Fruits & Veggies

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Jokes and Fun Facts

Apples

Fun Fact: More than 2,500 varieties of apples are grown in the United

States, but only the crabapple is native to North America.

Q: When is an apple a grouch? A: When it's a crab apple!

BananasQ: What do two bananas do when they meet each other?

A: A banana shake!

Fun Fact: The banana plant is not only a herb, but the banana itself is a berry.

CabbageFun Fact: Cabbage is one of the oldest vegetables, dating back to the 1600’s.

Q: Why do cabbages win at races?

A: Because they know how to get a-head!

Celery

Q: What vegetable might you find in your basement?

A: Cellar-y!

Fun Fact: As far back as ancient Rome, celery was considered an aphrodisiac. Today, scientists know that celery contains androsterone, a pheromone released by men's sweat glands that attracts females.

GrapesFun Fact: On average one acre of grapes can produce around 15,000 glasses of wine.

Q: What happens when you sit on a grape?

A: It gives a little wine!

Lettuce Fun Fact: The lettuce is part of the sunflower family

Q: Knock, Knock Who’s there? Lettuce Lettuce Who? A: Lettuce in and you’ll find out!

PeasQ: What do you get when two peas fight? A: Black-eyed peas

Fun Fact: The proper etiquette for

eating peas is to squash them on the

back of your fork.

Peaches

Q: Did you hear the joke about the peach? A: It’s pit-iful!

Fun Fact: The peach is a member of the rose family, and there are over 700 varieties of the fruit.

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Apple: Lettuce:Apple picture Lettuce Picture

Bananas: Peas:Banana Picture Peas Picture

Cabbage: Peaches:Cabbage Picture Peaches Picture

Celery:Celery Picture