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DROPPINGOUTwhat its like

ESSAYS,PHOTOGRAPHS,ART,CARTOONS,POETRY,REVIEWS,RECIPES,NAKEDPICTURES

ANDSOMUCHMORE.(naked pictures not included)

Free!reSelling this for moneywould be totally uncool, man.

(but feel free to submit them)


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MAY 2012

Occupy Wall Street FONDlIGNE______ 19

ListeningJudith and Holoferneshttp://www.vanguardsquad.com/jukebox/?artist=judith%20and%20holofernes

Sharpie Crowshttp://www.sharpiecrows.com/

ViewingTwo orreeings I Know About Her

(2 ou 3 choses que je sais delle)http://www.criterion.com/lms/1333-2-or-3-things-i-know-about-her

e Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie(Le charme discret de la bourgeoisie)http://www.criterion.com/lms/310-the-discreet-charm-of-the-bourgeoisie

ReadingIan svenoniuse Psychic Soviethttp://www.dragcity.com/products/the-psychic-soviet(also available on Amazon)

Michael KammenPeople of Paradox: An InquiryConcerning the Origins of

American Civilizationhttp://www.amazon.com/People-Paradox-Concerning-Civilization-Paperbacks/dp/0801497558

RecommendationsHave a smartphone? Just scan the corresponding QR code and enjoy.


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FONDlIGNE______18 MAY 2012

Recipe:Cooking with Weed

(as a vegan)O concerning veganism is that a veg-an can never know the joy of cooking with marijuana. I know rsthand that thisis, as I said, a misconception. is mistake stems from the belief that fatty dairy products

are necessary to extract cannabinoids, when really simple canola oil works wonderfully.

T R:1GRAMBUD2 TABLESPOONSOIL

O: 1 OUNCE BUD 3.5 CUPS OIL

O:

JUST MAKESURE THEOIL COVERSALLYOURBUDWERE NOT MAKING A FUCKING SOUFFL HERE!

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1. Heat up your oil in a saucepan,but do not let it boil.

2.Add in all of your stu.

3. Keep the oil hot, but not boiling,for about two hours. STIRFREQUENTLY.

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4. Strain through a mesh strainer.

row out the weed or sellit to some middle schoolers,

I dont care.

STOREINADARKPLACE. ACLOSETWILLSUFFICE.

NOWWHENEVERAFONDLIGNE_ RECIPEMENTIONSCANOLAOILYOUKNOWWHATTOUSE

A , this stu is just as good as any non-vegan cannabis concoc-

tion. In a single-blind study, done by me, a number of people said that they

got the highest theyd ever been. Although, honestly, people say that all the time.

Full gallery at www.FondLigne.com/OWS/


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10/10FONDlIGNE______10 MAY 2012

I would have had in elementary school, but

never did. ey seemed to have been at least

mildly used to having dropouts like me, who

werent dumb or impoverished, come take

the GED to skirt the system, although they

were still surprised that I had dropped out of

Westeld High School.In the days leading up to the test I took

many practice GED tests online and I per-

formed only slightly above average. I began

to worry a little that maybe the real GED

would be harder or could have been recently

updated to become more dicult.

On the day of the test I arrived 20 minutes

early. I took the elevator up to the room and

watched the other test-takers lter into the

classroom: rst, an apparently frequent GED

taker who had not registered for this exam

date and was turned away, then some urban

20-somethings followed by a couple of guys

that looked a little like

jocks and a middle aged

woman. Some groups of

people talked about their

past attempts at the GED

and how close they were,

while others (not me, I

swear) talked about how

relieved they were to be

out of high school andhow they should have

done this years ago. I was

surprised and a little wor-

ried about how many of

these people were repeat

takers.

I went to use the bath-

room and, although not

unisex, there was a young

man and woman in the

same stall making moan-

ing noiseswhat could

they have been doing in

there? Relieved, I mused

to myself: If these people

cant even gure out single-

sex bathrooms, its no wonder they failed the

GED.

e test began. e rst couple of ques-

tions were easy. erst questions are always

easy, I thought to myself, dont get cocky

yet.Well, it turns out I could have gotten

cocky weeks earlier; the test never got muchmore dicult. Overall, it was much easier

than even the HSPA. ere was one ques-

tion where I thought I would be able to use

my new skill of converting cups to bush-

els: If you have two cups of oats and three

bushels of barley, OK, think Evan,you got

this. how many cups of oats do you have?

Wait, what? Two.

A drawing I made while seething in Mr. Jacobsens class.

FONDlIGNE______ 11An old-timey phone booth in the nursing home where I took my GED exam.

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