geek humor: 8 cartoons about common it issues

Geek Humor Enjoy 8 cartoons that poke fun at common IT security data and management issues

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Therersquos little success where therersquos little laughter Andrew Carnegie

Your company and your clients depend upon you the stoic IT professional to keep critical systems secure and running around the clock This responsibility requires your team to maintain the highest industry standards in security and performance However it also requires a positive attitude

Please enjoy this assortment of the best IT-related humor created by the cartoonist John Klossner and brought to you by Citrix

IT Security and Data Humor

Given a choice between dancing pigs and security users will pick dancing pigs every time Edward Felten and Gary McGraw

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Evolution of Technology One-Liners

ldquoThere are only 10 types of people in the world those that understand binary and those that donrsquotrdquo

ldquoArtificial intelligence usually beats real stupidityrdquo

ldquoTo err is human ndash and to blame it on a computer is even more sordquo

ldquoCAPS LOCK ndash Preventing Login Since 1980rdquo

ldquoIf at first you donrsquot succeed call it version 10rdquo

Tina Sieber wwwmakeuseofcom

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IT Management Joke How many CIOs does it take to screw in a light bulb

bull Define light bulb bull Canrsquot we just move it to the cloud bull You can unscrew a light bulb bullldquoThe change is 90 completerdquo bull None ldquoWersquoll just tell the users darkness is an enhancementrdquo bull Two one to screw in the light bulb and one to watch him to make sure he doesnrsquot say lsquonipplersquo bull It burned out Are you sure you tried rebooting bull I thought cloud computing made maintenance a thing of the past

The Higher Ed CIOwww blogthehigheredciocom

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About the CartoonistJohn Klossnerrsquos cartoons and illustrations have appeared in a wide variety of print and electronic publications including The New Yorker Barronrsquos Computerworld Federal Computer Week and The Wall Street Journal Learn more at wwwjklossnercom

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- IDC

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Additional Resourcesnewscitrixonlinecomresources Access upcoming and on-demand webinars case studies and best practices white papers about working from anywhere with anyone

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About CitrixCitrix is transforming how people businesses and IT work and collaborate in the cloud era Its portfolio of GoTo cloud services enable people to work from anywhere with anyone by providing simple-to-use cloud-based collaboration remote access and IT support solutions for every type of business Learn more at wwwcitrixcom and wwwcitrixonlinecom copy 2012 Citrix Online LLC All rights reserved Citrix GoToAssist GoToMeeting GoToMyPC GoToTraining GoToWebinar Podio and ShareFile are trademarks of Citrix or a subsidiary thereof and are or may be registered in the US Patent and Trademark Office and other countries All other trademarks are the property of their respective owners

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Therersquos little success where therersquos little laughter Andrew Carnegie

Your company and your clients depend upon you the stoic IT professional to keep critical systems secure and running around the clock This responsibility requires your team to maintain the highest industry standards in security and performance However it also requires a positive attitude

Please enjoy this assortment of the best IT-related humor created by the cartoonist John Klossner and brought to you by Citrix



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