THE CAT

THE CATSocial and aloof the cat pays no attention to the road while texting. Expect to get rear-end-ed by this driver. They don’t see brake lights even though they’ll chase a red dot from a laser pointer for hours.

THE DOG

THE DOGSquirrel! Squirrel! Distracted and in a hurry, they often nip at your heels, er, bumper and also increase the chances of you getting rear-ended.

THE PIG

THE PIGOink! Oink! The pig is, well, a pig. Chewing up the fast lane and hogging up good driv-ing real estate. They refuse to move over, causing traffic flow chaos.

THE WOLF

THE WOLFWe don’t know if these fools are hurrying to get their next meal or simply too full of adrenaline. Usually they are younger drivers that played too many racing video games. They make poor decisions and engage in reckless driving.

THE TURTLE

THE TURTLEMaybe they are insecure about their driving abilities, scared or completely self-involved. The turtle is slow and frustrates drivers all around them. Expect mayhem on the high-way and sporadic lane changes from other drivers to avoid this crawling car.

THE LION

THE LIONMaybe it’s the pride of think-ing they are king of the jungle, these folks have no clue that other drivers exist. They refuse to use turn signals and think rearview mirrors were invent-ed only for looking at them-selves.

THE GIRAFFE

THE GIRAFFEThese nosy rubber neckers can’t drive by a traffic accident without gawking and swerv-ing and coming to almost a complete stop. You’ll often see multiple rubber neckers cause an accident within an accident because they can’t focus on the road.

THE GOOSE

THE GOOSEHonk! Honk! It’s usually a gag-gle of them in a traffic jam. Even worse, there’s the lone goose that pushes on the horn for any insignificant driving in-fraction.

THE MONKEY

THE MONKEY“ADD ain’t got nothing on me!” Focusing on the road is not a priority for this Adderall pop-per. They think they can drive safely with a knee while eating, taking selfies, changing music, texting, drinking coffee and ap-plying makeup.

THE HORSE

THE HORSEMaybe these beasts of burden are tired of being ridden all the time. When they hit the road - It’s time to raise the roof with the hoof! Accidents will likely be caused by a heart attack while driving or rear-ending you. They are usually speeding and changing lanes often.

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