APRIL 2018

FROM YOUR GENERAL MANAGER ~ BOD MEETING…………….1

GARBAGE ISSUES~ SENIOR CITI-

ZEN DISCOUNT~EXTERMINATING SCHEDULE~ FUEL PRICES ~FUN FACTS/BAD JOKES ...2 Coakley

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C O M M U N I T Y : O W N E R S , R E N T ER S AN D G U E ST S

What could possibly make perfect weather even better? How about enjoying it without power outages !!

CB is all lit up for the Season!

From your General Manager Greetings, Hopefully, we will get some April showers to green up the island this month. The Roof painting project is nearing completion. The new white coating should help to keep the attic spaces cooler during the Summer months and it is approved for water collection. Also, the gutter and downspout repairs have be-gun. Maintenance has started replacing and repairing the windows that were dam-aged during Hurricane Maria. Hand and Stair Railing parts have been ordered, shipped and will be installed as Staff becomes available. We are making an effort to stay current with your work orders as time allows and appreciate your patience. So as our Snowbirds fly North we wish all a good summer andlook forward to their return in the coming Season.

David Knowles, Interim General Manager

The Next Monthly Meeting of the CBA Board of Directors will be on

Thursday April 19th at 9:00 am, AST. The meetings are held in the of-fice conference area, all owners are invited and encouraged to attend, it is your ASSOCIATION!!

WHAT’S HAPPENING THIS MONTH~ ELECTRONICS RECYCLING ~ PET POLICY………...3

FUN FACTS: April Fool’s

From 1986-present - Press releases for the [non-existent] New York City April Fools' Day Parade have been issued every year since 1986.

~ In England and Canada, pranks are only played in the morning of April 1st.

~ On April Fools Day in 1989, billionaire Rich-ard Branson designed a hot air balloon to look like a UFO and hired a dwarf in an E.T. costume to come out and scare whoever was near it when it landed.

Bad Jokes:

Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Be-cause every play has a cast.

~ Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There is no menu you get what you deserve.

~ A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give

me a whiskey and ... cola."

"Why the big pause?" asks the bar-

tender. The bear shrugged. "I'm not

sure; I was born with them."

fun facts, Bad jokes

FEEL FREE TO SEND YOUR

FACT/JOKE TO THE COAKLEY BAY

OFFICE!

Cultured Pelican

Ristorante

Is

now open! Tuesday — Sunday

Bar opens at 5pm

kitchen opens at 6pm

~

Thank you for your continued patronage!

340-773-3333

Coakley Bay has both men’s and women’s golf/polo shirts

for sale. They are available in 8 different colors and all

sizes. Men’s shirts are $33.00 and women’s are $31.00.

They are Devon and Jones shirts, it takes about 7 business

Regular $ 2.59 per gallon Premium $ 2.79 per gallon Diesel $ 2.79 to $3.10 per gallon

as of 3/31/18

APRIL Exterminating schedule

Tuesday, April 10th Buildings A, B, C, D, E and F

and

Thursday, April 12th Buildings G, H, J, L, M and N

Pest Exterminating

Coakley Bay Polo Shirts prices have been cut!!

Gas Prices

Our Garbage contractor will not collect the loose

garbage in the bottom of the barrels. All Garbage Must be Bagged! All appliances, furniture, metal trash, and electronic trash must be taken to the dumpsters located next to the fire station. Please do not put construction debris out at the gar-bage cans.

The VI Government, for a $5 dollar fee, provides a senior citizen card for all individuals over 55. This allows you to receive a 5% discount from most gro-cery stores. The inter-island ferry fee is reduced, as is the bus service on the islands. Don’t forget Vehicle registrations are ½ price, except for the purchase of new license plates.

Visit the Dept. of Human services located at 3011 Estate Golden Rock, Christiansted.

Or call : 340-773-2323 x 2062 for more information

Senior Citizen Cards

What’s Happening on St. Croix

~Just A Reminder~ If you have any of the Coakley Bay employees perform work for you after normal working hours, it is requested

that the office be notified of the type of work to be performed, when the work will completed, and who will be doing the work.

The Recycle Center for Computers and Electronic Items at

Peter’s Rest, is open again for electronic waste drop-off.

The PET POLICY at Coakley Bay is that Owners are allowed to have one pet, dog or cat, with a

maximum weight of 16 pounds. ADA exceptions must be registered with the office and a copy

of the animal’s certification on file. Owners are required to pick up after their animals, and that

includes their daily constitutionals. Renters are not authorized to have a pet at all, unless the

animal is a certified service animal, and registered with the office.

~What else...Life In the Left Lane~

April 5th- 8th …………………….….…………………………...Annual Food & Wine Experience (various venues )

April 7th ………………………..……..……Bubbles & Brunch with Cane Bay Dive Shop and the Beach Side Café

April 8th …….…………………..………….......Warp & Weft Baskets Workshop, Mt. Victory Camp (340) 201-7983

April 13th, 14th, 20,th 21st @ 6p………Good Hope Country Day School presents "Little Shop of Horrors" CCT

April 15th @ 4p …………………..….....… Good Hope Country Day School presents "Little Shop of Horrors" CCT

April 16th-21st ……………………...……..... Earth Week Festival -Follow on facebook for details on scheduled events

April 19th………………………......…..………………………………...... Art Thursday Downtown Christiansted 5p-8p

April 20th …………………………….……………………………………………………..… Sunset Jazz in Frederiksted

April 20th………………………….………. FFAM Festival (Food-Fashion-Art-Music) Downtown Christiansted 6p-3a

April 21st …………………….………………………...…...Caravelle Hotel & Casino 2nd Anniversary Block Party 7p

April 21st -22nd …………..…….Golden Hook Billfish & Dolphin Fishing Tournament email at GHFC@fishstx.com

April 27th……………………..……… Jazz in the Park Fort Christiansvaern Bandstand on the waterfront 5:30p-7:30p