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MILITARY TRUTHS
Try to look unimportantthe
enemy may be low on ammo and
not want to waste a bullet on you
Nevershare a foxhole with
anyone braver
than yourself
Never forget that your weapon was made by the
lowest bidder; staffed by engineers who could not qualify for any other job
a Fivesecond fuses
always burn in
three seconds
The easy way is
alwaysmined
Teamworkis essential;
it gives the enemy
other people to shoot at
If you are short of everything
but the enemy, you are in the
combat zone
Incoming fire has the
right of way
Nocombat ready unit has ever
passed inspection
Noinspection ready
unit
has ever passed combat
If the
enemyis
within range, so are you
The only thing
more accurate than incoming enemy fire is
incoming friendly fire
Tracers work
both ways
Professional soldiers
are predictable; the world is
full of dangerous amateurs
Military Intelligence is a
contradiction
Minesare
equal opportunity weapons
When in doubt, empty
your magazine
The sidewith the
simplest uniforms wins
Combatwill occur on
the ground between
two adjoining maps
The sidewith the
simplest uniforms wins
The most dangerous thing in the world
is a
Second Lieutenant with a map and
a compass
The more
a weapon costs,
the farther it goes for repairs
The complexity of a
weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the
weapon's operator
If enough
data is collected, a board
of inquiry
can prove anything
The weapon usually jams
when you need
it the most
The bursting radius of a
hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range
There is no such place as a
convenientfoxhole
Success occurs when no one is looking,
failure occurs when the General is watching
Things that must be together to
work can never be shipped together
The quartermaster has only two sizes,
too large and too small
If you have a
personality conflictwith your superior:
he has the personality, you have the conflict
If you
enter CO's office with an idea, you will leave
his office with his idea
Two rules of the army.One: The boss is always
Right
Two: when in doubt applyrule one
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