european union mythological organization official release
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European Union Mythological
Organization
Daan Peeters & Jean-Baptiste
Durand
Published 11/27/2011
Who Are We?
• The EUMO was formed in 2001 based on the ideas of the mysterious organizations of “The Watchers” and “Delta Green”
• We are funded and run by the European Union, the Economic and Political entity, currently consisting of 27 sovereign nations.
• It is our duty to protect the citizens
of member-states from the things that
they do not believe, as per the charter.
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What is our charter?
We, the European Council, under the presidency of Mr. Herman Van Rompuy, authorize the European Union‟s Mythological Organization, To meet the following criteria within the European Union member states:
1. To find, catalog, and assess beings classified as 'Mythological', and allow for their peaceful integration into human society within the EU.
2. To protect the citizens of the member states within the EU from 'Mythological' beings, and give assistance to local authorities in dealing with such beings.
3. To assess, refine, and understand techniques and magicsutilized by 'Mythological' beings, and develop them into technologies that can be used for the betterment of the European Union, and mankind as a whole.
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Our latest version of the charter was signed in 2009 and details
the following.
“ANY SENTIENT, SELF-AWARE
BEING THAT IS NOT HUMAN.”
What is a Mythological Being?
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Is the EUMO simply out to Kill
these Beings?
• Absolutely not. Some Mythological Beings
are quite friendly, and are quite willing to
integrate into human society.
• There are step by step procedures to help
the Mythological, and allow them to live
side by side with humanity in peace.
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What if they are a threat?
• If the being in question refuse to co-operate, they may be taken into custody and tried for their actions in front of the EUMO Triumvirate.
• If they become hostile, EUMO agents are authorized to terminate their existence.
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Slovenian Troops during the Styrian
Crisis, March 2011.
How do we combat their magic?
• We have an extensive
scientific team, whose
job it is to apply the
so called „magic‟ of
the Myths, and
understand it as
science
• We call this, Etheric
Sciences.
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Dr Radek Novak and his team. 2001
“ANY PHENOMENA WHICH CANNOT BE
EXPLAINED BY SCIENTIFIC ANALYSIS.”
Etheric Sciences?
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Positions and Jobs
• Politicians
• Agents
• Special Forces
• Scientists
• Lawyers
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Politicians
• The Triumvirate-The “Big Three”
– Ms Elanor Paige, The United Kingdom
– General Santos Hernandez, Spain
– Mr Alberich Scheidler, Germany
• Committees
– Defense Committee
– Scientific Oversight Committee
– Rehabilitation Committee
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Agents
• Field Agents
– Localized offices
• Office bureaucrats
– Headquarters in
Brussels
• Negotiating agents
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Special Forces
• From every EU
member-state.
• Crack troops,
used to dealing
with the
Mythological.
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Scientists
• The Scientists
analyze artifacts and
specimens brought
back from missions
• Led by Doctor Radek
Novak of the Czech
Republic.
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Lawyers
• Ensure all laws are
followed
• Represents the
accused Mythological
Being in trial, if said
being is unable to
provide for a lawyer.
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“I, _________, HAVING BEEN APPOINTED AS ______ BY THE
TRIUMVIRATE OF THE EUROPEAN UNION'S MYTHOLOGICAL
ORGANIZATION, APPOINTED BY THE EUROPEAN COUNCIL,
FOLLOWING THE VOTE OF CONSENT BY THE EUROPEAN
PARLIAMENT, SOLEMNLY UNDERTAKE: TO CARRY OUT THE
EUROPEAN UNION'S MYTHOLOGICAL ORGANIZATION'S
OFFICIAL CHARTER; TO RESPECT THE TREATIES AND THE
CHARTER OF FUNDAMENTAL RIGHTS OF THE EUROPEAN
UNION IN THE FULFILLMENT OF ALL MY DUTIES; IN THE
PERFORMANCE OF MY TASKS, NEITHER TO SEEK NOR TO
TAKE INSTRUCTIONS FROM ANY GOVERNMENT OR FROM
ANY OTHER INSTITUTION, BODY, OFFICE OR ENTITY; TO
REFRAIN FROM ANY ACTION INCOMPATIBLE WITH MY
DUTIES OR THE PERFORMANCE OF MY TASKS.”
The Oath
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Now you know.
• The EUMO is there for the protection of
Humanity, and other Sentient life in the
European Union
• The EUMO is not afraid to bare it‟s fangs if
necessary.
• The EUMO has an extensive research
department.
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