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PRESENTATION THIS IS NOT A
THE HEROIC ART OF SELLING A STORY
PRESENTER YOU ARE NOT A
PRESENTER
Have I got a PowerPoint for you guys…
YOU ARE NOT A
SALESPERSON YOU ARE A
SALESPERSON YOU ARE A
It’s not a phone. It’s your destiny…
PRODUCT YOU’RE NOT SELLING A
PRODUCT
But I have 7 times the moistening power!
YOU’RE NOT SELLING A
A STORY YOU’RE SELLING
A STORY YOU’RE SELLING
You’re judging me, aren’t you, you bastards?
WORLD IS A STORY ABOUT THE WAY THE
WORLD IS A STORY ABOUT THE WAY THE
This just in. No one really likes the winter Olympics.
COULD BE A STORY ABOUT THE WAY THE WORLD
COULD BE A STORY ABOUT THE WAY THE WORLD
I’m so glad we don’t have to pretend to like Curling anymore.
WILLING? ARE YOU
IS NOT YOU THE HERO OF THE STORY
IS NOT YOU THE HERO OF THE STORY
Hey, Bill. Have you lost weight?
AUDIENCE IT’S ACTUALLY YOUR
AUDIENCE IT’S ACTUALLY YOUR
I could kill you all with my fluffy little finger.
WINNING THE BEST STORIES AREN’T ABOUT
WINNING
Wow, that was easy. Let’s go dance like children on Meth.
THE BEST STORIES AREN’T ABOUT
OR GLORY
OR GLORY
So no medal for the Wookie, huh? Dicks.
COMPLACENCY THEY’RE ABOUT
COMPLACENCY THEY’RE ABOUT
I really want more ENT cider, but the fridge is sooooo far away.
FEAR…
FEAR… But this is my scared face.
FAILURE…
FAILURE…
Help him I cannot. A whiny bitch he is.
MASTERY…
Adrian! The montage is finally over!
MASTERY…
MAYBE AND FINALLY, WINNING AND GLORY…
MAYBE AND FINALLY, WINNING AND GLORY…
Saved the Shire? Grumpy Hobbit is not impressed.
BATTLE IT WILL BE AN EPIC
BATTLE IT WILL BE AN EPIC
Wait. Are you sure you did ALL of your homework, boy?
HERO’S JOURNEY THIS IS THE
TRUE STORIES THESE ARE
TRUE STORIES THESE ARE
‘Do this, Luke. Do that Luke. Clean your sleeping pod, Luke.’
THEY CAN BELIEVE DON’T TELL A STORY
THEY CAN BELIEVE DON’T TELL A STORY
I’m nodding my disapproval.
THEY CAN OWN TELL A STORY
THEY CAN OWN TELL A STORY
Wait ‘til the world sees this. Instant cred.
SALE IS MADE THAT’S THE MOMENT YOUR
SALE IS MADE THAT’S THE MOMENT YOUR
To be clear… This doesn’t make us friends.
THE END
PRESENTATION THIS WAS NOT A