Funny Jokes

Joke 1: Funny signs

Joke 2

When people ask me the secret of our long marriage, I tell them.

“Twice a week we take time off to go to this romantic little restaurant we know.”

“There's dinner by candlelight, soft music and dancing under the stars.”

“She goes on Mondays, I go on Thursdays.”

Joke 3

There are two different types of a. in the world. Those who b. and

those who c. .

e.g.1 a. people b. loves Tom Cruise c. are jealous of Tom Cruise

e.g.2 a. women b. is the Miss World c. want to be the Miss World

e.g.3 a. people b. live in Wakayama, Japan c. want to live in Wakayama, Japan

Joke 4

“There is no accounting for taste” 蓼食う虫も好き好き あばたもえくぼ

: You cannot explain why some people like certain things, which others don’t like.

Joke 5

The best life in the world is to get salary from America, build a house in England, live with

a Japanese wife, and eat Chinese food.

The worst life in the world is to get salary from China, build a house in Japan, live with a

British wife, and eat American food."