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Even though pesticides are scientifically safe, we pretend to know

better than the hundreds of expert scientists at Health Canada.

We support the needless, senseless, and malicious banning of federally legal,scientifically safe and totally irreplaceable cosmetic pesticides because :

•  We represent a small group of greedy and avaricious enviro-maniac basterds thatseek money and political power by any means possible.

•  We routinely concoct lies, fear-mongering, misconceptions, coercion, threats, decep-tions, terror, and paranoid conspiracies in order to attract millions of dollars in dona-tions, memberships, and grants.

•  We have absolutely no recognized expertise, training, or background in matters con-cerning pesticides. We do not know what we are talking about.

•  We created this coalition to give everyone the impression that we have considerable

size and power, when in fact, we represent only a few dozen radical environmental-terrorists and enviro-maniac extremists.

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•  We routinely concoct non-existent health issues and deceive the public by blurting out hollow expressionslike cancer, serious illness, reproductive problems, and neurological diseases. We are lying basterds.

•  Children have been very useful to our twisted cause as weapons of mass destruction when we invent thestory that pesticides pose alleged unnecessary risk our children's health, and the health of the environment.

•  There will be no end to our needless hysteria, fear, and terror. We want to give the impression that childrenand adults are being exposed to cancer-causing agents whenever a pesticide is used.

•  In jurisdictions like Quebec and Ontario, our needless, senseless, and malicious banning of pesticides hasworked, leading to unemployment, loss of revenues, business failures, and bankruptcy. We have inflictedterror, despair, and destitution on thousands of hapless victims throughout the lawn care industry.

•  Even though we have no idea what we are talking about, we claim that mowing high, over-seeding, and top-dressing will restore ecological soil health. This implies that we don’t really need pesticides to control dam-aging pests in our lawns. Of course, we know that this too is a lie. We just can’t help ourselves.

•  We routinely concoct the story that green alternatives to pesticides are low-risk and effective. We know thatmost green alternatives are bogus, and have negatives ranging from almost total ineffectiveness except un-

der very specific circumstances, to a question about their toxicity. Many are high-risk and illegal.

•  Once pesticides are banned in a community, our enviro-vermin-suppliers move in with our own highly expen-sive and highly profitable bogus alternatives. We are simply rich and greedy enviro-salesmen.

•  Bans have been devastating to lawn care businesses. Following the adoption of a ban in Halifax, revenuesplummeted by forty per cent, and customers have disintegrated by fifty per cent.

•  In the province of Quebec, over sixty per cent of the modern professional lawn care industry has now beenannihilated. We love hurting and terrorizing people with our usual depraved indifference.

•  In the province of Ontario, over 5000 people have been unemployed since the adoption of a ban. The pro-

fessional lawn care industry has lost over 300 million dollars, and lawn care companies have lost forty toseventy per cent of their customers. We love it when our terrorist plans work. Mission accomplished.

•  We routinely concoct the story that, according to a small limited poll, most people support legislation to re-strict pesticide use. Of course, we bought and paid for this poll ourselves, and designed the questions in away that supports the banning of pesticides. We love deceiving everybody with our doctored poll.