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Peter Pan Auditions

Captain Hook Mr. Smee

!Audition Scene Pirate Ship !Smee is sat down. He is clearly drunk and is drinking from a bottle that he shouldn’t be. !Smee The captain always keeps the good rum for himself, which is why the good rum is always empty! I’m stuck with the cheap old Tesco Value stuff. Well, I was stuck with the cheap stuff… !+Enter Hook !Smee (Holding up the bottle) That is until I switched the bottles last night!! !Hook Smee!! !(Smee is heavily startled) !Smee Yes captain? !Hook Smee, there’s something not right! !Smee What makes you say that captain? !Hook This morning I woke up from the most frightening dream. The flowers began to grow, the fairies roamed free and Neverland slowly defrosted…You know what that means… !Smee England finally won a football game? !Hook No you fool!! !(Producing a wanted poster, he violently holds it in front of Smee’s face) !Hook PAN!!! HE’S BACK!!! !Smee Oh he’s back. HE’S BACK!!!!

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Peter Pan Auditions

Captain Hook Mr. Smee

!Hook SOUND THE ALARMS SMEE!!!!!!!! !(Smee goes and pulls a bell rope repeatedly onstage) !Hook And let this be a warning to that boy. Come within three feet below the clouds and I’ll (Exclaims) BLAST you out of the sky. (Evil Laugh)


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