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GAB! is a spoof gossip magazine for the small town of Bryn Athyn, PA.

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  • HOT TIP?!

    FALL TRENDS!EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE OF THIS SEASONS MOST FABULOUS WEDDINGS!

    HERE COME THE

    BRIDES!

    October 10, 2009ISSUE 2

    SECRETS OF THE HOME!

    Y E A R LY

  • 2 October 10, 2009

    KRISTIN LINDSAY Dior was the designer of choice for this rising star, who sparkled on the red carpet alongside her BF, screenwriter Derek Rose.

    HANNAH LERMITTEThis sleek AKRIS punto brought a touch of Grecian charm to her nude Christian Louboutins.

    DEREK ROSE Kristins BF

    SASHA HENDERSON The celeb arrived in a bold magenta Gucci pencil dress paired with Manolo Blahnik shoes worth $765!

  • GAB ! 3

    GIRLS NIGHT OUT!

    GLAMOUR GIRLS ON THE RED CARPET!

    From sleek and sultry

    to short and

    sassy, glamorous

    women of Bryn

    Athyn strutted their

    stuff at last Saturdays

    exclusive evening event. An

    invite only affair, A-list ladies

    gathered for an elaborately

    planned event catered by Sutton,

    Rose and Co. The theme was

    enviro-minimalist. The menu

    featured water and breath mints,

    and all proceeds from the event

    went to support a greener earth!

    The $11.72 raised during the 20

    minute party was donated to

    help print GAB! Magazine on

    recycled paper. GAB! projects

    that by 2032 sufficient funds will

    be raised to begin the transition

    to post-consumer stock.

    DANIELLE ORTHWEINA striking red Halston dress trimmed with a bow set the perfect backdrop for Danielle's 60 carats of Kwiat necklace worth over $1 million!

    SPRING SILVERMANThe star's bronzed gold bracelet by Neil Lane ($175,000!) and Raven Kauffman Couture clutch ($1,200) brought out the best in her sweeping white Vera Wang.

  • 4 October 10, 2009

    I GIVE THIS WING...

    ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!

    Producer Garrett Nash and French billionaire Fauve Bouchard wed July 17 in a romantic ceremony in Bryn Athyn Cathedral. GAB! has the inside look into the couples intimate nuptials.

    Fauve wore a simple, elegant white strapless gown and carried a bouquet of white and yellow roses and some other type of undisclosed blue flowers in a ceremony that included singing, a processional and a recessional.

    Before the blushing bride said I do in French, she reportedly shed a few tears in front of their 300 guests, which included the grooms father and mother, David and Marty Nash, sister Angela Nash Bau-Madsen married to Darren, and their daughter Fiona (2), brother Scott with his wife Abbey and daughters Caitlyn (3) and Charlotte (1), and older brother Brent with wife Laura and son Colin (2).

    Fauves family travelled from Paris to attend the spectacular affair. Her mother Tracy, father Paul, brother Quenten and sister Genevieve with her daughter Addison (4) all made the trip.

    Garretts mother said, I thought Fauve was a beautiful bride. The whole wedding was a whirlwind. Usually the bride feels that way, but I did!

    The exclusive reception was held at the Grand Pavilion from 7 pm to 1 am. The decor was over the top with 10,000 roses covering the dance floor, and an 8-tier, 10-foot wedding cake. The photo-booth proved scandalous when some late-night party-goers forgot to take their photos with them.

    GARRETT WEDS!

    Nicole and Archibald coordinated their outfits perfectly!

    The party went late into the night. After some point, people lost the ability to make normal faces.

    Michael Cera: People tell me all the time how much I look like Garrett Nash.

  • GAB ! 5

    HOT MAMA!

    (of the groom)

    GARRETT WEDS!

    Looks like shes going to be a great mother!

    Wake up, Fiona, someone wants to dance!

    Jerre made the cake and ate it too!

    Marty looks divine in a vibrant blue V-neck gown by Valentino.

    Two-year-old Fiona is BFFs with Violet Affleck and Suri Cruise.

    You tell us: whos next to get hitched?

  • 6 October 10, 2009

    THE BEAUTIFUL

    BRIDE

    BEAUTIFUL BRIDAL BLINGby Fred Leighton

    DRAMATIC ENTRANCE A guest leaked the location of the wedding to the press. There were so many paparazzi that the bride and groom had to sneak into the estate from the back!

    Bridesmaid and sister Nina and bridesmaid Kelly Horigan.

    Sister-in-law Aurelle with her daughter Aria.

  • GAB ! 7

    Teryn Genzlinger and Derek Glunz are finally husband and wife, a rep for the stars

    confirmed to GAB! last week.Teryn and Derek joined

    hands in marriage during a late afternoon ceremony at Bryn Athyn Cathedral on August 9. Rev. Chuck Blair served as officiant in front of a crowd of 200 family and friends.

    The bride wore a vintage-inspired silk dress perfectly accented by a 40K canary yellow diamond on a pearl necklace. She was overcome with emotion during the ceremony.

    Afterward, everyone joined the couple for an intimate reception at Cairnwood Estate.

    Guests gorged themselves at a smashed potato martini bar then followed kid-brother Cody Glunzs lead as he tore it up on the dance floor.

    The newlyweds enjoyed an intimate honeymoon on the island of St. Lucia.

    TERYN TIES THE KNOT!IM MARRYING MY BEST FRIEND.

    Best wedding ever! say Teryns longtime friends Kelleen Schauder and Celestyn Alpers.

    CLOSE CALL The wedding planner told GAB! she noticed a typo when she went to pick up the cake. Instead of LOVE it said VOLE. Derek hates small rodents, so we got them to fix it right away.

    Dereks sister and bridesmaid Emily Hasen with husband Darryl.

    Sparks fly between brother Lane and Simma Rosner as they send off the newlyweds.

  • 8 October 10, 2009

    WOODSY SETTING All guests were invited to st

    ay

    the weekend at the Kingsley

    Pines camp ground and enjoyed

    hiking, canoeing, tennis and

    campfires.

    BLUSHING BRIDE! That blush is 100% natural!

    JUST MARRIED! Congrats to the

    happy couple!

    INCOMING BRIDE!

    The father-of-the-bride

    escorted Aria down the

    watery aisle by canoe.

    I DO!

    The bridesmaids wore blue and lavender by Ella Moss and Charlotte Russe.

  • GAB ! 9

    ARIA & RICH: NATURALLY

    Aria Silverman and Rich Carter wed in Raymond, Maine on September 19, their reps report.

    Aria and Rich met at St. Lawrence University and began dating in September, 2002. Their first date was at the canoe shack on the Grasse River, and that is where they fell in love.

    Fittingly, Arias father, Rev. Dr. Ray Silverman, also the minister, brought Aria to her waiting groom by way of a canoe ride. Arias niece Chyler dropped rose petals in the water along the way.

    Unconfirmed sources say the wedding ceremony took place at 3:30 pm at the edge of a beautiful blue lake.

    Cocktails and an all-organic, fair-trade, locally grown dinner immediately followed the ceremony. After dinner the guests joined in riotous dancing, including a heated Limbo competition. The music continued well into the night, and more than one of the bridesmaids joined the band on stage with a little backup crooning.

    CROWD SURFING! The newlyweds are into all

    kinds of sports.

    FREE RANGE! Rich and Aria raised the free range lamb themselves!

    The Carter girls are always up for fun.

  • 10 October 10, 2009

    SIRI SAYS I DO TO HER HANDSOME PRINCEITS A FAIRYTALE WEDDING CELEBRATIONSiri Yardumian Grubb wed Daniel Francis Griffin, Jr. in an elaborate affair September 18 at Bryn Athyn Cathedral. The bride was escorted down the aisle by the groom, who was already looking weepy. He was able to regain control, and when asked if he would take this woman to be his lawfully wedded wife, Dan bellowed an

    enthusiastic I will. Siri was absolutely stunning

    in an ivory dress with capped sleeves, an ornately beaded bodice and a 30-foot train. My heart was beating so hard, the bride gushed after the ceremony, I thought it was going to bust out of my dress!

    The ceremony was held on the fairgrounds of the Lords

    New Church. The DJ played crowd favorites including Thriller, by Michael Jackson, Fire Burning, by Sean Kingston, Do the Manhop Pop n Lock, by Stephanie and Down by Jay Sean.

    Siri and Dan continued the party the following week in Jamaica.

    TRUE LOVE!

  • GAB ! 11

    When asked how the big day went, the groom replied, It was all a blur.

    In the sanctuary, spellbinding orchids were paired with aisle lanterns.

    Beth Nehligand boyfriend Jason dressed to impress.

    Bridesmaids Diane and Steph battled it out at the bouquet toss.

    TWO-TIMER?After being less than impressed by BF Stewarts Man Hop steps, Kristine Medley, was spotted with Ivan Dancing Queen Maddock, known for his smooth moves and die-hard dancing.

  • 12 October 10, 2009

    WHO WORE IT BEST?

    Brad pulled off this risky jacket-sandal combo by adding a snazzy corsage.

    Starlet Willow will be tough competition in a few years, but for now we have to hand it to the more experienced glam girl.

    WORK THE ATTITUDE!

    Norman Silverman

    Brad Alpers

    WillowOrthwein

    Hannah Lermitte

    WORK THE ANGLES!

  • GAB ! 13

    PLAY THE GAME

    HAIL TO YOUR DICTATORWED 6 | SUN 2

    ULTIMATE by Baird

    WHO WORE IT BEST?

    Hannah Lermitte

    ShilahRose

    Shilahs peep-toe Jimmy Choos add a much-needed pop of color to the ensemble.

    SpringSilverman

    WORK THE ACCESSORIES!

  • 14 October 10, 2009

    AT HOME WITH SHANNON WALKO Shannons impeccable taste does not stop at the star-studded events she hostsher daily life is just as glamorous. Shannon opened the doors to her home