhiswitstospeak
thout.It wasthe
ablow uponthedoor
hakenspiritsit
hammerofdoom.
wermovedon its
dthat struckit and
heroom.Nobody
out hisidentity.His
edwithhisadventures,
oppishcut,andhewore
l,perhapsas afurther
poleon;but hewasa
efulmanthat hisproto-
uldspeakhehadsi-
tant withaslight but
ality.
d, thisisapoorplac e
elcome.
cover,andhetooka
er.
est youintheking s
rancisMortonand
u t y to w ar n y ou "
c ried isher, sud-
ommit athirdmurder.
mhischair,which
ndhim. What does
lledout inanauthoritative
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Much
s he r , t h at t h i s m an ,
shehadput hishead
stwocomradeswho
heotherwindows,by
m.That iswhat it
know,count how
to havefiredand
t inhisrevolver.
ngon thetable,
rtheweaponthat lay
t movement wasthe
fortheprincestanding
denlyfromthedig-
tnessofanacrobat
ofthedetective shand.
ed . S o y ou a r e th e t yp e
mof Irishtragedy
adingthroughthe
ey hadfallenin
ouldbecalledmurder,
eforgivenyou.But I,
be slainwithcere-
gspeechesandpatient
ainplea ofinnocence,
ddisregardingit.Yes,
ation.But killingmay
eshot left inthislittle
houldgo.
thetable,andeven
agony,forMichael
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wherehe sat,sothat
e lumber.
m;Sir Walter stood
hastrangeandweary
poke.
f theIrishtragedy,
rely intheright, and
ewrong.
kemarblefor aspace;
eyesalight not unlike
dsuddenlyandflung
round.
ong, hesaid. Ihave
ay ustlybringacurse
ementirelysatisfied
ntance;hekept hiseyes
inalowvoic e, What
sh ustice, repliedPrinc e
edyourk ing sof f icers;
shangman. orthat
ed.
ewithagesture
endertothem,but
rrest him.
me ishertoldto
alist,manyyearsafter,
restaurant nearPicca-
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Much
to dinnersome
led The ac einthe
sationhadnaturally
dafterwardonearlier
ifeandthewayinwhich
roblemsasthoseof
sherwasfifteenyears
edtofrontalbald-
ndsdroppedlesswith
fatigue.Andhetold
ntureofhisyouth,
st occasiononwhich
ct withcrime,ordis-
owterriblycrimecan
efirst criminalIever
eman, e plained
glass. A ndallmy
upbusinessof thesort.
talent,andperhaps
dying,bothasa de-
whitefaceandr ed
r hewasoneofthose
ireforfame;andhe
ot ambition.Heswal-
periorsinthat first
withresentment;but
twoheadsdark against
e twowindows,he
,not onlyofrevenge,
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wo obstaclestohis
shot andcounted
proofagainst him
y case.B ut,asa
arrowescape,inthe
ust longenoughtosay,
Wethought hewassum-
de,but hewasreally
. A f terthat it was
derabovehim (for
seeclearlywhat is
hrowhimself onthe
fthecatastrophe.
edupw ithhismurderous
onlyinhisowntalents,
did believeinwhat
hedidwant scopefor
somethinginhis
chthingscommonly
cannot seetheunseen.
ndthe scarecrow,
he soul;andhemade
amanlikeMichael
womanscream.All
dvainglorymadehim
dhavewalkedinto
sglove.Callit hispose
ouldhavedoneit.
met herisanotherstory,
w,but fromtalesI ve
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Much
avebeenreconciled.W il-
herewassomething,
at thenewcomer
anonthespot may
ything.Hewasright
sright about me.
edHaroldMarc hinsome
wstoomuc htoknow
odoanything, said
t meanespec iallyabout
ngland.Imeanabout
erned,andperhaps
overned.Youasked
meofthesurvivorsof
n recoveredandwe
toretire.B ut wehad
murderermoremag-
hoeverfought for
aveMichaelfromthe
hat perfectlyinnocent
a crimeweknowhe
asonlyafterwardthat
kishwayat hisescape.
imeMinisterof this
robablyneverhave
toldofsucha hor-
ment.It might have
reland;it wouldcer-
Andheismyfather s
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smotheredmewith
up withthewhole
ertainlyneverborn
ressed,not tosay
t alloffendedat it.Let
byallmeans,ifyoulike.
sB urgundy It' s
likethe restaurant
earnedlyandlu uri-
eworld;onwhich
ralistswouldconsiderthat
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SCHOOLBOY
nwouldbeneeded
zigzagcourseof
ndertakenbyanunc leand
oretruly,of anephew
ephew, aschoolboyon
e godinthecar,or in
on, whilehisuncle
ngbeforehimand
t moresoberly,the
ofthestolidairof a
dtour,whilehis
edtothepositionof a
shadtopayforevery-
oolboywasofficially
andina moresocial
publictribute tohis
ographerandelec-
Rev.ThomasTwy-
gentlemanwithared,
Hewas intheordi-
man,but hewasoneof
ado ofbeingfamous
etheyarefamousin
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l circleofecclesias-
weretheonlypeople
doneanother sdis-
cognizedandrespect-
ht havefoundeven
eat least asmuc hof the
nephew sholiday .
enwhollypater-
manyotherintelligent
theweaknessofplay-
mself,onthetheory
d.Histoyswere
ziersandswordsof
over them,tellinghim-
seeallthe sightsof
he day,aftera
gavethegameaway
nwhichhardlyany
eivedastakingan
ergroundc hambersupposedto
tlye cavatedonthe
andcontainingliter-
oneoldsilvercoin.
oknew,wasmoresoli-
Koh-i-noor.It was
arthe headofSt.
emost vitalcontro-
BritishChurch.It could
r,that thecontrover-
mparativelycold.
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Much
erestedSummers
didnot interest him,
hisuncleforseveral
nglishsc hoolboy s
rtlingknowledge
alclassificationinwhich
ndconfoundhiselders.
tled,at Hampton
et theverynamesof
amofOrange;but
dfromsomedetails
ftheelectricbellsin
wassolidlydazedby
his not sounnatural
ethelumberroomof
ssfulstatuaryofthe
hehadamagicand
estminsteromnibuses,
mnibussystemof
mbersofwhichhe
raldry.Hewould
taryconfusionbetween
ndadark-greenB ays-
wouldat theidentifi-
aRomanimage.
seslikestamps "
must needaratherlarge
eminyourloc ker "
ad, repliedthenephew,
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dmit, repliedthe
werevaintoaskfor
arnedthat out ofa
rdlyseemstobea
uldbepermanentlyon
oldladiesgettinginto
must get out ofthis
want toshowyou
sPenny.
athedral " askedthe
theyalighted.
werearrestedby a
overingtherewitha
t wasthat ofadark,
beratherlikea cas-
hishead wasoftoo
etta.It suggested,
dressofPersiaor
sblackbeardappear-
ischin,and hislarge
acelikethe flat decora-
gyptianprofiles. B e-
rethana general
ivedinto thedoor-
stination.
vegroundofthe
pt astrongwoodenhut,
or manymilitary
woodenfloorofwhich
moverthe e cavated
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Much
ossibilityofreopen-
bratelabor,e cept by
wouldprobablyarouse
wasalwayswithina
adfallenasleep.A
dhaveshowedmanymore
theeyeoftheRev.
,wasalreadyriveted
uchmore thedull
he whitelight against
kvelvet.
dtoc ommemoratethe
n,wasprobablypre-
theeighthcentury,
earbut colorlessvoice.
ssupposedtohavebeen
rians,andit reappears,
northernGoths,in
familyof Gothland.
keofGothland,re-
privatecustody,and
bit it tothepublic,placed
t wasimmediately
er
mersMinor,whose
strayedfromthereli-
ntury,caught sight ofa
ingin abrokenpatch
himselfat it,call-
t c onnect "
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onnect,forno
atwitchthanthe
siftheyhadall been
t afterwardtheyheard
ngdoor.
eit now, saidSymon, in
ftera pausehe
llmissussoonerorlater,
it open;but it may
enthe unconquer-
avemyelectrictorch.
le, withrestraint, that
cedofyourinterest in
marked,moreami-
rettedanyofmyown
thepipe.Though,as
muchfunsmokingin
emsdifferent inthe
ent inthedark , saida
nwhocalledhimself
musicalvoice,and
sinisterandswarthy
isible. Perhapsyou
eatruththat is.Allyou
he sun,facesandfur-
s.Thethings them-
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Much
eto you.Something
whereyousaw a
ofyourfriendmay
rk.
ebrokethestillness.
nd,andthensaid,
it' sasuitableoc c asion
d.
c r ie d t he i n di g na n t S u m-
dacrow,but also
. A ndwho safunk ,
saidtheothervoic e
ut silenc ealsomakes
nedunbrokenfor
eclergymansaidto
ht about air "
eotheraloud; there s
nthe office ust bythe
fallingchairtold
erisinggenerationhad
rosstheroom.They
A c hi m ne y W h y , I l l
st inmuf f led, but
yandvainly,groped
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ing,and,peeringup
skofdaylight,which
efugitivehadvanished
acktothe group
everthefallenchair
ect himselfagain.He
peakto Symon,when
foundhimselfblink-
whitelight,andlook-
sshoulder, hesawthat
n.
sat last, heobserved
wasleaningagainst
witha smilecarved
orris, went onTwy-
on. O neofusw ill
ght went out.W ill
ing.Hewasstand-
ookingsteadilyat
eglassscreen.Hewas
becausetherewas
t. Paul sPennywas
roomwithtwo
wonewsightseersde-
foremost wasatall,
gmanwithabald
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Much
ose;hiscompanion
ht,curly hairand
eyes.Symonscarcely
mers;it seemedalmost
at thereturnofthe
gattitude.Thenhe
,andwhenhesawthe
his palefaceseemed
i s he r " a n d t he n a ft e r a
c e, I minthedev il
ofamysterytobe
hegentlemansoad-
up, saidthepale
ldclearit up,youcould.
saidanothervoic e
dtheyturned insur-
manintheblackrobe
oonel, sharply . A ndhow
edetec tive "
ythedetec tive, an-
arvoic elikeabell. I
an.Oneofthe ma-
a, Colonel.
nt,andthenHome
odybysay ing, Well,
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s gentlemancanhave
adanautomatic
ng: No, leaveallthe
afeguard.
akenawaynow, said
replied isher.
pstairsfornews
ndhereceivednews
cepuzzledandre-
bovelay oneof
chboysthrowat
olmasterisout ofthe
enthrowninat the
oldeddisplayeda
whichran: Dear
youat thehotel
esignature.
is,theclergyman
ngvoluntarilytohis
agoodsecondinhis
nephew,andbefore
ound himselfencircled
loss,andmoreorless
t oftheire citement.
querycontinuedtorun
dreallyhappenedto
boy se ac t def inition
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rvesas asort ofbridge
,bywhichtheforce
were,anelectric
hersenses.It opens
nd.
said isher, eitherw ithsim-
ony. Whynot open
MyfriendHarold
ometimesseethings,
e c ept inthedark ,
ereclosingroundthe
ouds,ofwhichonlythe
the littlewindow,like
ost asifsomehuge
oundtheplace.B ut
epeningtodarkgray;
saidthemagusw ith
amovement inthat
orethat thingshappen
eneevercametobe
soffice,ofallplaces,was
memoryofmany,in-
ecalledit likeasort
ngtheycouldnot con-
llya magnetism
hapstherewaseven
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onthe floor,likethe
t isovertherein
k.
fmenturningand
oftheirstiffening,for
woodenfloortherewas
ight.It wasthe
om.Thecigarhad
amethevoic eof the
pointingthewayto
thieftorestitution.I
Hisvoicetrailedoffinto
yformanyminutes,
whenthe theft had
wasbrokenbythe
andthesoundofsome-
kea tossedhalf-
ried isherinaloudand
ngtohisfeet withfarless
ust begoingnow, but
reIgo.W hy,Icame
idseeit,for St.
gonthef loorat hisfeet.
plained isher, whenhe
dTwyfordat lunch
merelywantedtoplay
wngame.
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Much
ocatchhiminhis own
Ic an t makeheadortail
ymindhewasalways
khewasnecessarilya
e policealwaysseem
for thesakeofsilver,
wellbestolenout of
nawaymonkturned
orsomemystical
r , t h e ru n aw ay m o nk i s
snot thethief.And
r,either.Hesaid one
ht.
inquiredMarc h.
etism.Asamatter
ansofamagnet.
edpuzzled,headded,
et belongingtoyour
rtand, ob ec tedMarch.
eschoolboy smagnet, I
eschoolboy.
sher, ref lectively , it rather
y.
umean "
oyisacuriousthing,
meditativemanner. It
thingsbesidesclimb-
ncangrowgray in
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havethesoulof a
rnwithagreat repu-
ut inchargeofagreat
vethe soulofa
wakenedbyanacci-
oreso whentothe
ptic,whoisgenerally
y.Yousaid ust now
ebyreligiousmania.
ligiousmania I
violently,especiallyin
magiciansinIndia.
thetemptationofshow-
endousshamnearer
arch seyesashe
the widerimplica-
ut Twyfordwasstill
mat atime.
hesaid, that Colonel
nwhoc ouldusethe
her. Infac t, youroblig-
berofthings hecould
,andaninstrument
oodenf loor Imade
nthefloor inmy
elights left onbelow,
.
edonhischair. B ut
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d fun w ithit. Yes, I
now. B ut it' s ust the
me.Howdidit all
mwithlevellidsand
astaken, hesaid. The
s ownperson,and
h hisownhands.
ordstammered.
you. Yougivemethe
uspeakplainer "
ouldunderstandme
er.
y , saidMarc h, still
ied isher, withasigh;
urse, that it' sabadbusi-
it' sabadbusinesswho
ut it' salwayshap-
e canhardlyblame
oaforeignprincess
hdoll, andtheyhavetheir
prettybigfling.
asTwyfordcer-
wasalittleout ofhis
but astheotherwent
dgentleman sfeatures
t morganaticaffairI
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Much
ust havebeenafoolto
awomanlikethat.
ckmail;but it' ssome-
t get it out ofthe
yget it out oftheYank,
hadrisento
nephewhadnothingtodo
dif that' swhat theworld
haveanythingto
e d Ho m e i s he r . N o
hat onecanhavefar
ndeednothingto do
highersignificance
o dowiththestory,
e boywent likea
fthis taleofcrooked
yandcameout onthe
nunspoiledpurposes.
mneyheclimbedhehad
ibus,whosecolorand
,asa naturalist might
st anewflower.And
rapturedinrushing
on that fairyship.
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E LL
d,inthered and
yellowseasofsandthat stretc hbeyond
se,therecanbefound
,whichisnonethel ess
ceinternationaltreaties
ftheB ritishoccupa-
mongarchaeologists
yamonument,but
nd.B ut it isaround
ndprobablyapart of
ksofremoteanddis-
ancient thananything
eisagreen fringeof
dtheblackmouthof
euppermasonryre-
andbatteredstonesstand-
ewayofnowhere,in
nscendentalarchae-
at moonriseorsunset,
nt linesoffiguresor
abylonianmonstrosity;
carchaeologists,inthe
ight,seenothingbut
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Much
yhavebeennoticed,
hmenarenot archaeolo-
bledinsucha place
poseshavehobbies
ndit isasolemnfact
asterne ilehavec on-
linksout ofthegreen
fortableclubhouse
mevalmonument at
tuallyusethisarchaic
eit wasbytradition
orpracticalpurposes
gpro ectilesent into
iterallyasalost ball.
droundit intheirinter-
ngcigarettes,andone
downfromtheclubhouse
ewhat moodilyinto
worelight c lothesand
grees,but there,for
blanceended.And
eouslysaidthesame
wototallydifferent
ws " askedtheman
d.
emanbythewell. B ut
hewordas ayoung
woman,andthesecond
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t about theweather,
ertainlywithout
womenwas suffi-
efirst,whowasa
asofaboldand boyish
ofnativeheat inhis
otheatmosphereof
heardorsandambitions
asanolder manand
t, ac ivilianoff ic ial
roopingeyelidsand
e pressedallthepara-
n in t h e a s t. H e wa s
gbut cool.
necessarytomen-
plendid.That would
ousconversationabout
yknew.Thestriking
ombinationofTurks
onbytroopsunderthe
s,theveteranofso
asalreadyspreadby
e mpire,let alone
eartothebattlefield.
the worldcould
at, c riedCaptainB oy le,
ook ingsilently into
rheanswered: Wec er-
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Much
akingmistakes.That' s
nswent wrong.They
andsticktothem.
lent inunmakinga
askedB oy le, what.
wsit lookedlikebiting
w, repliedHome
uiarityofMr. isherthat
bodyknewthingswhich
millionwaseverallowed
c ertainly olly lucky
ell inthenickof
ht thing sbeendone
mmand,evenwhena
mand.LikeColborne
provinceto the
heother.
immerneswouldhave
canal, observed
thougheverybodyknows
t alwayspaymuchnowa-
naslightlypuzzled
onsciousofneverhav-
rnesinhislife,he could
aL ittle nglander.
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dhehadapleasant
saL ittle nglander,
werebac k inL ittle
ou retalkingabout, I m
erman,rathersuspi-
nkyoudidn t reallyad-
o r a n yt h in g .
r e p l ie d i s he r . H e s
spost;heunderstands
ythingwiththem.
ainst pushingTravers
useofthislast
rtandwhat you redriv -
frank ly .
thunderstanding, an-
and, anyhow, weneedn t
heArablegend
knowmuchabout A rab
ratherstiff ly .
take, replied isher,
oint ofview.Lord
legend.That is
thinghereallyis. If
uldweakenusallover
storyabout that hole
ownnobodyknows
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Much
tedme,rather.It' s
w,but Ishouldn t
wayolderthan
t somebodytheycall
urfriendofthelamp,
min havingtodowith
ngofthat sort.They
antstobuild himasort
dhigher aboveall
theHighest,asthe
t theTowerofB abel.
TowerofB abelwere
cpeople,likemice,
n.Theyonlywanted
heaven ameretrif le.
ouldpassheavenand
ngforever andever.
toearthwithathunder-
rth,boringa hole
madeawellthat was
werwas tohavebeen
at invertedtower
eproudSultanisfall-
ouare, saidB oy le.
ouldbelievethose
oraland not the
her. B ut herec omesL ady
hink.
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nkswas used,of
posesbesidesthat of
enterof thegar-
taryheadquarters;
abar,andevenan
aryforthoseofficerswho
ketheirprofessionseri-
egreat generalhim-
ndfaceof bronze,
wereoftento be
andfoliosof the
stingsbelievedin
hersevereideals of
aternaladviceonthe
hoseappearancesinthat
hermoreintermittent.
atchesof studythat
t comeout throughthe
ontothegolf links.
asso appointedasto
ncesofladiesat least
dLadyHastingswas
uchasocietyalmost
room.Shewas
,assomesaid,eminently
Shewasmuch
,anattractiveand
ttractivelady;andMr.
erheralittlesardoni-
withtheyoungsoldier.
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Much
strayedto thegreen
thewell,growthsof
tioninwhichonethick
heotherwithout stalk
minda sinisterfeel-
out shapeorpurpose.
est growstotheblos-
is content.B ut this
out ofhandsorlegs
mare. Alwaysadd-
mpire, hesaid, w itha
resadly, but Idoubt
rokeinon his
upandsmiled,see-
d.Thevoicewas,
thantheface,which
idedlygrim.It wasa
ngular awsandheavy,
belongedtoanemi-
oughhewasnowat-
pacitytothepolice
ert Graynewasper-
st thaneitheralaw-
hismorebarbarous
edsuccessfulinturn-
combinationofall
holeseriesof
oodtohiscredit.B ut
ntedwith,orattracted
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hofknowledge,his
what solitary.Among
Home isher, whohada
gtoalmost anybody
it archaeology " in-
neverc ometotheend
.Ishouldsaythat what
worthknow ing.
ied isher, w ithavery
venbitterness. It' s
t worthknowing.All
l thesecret reasons
beryandblackmail
t besoproudofhav-
ewersthat Ishould
ys inthestreet.
W h a t ' s t h e m at t er
sf riend. Ineverknew
s el f , r e pl i ed i s he r .
ow ingc oldwaterontheen-
ationishardlye haustive,
pert.
onsensetheenthusi-
c ontinued isher, but I
t ageillusionscanbe
erthanthe reality,any-
yugly responsibility
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Much
anout oftherut ofthe
" inquiredhisf riend.
himoffw iththesame
ection, answered
esssort ofdirection, a
thebottomlesswell.
enduntila fortnight
elfinthe gardenat
onthe oppositeside
avilycoloredand
ropicalplantsinthe
woothermenwere
henowcelebrated
liartoeverybodyas
man,wholooked
furrowinhisbrow
out theveryshapeof
had ust beenserved
abnowofficiatingas
theclub,thoughhe
ar,andevenfamous,
eneral.Hewent by
notableamongother
allengthofhisyellow
owforeheadwhich
them,andgaveanir-
ethingsinister,inspite
dquitetrust that
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henthemanhadgone
ust, Itakeit, forhewas
ngs,andsavedhislife,
oftenlikethat,loyalto
eelinghemight cut any-
evendo it treacherously.
s, witharathersoursmile,
astingsalonetheworld
assingsilence,full
battle,andthenHome
t theworld, Tom.
hem. verybody in
wellenough.
ot talkabout thegen-
r ke d G ra yn e , f o r he s u s t
r e, s a i d i s he r . H e s
car.
dycameout onthe
byher husband,who
ofherto openthe
sheturnedbackand
olitarymanstill sitting
owofthedoorway,
esertedclubsavefor
hegarden. isher
theshadow,andsaw
e.
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Much
ertotheirsurprise,the
emountingthesteps,
oy leinhisturn. Then
rried upwithtwo
omenre-enteredthe
pinhis hand.The
fwhitelight inthegrow-
theelectriclampshad
arybeyond.
esearc hes, said
u uriesoflearning
ell,I must begoing,
aswell. A ndhegot
scompanions,and
stic k ingtosc ientif ic
i s he r . I m n o t v e ry
yself.B ut let' stalk
hingelselonger
ed,untilthetropical
ndidmoonpainted
r;but beforeit was
y isherhadalready
libraryhadbeen
Hewaitedforthetwo
ardenentrance,but
orastroll onthe
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pliedGrayne. It' sgoing
hadspokenthey
out oftheshadow
eastonishedtoper-
wardthem,callingout
youfellows, hec ried.
prettybadout onthelinks.
ungingthroughthe
elibrarybeyond,in
alaswellasmaterial.
piteofhisaf fectationof
ofacuriousandal-
bilitytoatmospheres,
senceofsomething
collidedwitha piece
andalmost shuddered
g movedashecould
eoffurnituremoving.
vingthing,yielding
ene t moment Grayne
ndhesawhehad only
erevolvingbookstands
struckhim;but hisin-
ledtohimhis own
methingmysteriousand
veraloftheserevolv-
ereandthereabout the
od thetwocupsof
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Much
rgeopenbook.It
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gebirdsand gods,
st,hewasconsciousof
act that this,andnot
e,shouldbeopenin
t.Hewasevencon-
ell-linedbookshelf
en,andit seemed
ugly fashion,likea
nisterface.
wminutesto the
front ofthebottom-
sf romit, ina moon-
ylight,theysawwhat
yproneonhis
htherewasatouchof
ff,withoneelbowerect
ingdoubled,and his
herankandragged
asB oyle,almost as
donhishandsandknees,
might havebeenno
dent;but therewas
nnaturalabout the
hegapingface.It
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clearbluesouthern
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esinfront ofthewell.
ndatmospherethat
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wn.
dtouchedthestrong
gthegrass,and it
eknelt bythebody
nt applyingothertests;
d, withasort ofcon-
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andthen Travers
isyourdepartment,
questionCaptain
seof what he
togetherandrisen
llworeanawfule -
ewmaskor theface
ell, hesaid, and
ndown.
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elibraryandlet me
ghly .
dthebodyin the
isherandsaid, in
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Much
nf irst. Ilook toyouto
rs andmakeapre-
fB oy le. Iw illta lk to
phonetoheadquarters
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m.
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sher,without replying,
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d, that thethingshould
hat place.
eryc urious, replied
yedanypart init.
sher, that thepart it
riousstill.
meaninglesswords
oyleand,takinghis
anddowninthemoon-
brupt andwhite
rnedout thelightsin
ontothelinks. isher
e,inhislistlessfashion;
rforwhomhehadsent
nthebackground.
Travers, observed
e lllookafterhim, andhe d
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uwhat heandHastings
i s he r , h e g av e m e a pr e tt y
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thegeneralasked
in thelibraryand
lantiquities.Hehim-
k forB udge sbook in
tandswhenthegen-
bookshelvesonthe
eoftheplatesthey
atherabruptly,onto
rdtheold well;and
ntoit heheardathud
ndto findthegeneral
himselfdroppedon
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errorandcouldnot
hit.B ut Ithinkvery
t inarealshockof
undinthequeerest
f attention,and
dyoumanylies. It' s
dconsistent account
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Much
ything, answered
ewhat gloomysilence,
e planationinquiet
isher, whenyousaid
angerofgoingdown
hetherorno,as
ougavetohisv iewofthe
with it,hehasnot
wellfor sometime.
ness, andIdon t want to
typlainthat hiswife
either.Idon t know
t asfarasconceal-
adyHastingsspoketo
shehadhiddenanote
ibrary.The general
howtoknow,andhe
ndfound it.He
andtheyhad ascene,
sconfrontedwithsome-
tedwithanawful
thelifeofoneoldman
meant triumphand
i s he r , at l a s t, I d o n t b l a me
ewoman spart of the
nowabout theletter "
al sbody, answered
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rsethingsthanthat.
he wayratherpeculiar
aticsort.ThenI
ps,andIknewenough
the dregsofoneof
ent straight tothe
ofcoffeeonthebook-
room.W hilehis
oylewaspretendingto
,hewasleft alonewith
takesabout ten
utes walkwould
sswell.
sher, andwhat about the
esswellgot todowith
thit, replied isher.
rlyconfoundingand
articularholeinthe
owithit? "
nyourc ase, said
t insist onthat ust now.
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yleawayinchargeof
t astruetosayI sent
yle.
sayyoususpec t Tom
her.
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Much
against thegeneral
observedHome isher,
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andhandedhimascrib-
edfromheadquarters.
edoff;and Grayne,
library, foundhim
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ups.
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accordingtoyour
downinahalf-crouch-
evolumesinthelow,
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fhehadbeenstung.
cr i ed .
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adeverseen Mr.
shebehaved ust then.
door,sawthat the
went out ofit witha
dle,andwent racing
kofthedisappearing
toodstaringafterhim,
ure,returning,restored
andairofleisure.He
ywithapieceof paper,
olentlyintercepted.
heobserved. We
et asdeath.Hastings
heart disease.
trouble " demanded
i s he r , t h at i n a f e w
veryagreeablealter-
ganinnoc ent manorknoc k ing
hell.
askedGrayne, that
obepunished "
adily.
hesaid.
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ithadmirableskill,old
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Much
sonintheother scup.
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edidlookat it,
udgebookwiththe
Hastingshadalready
thewall.It waspart
shouldfindit first.
earcharevolving
generallyhopallround
kea frog.Hesimply
sit revolve.
oorashespoke,
erhisheavylidsthat
Themysticismthat
he cynicismofhis
andmovinginthedepths.
tedturnsandinflections,
speaking.
edid;hebarelytouched
ndaseasilyasthe
ymuchasthe world
at turnedit wasnot
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ought it fullcircle,
emight return.
dGrayne, slowly , to
bleideaof what you
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hisstoopingposture,
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whichhehadnot
hadnot noticed,which
wocoffeecupshad
s.
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nit camewasune -
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hebetter.It was
get ridofthehus-
therthing. A ndatalelikethat
uldruinushere.Had
thestart? "
asItoldyou, an-
that waswhat stumped
auseit hadanything
dnothingtodowith
choosinganap-
: Whenamanknows
tenminutes,andtakes
thomablepit,hemeans
hat elseshouldhe
havethesensetodoit,
fool. Well, whydid
moreIthought of it the
ssomemistakein the
ebodyhadtakensome-
andyet hewasnot
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Much
ugly,unformedidea
ersalofparts; thenI
andmyself,byacci-
everything,forI saw
more,likemoonsin
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newspapers "
h,iscomingalong
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ournalist.B ut forall
onorableman,soyou
.
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his timewithavery
ir;perhapsasadderand
" hewassay ing. A m
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spected.B ut youare
eared.Theremust
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spicionagainst him,
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Mandalay.Hewas
ror amongtheMos-
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causeofhis ownlittle
egot it fromhismother,
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everybodyknowsthat.
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alivethat' soneof them.
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shouldyou, ofall
bout it? "
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what youmeanby
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Much
over theworld,ina
minatinginHastings.
onewrongwithus
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sbadenoughthat a
ouldplant ushere,where
glishinterest toserve, and
us,simplybecause
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hthat anoldpawn-
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ebodyelse svictory.
andso haveyou.
silence,hepointed
landsaid,in aquieter
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ntilit reachesthesky;
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.B ut ifyouthink
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reswiththeirgutter
stermarriedtwenty
fWoodvilleandCarstairs
lingmines.If the
d helpit,it mustn t
witha bewilderment
hadevenatouchof
thereseemstobesome-
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spartlyresponsible
d,Idon t knowthat you
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ISH RMAN
betooe traor-
Ifit isclean
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ences,subsequent events
ainsonlyasubcon-
bysomeaccident long
orgottendream;
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giventoamansculling
est country.The
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consequent that it
ry.It simplyslipped
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man
tawnybrickalmost
ehadshippedhis
moment withthe
sheadand sawthat
rickwall wasbroken
gant eighteenth-century
olumnsofwhitestone
enfloodsand the
withdwarfishtrees
anarrowarcof
erthecurveofthe
erthedarkarch-
omingtowardhim,
yashimself.His
beingseenofhim,but as
toodupinthe boat and
dysocloseto the
hiswholefigurewas
light,andMarchcould
c ept theendof two
esthat gavesomething
kehorns inthewrong
sMarchwouldnever
happenedinthesame
nderthe lowbridge
hung,withhislegs
oat awayfromunder
aryvisionoftwo
oneblackkickingleg;
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Much
ept theeddyingstream
fthewall. B ut when-
,longafterward,when
whichit figured,it
t onefantastic shape
grotesquegraven
lf,in themannerofa
hemerelypassed,star-
ouldseeno flying
must havealreadyfled;
ofsomefaint signifi-
ongthetreesroundthe
allhesawa lamp-post;
,thebroadbluebackof
n.
eshrineofhis political
herthingsto thinkof
ofthebridge;forthe
asolitary manwasnot
asolitarystream.And
foreseenaccident that
adbeenpurchased
onplannedinc on unc tion
e last moment been
ngements.Harold
dwithhis friend
andvoyagetoWil-
rimeMinisterwasa
reandmorepeople
rch,forhis striking
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man
ningtohimthedoors
but hehadnever
Scarcelyanybody
hadeverheardof
dknownthePrime
hesereasons, had
c ted ourneytogether,
ghtlydisposedto
uelycontent tolengthen
oneof thosepeoplewho
eMinister.The
venoverye hilarant
some resemblanceto
wasdistinctlyannoyed
sdoinga littlelight pack-
arsfor the ourney,
odaskinghimtocome
thePrimeMinister
isherknewthat his
uldnot possiblystart till
kedhisf riend