e93 memory lane. batch hike to hanthana 1996 and e93 get-together 2010 our oldest and the latest...
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E93 Memory Lane
Batch Hike to Hanthana 1996and
E93 Get-together 2010
Our oldest and the latest memories
Batch Trip to Sigiriya
Other Events
Ok now it is the time to narrate some cool jokes of the batch
if you can guess who they are ….
Here we go....
All Erase
Batch mate 1 :
Muchang, That damn Instructor told me to erase whole my drawing today. See now I have to redo all the work.
Batch mate 2 :
Can’t be muchang, Tell me what he exactly told you
Batch mate 1 :
He took my eraser and told me “all erase”
Batch mate 2 :
Give me your eraser to see… Muchang what he told is your eraser is old, not to erase the drawing
Duriyan Kema
Two Batch mates on their way to their boarding houses along Gampola Road
Batch mate 1 : Shall we taste a “Duriyan”?
Batch mate 2 : No, I could not bear it’s smell, It is not that taste too
Batch mate 1 : Please muchang, I want to taste it, Shall we eat one?
Batch mate 2 : Ok, if u really want
They took one Duriyan and opened it
Batch mate 1 : Oh shit, Muchang I can’t eat it, can’t bear it’s smell
Batch mate 2 : That is why I told you, what to do, let me eat. It is a waste of money
He finished eating the whole Duriyan
Batch mate 1 : Muchang, you ate the full Duriyan. So you pay for it
Keme Tharama...
Four of batch mates from Rajarata went to a Hotel in Kandy to get the Lunch
Batch Mates : Waiter, Bring us rice and curry
The first plate of rice was just over when two batch mates put it to their plates
Batch Mates : Waiter, please bring us more rice
The second plate of rice was also over when the other two batch mates took it to their plates
Batch Mates : Waiter, we want some more rice
Waiter to other waiter : Those guys are sure from King Prakrambahu’s time
Field Trip to PVC Pipe Factory
Batch mates went on a field tour to see the Anton PVC pipe factory. Production manager was showing them the molding of pipe fittings.
Production Manager : That is how the pipe fittings are mold, Do you have any questions ?
Batch mate : Where do you make S-lon Pipes ?
Production Manager : No, we are not making S-Lon pipes we make only Anton here
Batch mate: So you have another factory to make S-Lon pipes?
Production Manger : No, you have mis-understood. S-Lon is a brand name of one of our competitor, the pipes are called PVC pipes and we do make PVC pipes here.
Gal Roll
Batch mates : Is it true that, you two had driven two earth compactors (Gal Roll) to University ?
Two Batch mate : what ! are you all mad ?
Batch mates : No, we heard some guys other side telling that, they saw you two were driving earth compactors alone the lover’s lane.
Mobile Coverage
Batcha 1 (from Polonnaruwa) : Macho, ape paththe Dialog weda karanawada?
Batcha 2 : Yako, issella balapan Telcom thiyanwada kiyala…!!!
Bicycle to carry 500 Kgs
Bathca : Mudalali, me baicikale kochchara bara danna puluwanda? Kilo 500 puluwanda?
Mudalali : Ei mahaththaya yakada badu bisnas karanawada?