Transcript

WAYS TO MAKE A

LIBERAL CRY LIKE

A LITTLE GIRL

By Jason Mattera

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CONTENTS...

1. Ask a Liberal to Name Just 3 Things

Barack Obama Has Achieved

2. Reveal the Democrat Party’s Murderous, Racist History

3. Cite Liberal Sources Against Them

4. Mention Ronald Reagan

5. Ask Them Why Barack Obama Hates Black People

6. Own and Enjoy Guns

7. Work Hard and Be Happy

(And a Bonus Tip!)

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Congratulations!You are now the proud owner of material that Joe Biden thinks should classify you as

a terrorist. And it may even get you audited by the toolbags in the IRS. Go you!Better still, the wisdom, facts, and tactics contained in the pages that follow are your

surefire way to send Barack Obama and his supporters’ heads whirling like a gyroscope. Why? Because liberals hate facts; liberalism is nothing more than a temper tantrum

with a political label. No rational, sane American could ever look at the wasteland that

is liberalism and conclude that it produces human flourishing (Detroit anyone?). That’s why it is your moral duty to piss off liberals. More specifically, it is the calling of

every conservative to upend the inane, idiotic policy drivel liberals spew by demolishing

their illogic in the most satisfying of ways: by making liberals cry like little girls

(transgendered or otherwise).Lucky for you, I know a thing or twenty about infuriating liberals. I’ve been doing it for

years. Perhaps you’ve seen my legendary video interviews of famous liberal targets,

including Vice President Biden, Michael Bloomberg, Barney Frank, Al Franken, Robert

Redford, Harrison Ford, Chris Rock, and numerous others. If you haven’t seen them,

you’re missing out and need to click here.But the most important part of pissing off a liberal is to do it in such a way that you

make a point—that you reveal just how absurd and lunatic their ideas truly are.That’s why I’ve created this super stealth e-book. It’s designed to teach you seven of my

conservative ninja tactics that I’ve discovered infuriate and embarrass liberals most. So sit back, relax, grab a Big Gulp, and learn the 7 Ways to Make a Liberal Cry Like a

Little Girl! And as always…Fight the Power, my brothas and sistas!

-Jason

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ASK A LIBERAL TO NAME JUST 3 THINGS

BARACK OBAMA HAS ACHIEVED

In 2008, Obama’s supporters told us he was the

Anointed One, the Savior, America’s Messiah.

Fast-forward to right now. Obama has turned

out to be one of the worst presidents in

American history. He is an embarrassing

leader, a shameful disaster who makes Jimmy

Carter look like Einstein.

This socialist hack couldn’t lead a cub scout

troop out of a pup tent, let alone lead the

greatest country the world has ever known.

That’s why the first surefire way to shatter a

liberal’s bleeding, tender spirit is to ask them to

name just three things that Dear Leader has

accomplished. The best part of this tactic is

that, no matter how they answer, their answer

can easily be crushed to dust.

For example, the first and most obvious thing

they will reply is, “Well, yes, many liberals have

been disappointed in President Obama, too.

But hey, at least he killed Osama bin Laden!”

Your reply: “Correction: the U.S. Navy Seals

killed Osama bin Laden. And if any of them

could replace BHO, I would be all for that. But

they can’t. So the fact that you want to give

Barack Obama credit for, as Michael Moore

would put it, ‘murdering’ poor little Osama

by utilizing the intelligence that enhanced

interrogation techniques (Waterboarding!

Gasp!) produced is incredible.”

Crickets chirping.

The second thing they will say is, “Well, Obama

inherited a mess from that big meany George

W. Bush. So it’s unreasonable for us to expect

big results given the mess he inherited.”

Ah yes…the good ol’ liberal blame game

argument known as “It’s all George Bush’s fault.”

A tornado rips through a small town? George

Bush did it! Stock market plunges? Bush is to

blame! A Jihadist freak

lobs a grenade at

an embassy?

Bush incited

the hatred!

There’s

an earthquake

in Japan?

That wicked

Bush must

have gone

to Japan and

jumped up

and down to

make the earth

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“THE PEOPLE WHO ARE REALLY PISSED OFF AT YOUR MESSIAH ARE THE HARDCORE LEFTISTSWHOM OBAMA PROMISED A SOCIALIST UTOPIA.”split open! The problem for Obama and his zombies is that we’re not stupid. EVERY president in American history inherits problems. That’s the nature of history!

FDR inherited a depression. Reagan inherited Jimmy Carter’s abysmal economy and foreign policy. George W. Bush inherited Clinton’s cluelessness about Osama bin Laden. That’s how it works in the big leagues, pilgrim. Suck it up.But the best reply is this: “You’re right, Obama did inherit a lot of stuff. He inherited gas prices that were half what they are today. Obama inherited a AAA credit rating. Obama inherited an unemployment rate lower than what it is now. Obama inherited a black unemployment rate that was far lower than the Depression Era level it is now. Obama inherited a national debt that was $7 trillion—with a “T”— less than what it is right now. So you’re right: Obama inherited a lot. Too bad he squandered it all on his reckless socialist schemes that

destroyed American prosperity for at least a generation.”Then, if you really want them to wail, say this: But you know, it’s not just we Luddite conservatives who are disgusted with this joke of a president. Heck, the people who are REALLY pissed off at your Messiah are the hardcore Leftists whom Obama promised a Socialist utopia.Obama said he would close Guantanamo. He lied and flip-flopped. Guantanamo is alive, kicking, and open for business (thank God).Obama said he would create a single-payer healthcare system. He caved. Obamacare, while a socialist nightmare that is killing the U.S. economy, is not the communist policy he promised the radical Left. Once again, Dear Leader failed to deliver.

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Obama said he would end all of America’s “unjust”

wars and bring the troops home. Instead, he

sent 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan for who

knows what, launched a brand spanking NEW

military operation in Libya without congressional

approval, and rains down more hellfire missiles

on overseas combatants (American citizens

included!) than Dick Cheney could ever dream of.

Obama said he would only raise taxes on the

uber rich. Then he reinstituted payroll taxes on

everyone and his signature law, Obamacare,

taxes the uninsured as well as Flexible Spending

Accounts.

Obama said his “stimulus” would create millions

of jobs and bring unemployment below 6%.

The result? America is $7 trillion more in debt,

unemployment remains persistently high, and

the labor participation rate is terrible.

Obama said he would bring gas prices down

from what Americans paid under that heartless

George Bush. Instead, we WISH we paid what

we paid under Bush, because it was HALF the

price per gallon it is today under this chump.

Obama said he would confront gun violence. Yet

his Department of Justice armed the Mexican

cartel with its botched Fast & Furious scheme,

leading to the deaths of two border patrol

agents and hundreds of Mexicans.

Obama pledged to bestow peace upon the

blood-spattered Middle East. To the contrary,

Egypt is ablaze (literally) with unruly protests,

Syria is engulfed in a deadly civil war, Turkey

is increasingly becoming radicalized, Iran

continues to pursue nuclear weapons, and

four Americans including an ambassador were

murdered by Jihadists in Benghazi.

Obama said he would create opportunity for

young people. Under Bush, 90% of college

kids found a job out of college. Under Obama,

that figure has nosedived to a humiliating 56%.

Lie after lie, equivocation after equivocation,

nightmare after nightmare. The “community

organizer” has turned out to be a colossal failure.

Mention even just ONE of these failures, and sit

back and watch the liberal waterworks commence!

OBAMA PROMISED

NOT TO RAISE

TAXES ON THE

MIDDLE CLASS.

HE RAISED TAXES

ON THE MIDDLE CLASS

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Reveal the Democrat Party’s Murderous, Racist HistoryDemocrats fancy themselves as the enlightened ones, the civilized citizenry, the egalitarian elite who fight for the rights of minorities.To that Republicans reply…

“BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”The reason liberals are such race-baiting snobs is because they suffer from historical amnesia; America’s liberal public education racket has COMPLETELY bamboozled young people about the REAL history of the Democrat Party, which is a murderous tale of bigotry and oppression that would make most liberals’ heads explode if they understood or were confronted with it. When you are talking to an obnoxious Democrat and they’re using

their normal “Republicans are bigots” routine, here’s what you do…First, ask them who the first black U.S. Senator was. They won’t know the answer. It was Senator Hiram Revels in 1870. Then ask them which party he belonged to. They’ll say they don’t know. The answer: Republican.Next, ask them who the first black Congressman was. Again, they’ll shoot you a blank face with blinking eyes. Answer: Congressman Joseph Rainey, 1870, a Republican. Then share with them the fact that the Ku Klux Klan was CREATED by the Democrat Party. The evidence? There’s mountains of it from world-class historians.

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But one of my favorite scholarly quotes on

the subject comes from Professor Emeritus

William Trelease of the University of North

Carolina: “The Klan became in effect a

terrorist arm of the Democratic Party.”

Why? Because back then, all blacks were

Republicans. After all, the entire reason the

Republican Party was founded in the first place

was to be the anti-slavery party! Hello!

Even Leftist Columbia University history

professor Eric Foner has conceded that the

KKK was a Democrat Party vote-getting

machine. As he said in his book, A Short History

of Reconstruction, “Founded as a Tennessee

social club, the Ku Klux Klan spread into nearly

every Southern state, launching a ‘reign of

terror’ against Republican leaders—black and

white…In effect, the Klan was a military force

serving the interests of the Democratic Party,

the planter class, and all those who desired the

restoration of white supremacy. It aimed to

destroy the Republican Party’s infrastructure.”

Gee, I don’t seem to recall reading that in high

school American history class. I wonder why?

Liberals will come back with: “Oh yeah…

well…um…uh…er…like…that was yesterday’s

Republican Party. Um, yeah…so like, dude, the

Democratic Party before might have been a

bunch of murderous racists…um…like…but…uh…

today you Republicans are the haters and when

FDR and LBJ came along, dude, we Democrats

became the righteous ones...bro!”

Epic fail.

Here are the facts, all of which are sure to

make your favorite liberal cry an ocean of tears

from their witless heads.

Virtually every single piece of civil rights

legislation for black Americans ever passed in

American history was the result of Republicans

defeating racist Democrats. This includes:

• The 13th Amendment

• The 14th Amendment

• The 15 Amendment

• The Ku Klux Klan Act of 1871

• All the Reconstruction Acts

• The 1866 Civil Rights Act

• The 1875 Civil Rights Act

• The 1957 Civil Rights Act

• The 1960 Civil Rights Act

• The 1964 Civil Rights Act

In fact, had Democrats not overturned the 1875

Civil Rights Act, the incredibly similar 1964 Civil

Rights Act might never have been necessary!

To all this, your liberal friend will say, “Uh, but…

er…Hope and Change! Um….I mean, like….

wasn’t Lyndon Baines Johnson the one who

passed Civil Rights?”

No. Republican Senator Everett Dirksen of

Illinois was the one who rallied 27 of his tiny

band of 33 Republicans to defeat the efforts of

former Klansman, Democrat Robert Byrd and

Al Gore’s bigot daddy, Sen. Al Gore, Sr. (who

hailed from the birthplace of the Ku Klux Klan,

Tennessee), both of whom tried to torpedo the

1964 Civil Rights Act by filibustering the bill.

After Republicans got the bill passed, racist LBJ

got all the credit. Why? Because we remember

presidents, not members of Congress.

But the irony is a painful one, because seldom

has America elected a man to the Oval Office

who hates black people quite as much as the

Democrat Party’s patron saint, bigot Lyndon

Baines Johnson. As Pulitzer Prize-winning LBJ

biographer Robert Caro has written, prior

to 1957, Johnson “had never supported civil

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rights legislation—any civil rights legislation,” including anti-lynching legislation. Worse, Johnson’s private behavior toward blacks was appalling. Robert Parker, LBJ’s longtime black employee and limousine chauffeur, claims that Johsnon blasted him daily with a blizzard of bigoted slurs. And even as LBJ was being praised by liberals for his appointment of Thurgood Marshall to the Supreme Court, behind closed doors LBJ’s cynical brand of “identity politics” became clear. As presidential historian Robert Dallek recounts, LBJ explained his decision to a staff member by saying, “Son, when I appoint a nig—r to the court, I want everyone to know he’s a nig—r.”Gee, how proud you Democrats must be of your racist, bigot party!You created the Ku Klux Klan to terrorize and kill black and white

Republican voters. You tried to thwart every single civil rights law Republicans fought to pass.And you regard as your party’s civil rights hero a man who dropped the “N” bomb hourly and who for much of his career didn’t support anti-lynching laws. Congratulations, Democrats! Hope and change, indeed!Idiots.

GEE, HOW PROUD YOU DEMOCRATS MUST BE OF YOUR RACIST, BIGOT PARTY!

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CITE LIBERAL SOURCES

AGAINST THEM

Want a fast way to shut up a liberal and make

them soil themselves?

Here you go: when debating a liberal, cite an

“inconvenient” fact or quote gleaned from the

Huffington Post or the New York Times.

It’s hilarious to watch their little elitist grins morph

into confused frowns.

The best way to set up the punch is like this:

“Hey, listen, I understand why you’re getting all

defensive and angry. I mean, if I were a liberal,

I would be furious, too. After all, just look at

the facts. And don’t take my word for it. Just

yesterday, the New York Times—your holy book—

reported that more Americans are living in

poverty today than at any other time in U.S. history

since poverty statistics were recorded. Here, let

me pull it up for you on your iPhone so you can

enjoy the article as much as the millions of voters

who read it did.”

And while your lib friend is having an anxiety attack

reading the material, you don’t let up. The tears

are starting to form and the eyes are squinting.

You’re in a prime position for the follow-up.

“And it’s not just poverty rates that are soaring;

so are health-care premiums. Remember when

his lordship Obama declared that our premiums

would drop by $2,500 once Obamacare was

signed into law? I hate to break it to you, homey,

but the New York Times actually reported that

premiums are set to increase by double digits.

Double digits, son!”

Then stand ready with a box of Kleenex as the

fragile liberal fawn shatters before your very eyes.

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Ronald Reagan started his career as a Democrat before switching to the Republican Party. He remains one of America’s most beloved and popular presidents. As Lady Margaret Thatcher said, Reagan “won the Cold War without firing a single shot.”That last part—winning the Cold War over the Communist

former Soviet Union—is part of why liberals hate Reagan. After all, for decades, Leftists in America WORSHIPPED the Soviet Union. Then came along that big bully Reagan and took away their communist idols.But the other thing they hate about Reagan is that he ushered in the biggest peacetime economic expansion in American history by embracing, not rejecting, free market capitalism. He lowered the marginal tax rates and broke the shackles of regulation. The result: 18 million new jobs created during his two terms in office.In fact, after the Gipper slashed taxes (read: letting people keep the money they earned) and reduced onerous business regulations, America experienced the greatest slingshot of wealth in the history of humanity. As I pointed out in OBAMA ZOMBIES, the country’s net worth was $25 trillion in 1980 prior to Reagan, but a whopping $57 trillion in 2007 after Reagan’s policies set the tone for the decades to follow.As Ronald Reagan said, “the trouble with our liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant, it’s that so much of what they know just isn’t so.”True, true!

So if you want to send a liberal sprinting to their psychiatrist, mention the Gipper. Works like a charm.

MENTION RONALD REAGAN

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ASK LIBERALS WHY BARACK

OBAMA HATES BLACK PEOPLE

Rapper Kanye West said, “Bush doesn’t care

about black people.”

Well, if Bush didn’t care about black people

(he does, of course), then what in the world is

Barack Obama’s excuse?!

So ask liberals this question: “Why does Barack

Obama hate black people?”

After all, Barack Obama has done

more to destroy black Americans’

economic standing than any

president in the modern era.

And if you really want to make a

liberal cry like a little girl, pump

them full of these facts:

• According to CNN Money, under

Obama, black unemployment is double

that of whites

• According to the Chicago Sun Times, the

black middle class has been “decimated”

on Obama’s watch

• Black male unemployment under Barack

Obama has hit its highest level since 1972

• According to USA Today, black teen

unemployment stands staggeringly above

40%, ensuring that nearly half of an entire

generation of young people won’t have any

work experience to add to their resumes

when searching for a job

• The St. Louis Federal Reserve, according

to the Washington Post, revealed that

black households are having the toughest

time recovering in the Obama economy

• As the hardcore Leftist member

of the Congressional Black Caucus

Congresswoman Maxine Waters said,

“We’re getting tired, ya’ll! We’re

getting tired!... Our people are hurting!

The unemployment is unconscionable!

We don’t know what the strategy

is.” Later, Congresswoman Waters

pointed out that, under Obama,

the black community is experiencing

“Depression Era” unemployment

The avalanche of facts is undeniable. This

president is a disaster of epic proportions, and

it’s more than just a little ironic that the “first

black president” in American history has inflicted

the most catastrophic economic conditions on

black Americans since the Great Depression.

It’s sad and tragic. But it’s business as usual

for Democrats. After all, just go back and

re-read Tactic #2 and you’ll see that the

Democrat Party has been conning and using

black Americans for generations.

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OWN AND ENJOY GUNSLiberals hate the Second Amendment. They hate the idea that law-abiding citizens should have the right to protect themselves and their families. They hate that Americans value and fight for their Constitutional right to bear arms.

The way they see it, the world would be far better off if we just let criminals, rapists, and murderers be armed with guns purchased on the black market and we left law-abiding citizens defenseless, vulnerable, and stripped of their ability to protect themselves when gun-totting criminals break into their homes.Yep, those liberals sure are geniuses!

There are mountains and mountains of statistics that prove that guns make us safer, not less so. The information is easily accessible and voluminous. But if you really want to get under a liberals’ skin, instead of citing reams of numbers that liberals won’t understand, just say this:

“After church, our family had a lovely time firing our Glocks at the gun range. My daughter can hit a bull’s eye at 20 yards. I’m so proud of her. What a sweet family bonding time!”Church, straight marriage, guns, and parental pride in a daughter’s

marksmanship?Could there be a more toxic brew for a liberal? Lock and load, baby!

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Make money, work hard, spur capitalism, and

enjoy your life. Nothing—and I mean nothing—

will infuriate liberals more.

Creating wealth, and the opportunities for

others that capitalism fuels, is the best gift

you can give your fellow man, not some lame

AmeriCorps “please pay me to pretend to

work while I promote Lefty causes” gambit.

Put another way, what I’m saying is totally and

completely ignore Michelle “I’ve never been

proud of my country” Obama. On the campaign

trail in Ohio she urged young people to stay

away from evil corporate America:

We left corporate America, which is a lot of

what we’re asking young people to do. Don’t

go into corporate America. You know, become

teachers. Work for the community. Be social

workers. Be a nurse. Those are the careers

that we need, and we’re encouraging our young

people to do that. But if you make that choice,

as we did, to move out of the money-making

industry into the helping industry, then your

salaries respond.

Barack echoed the same anti-corporate

sentiments during his address to graduates

at Arizona State University, encouraging them

not to focus on “how much money you make

and how big your corner office is, whether you

have a fancy enough title or a nice enough car,”

which, Obama put it, would “compromise your

values, principles and commitments” to the larger

community. Instead, the Savior of Humanity

admonishes that students should make a

“commitment instead to doing what is meaningful

to you, what helps others, what makes a

difference in this world.” That expensive business

or engineering degree you worked hard to earn?

Shoot, bro, you need to toss that and trade it in for

a gig working at a nonprofit community outreach

center, says the Messiah:

Did you study business? Why not help our

struggling non-profits find better, more

effective ways to serve folks in need. Nursing?

Understaffed clinics and hospitals across this

country are desperate for your help. Education?

Teach in a high-need school; give a chance to

kids we can’t afford to give up on—prepare

them to compete for any job anywhere in the

world. Engineering? Help us lead a green

revolution, developing new sources of clean

energy that will power our economy and

preserve our planet.

Listen up. The most charitable thing you can

do, the most compassionate thing you can do,

is make a boatload of money. As conservative

writer P.J. O’Rourke said in an L.A. Times

article, “There’s nothing the matter with honest

moneymaking. Wealth is not a pizza, where

if I have too many slices you have to eat the

WORK HARD AND BE HAPPY

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Domino’s box. In a free society, with the rule of law and property rights, no one loses when someone else gets rich.” As O’Rourke notes, you’ll make more of a difference by the more money created. “Don’t chain yourself to a redwood tree. Instead, be a corporate lawyer and make $500,000 a year. No matter how much you cheat the IRS, you’ll still end up paying $100,000 in property, sales and excise taxes. That’s $100,000 to schools, sewers, roads, firefighters and police. You’ll be doing good for society. Does chaining yourself to a redwood tree do society $100,000 worth of good?” Only if you’re Al Gore, I suppose.

Look, not to burst idealistic bubbles and whatnot, but all the “we can change the world” mumbo jumbo we hear on commencement day is utopian and immature. Truly. It’s time liberals grow up. Capitalism is the most effective and compassionate system to work people out of poverty and provide real, sustainable jobs. I’d rather see a city served by some profit-driven capitalist pig who invests money in a community to open up a business for financial gain, thereby employing large swaths of people, than some smug, self-important college graduate who takes a job in the inner city to help the “poor” by joining some AmeriCorps or PeaceCorps job that is so unnecessary that it has to be propped up by taxpayer dollars. Seriously. Paying people to volunteer? Doesn’t that defeat the spirit of philanthropy? Please, spare us. We need rich folks, you liberal idiots! Who the hell do you think cuts

your paycheck?! Do you really want a poor boss? I don’t. I’d rather my paycheck not bounce so I can feed myself and, Lord willing, someday my family. As Adam Smith noted, “By pursuing his own interest [an individual] frequently promotes that of the society more effectually than when he really intends to promote it. I have never known much good done by those who affected to trade for the public good.”So if you REALLY want to make a liberal unravel, go get a job, work

your butt off, make mountains of money, smile, and be super happy. Do that, and the liberals you know will be apoplectic.

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Because I got nothing but love for you, here’s

a blistering bonus tactic that will also demolish

the delicate hearts of liberals everywhere:

Tell them that the poor don’t pay their fair

share. And that’s because, well, they don’t.

Liberals love to drone on and on about how

wealthy Americans are sailing around in their

yachts, clinking champagne glasses together,

and plotting how they can screw the poorest

amongst us. Heck, it doesn’t matter what the

conversation entails, liberals are fixated on

those who are financially successful.

Me: Did you see LeBron put up another triple

double? Dude’s a beast!

Standard lib response: OMG, Jason, did you

know LeBron chose Miami to avoid state

income taxes? He’s not paying his fair share!

Fascist pig!

In reality, the rich pay their fair share… and

then some.

As that notoriously right-wing news outlet

CNN Money reported, the “top 10 percent of

taxpayers paid over 70% of the total amount

collected in federal income taxes in 2010.”

I realize that Obama Zombies aren’t fond of

math, but let’s look at the above numbers

another way: The top one percent of income

earners paid an effective federal tax rate of 23

percent in 2010, while the bottom 50 percent,

according to the Tax Foundation, paid a meager

2 percent federal tax rate that same year. In

other words, the much-maligned “one percent”

paid a tax rate that was ten times higher than

half the country. And that doesn’t even take

into account the millions of people who, after

tax credits and welfare payments, receive more

money in government subsidies than they shell

out in taxes.

Yet somehow liberals still think the rich don’t

pay their fair share. Riiiiiiiiight. And Rosie

O’Donnell is America’s favorite stripper.

(Apologies for giving you that mental image. It

was mean of me.)

Sadly, there is a frighteningly high number

of people impoverished exactly because this

Obama economy has crushed them (Tactic

#1). Freedom-loving conservatives are the ones

who who want to use the proven vehicles of

capitalism and limited government to unleash

prosperity on everyone (Tactic # 4 & #7),

empowering Americans to drive in the HOV lane

on the income mobility highway. But liberals

want none of it. They’d rather saddle millions of

Americans with a life of poverty. Why? Because

when election year rolls around, liberals

promise an endless buffet of benefits all paid for

on the tab of – you guessed it – rich dudes.

BONUS!

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And once the Scrooge McDucks part ways with their treasures, we’re told, we’ll all be dancing on the streets of government-owned gold and eating FDA approved candy canes! Life will be glorious! Snort.

The reality is that liberals keep the myth of who pays and doesn’t pay taxes going because it’s a proven election year cudgel against their opponents. And, plus, they’re Statists and truly believe that all money is the government’s anyway.Honestly, I don’t care if poor folks are mailing in packages of

stale almonds to the IRS, they need skin in the game, just like the rich and middle class. Otherwise we’ll continue to get what we’re getting now: a growing acceptance of citizens who think that they are entitled to money they never earned. That mindset breeds dependency, envy, and laziness. And that, my friends, is not America.

So you want to make a liberal bawl like a baby? Tell them that the poor need to pay their fair share, and now you got the facts to prove it.

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OBAMA ZOMBIES

Uncovers the true, behind-

the-scenes story of the

methods and tactics the

Obama campaign unleashed

on youth culture. Through

personal interviews

and meticulous original

research, Mattera explains

why conservatism’s future

rests upon jolting the young masses from their

slumber, yanking out their earphones, and

sparking a countercultural conservative battle

against the rise of the ignorant Left.

The lesson from 2008 and 2012 are crystal

clear: When true conservatives run away,

Obama zombies come out to play.

Wake up an Obama Zombie before

it’s too late!

HOLLYWOOD HYPOCRITES

Slays the Left’s sacred

celebrity cows and teaches

Obama’s Tinseltown

foot soldiers their most

important lesson yet: No

longer can they attempt to

deny Americans the very

liberties they use to catapult

themselves to prosperity

and stardom.

In his trademark eye-opening, no-holds-barred,

and hilarious style, Mattera puts scores of

A-list celebrities, including Sting, Madonna,

Bono, Alec Baldwin, Matt Damon, Cameron

Diaz, Bruce Springsteen, and many, many more

under the microscope to analyze whether

they live by the same environmental, health,

anti-violence, civil rights, and other policy

prescriptions they seek to inflict on Americans.

What he uncovers will shock you.

DO YOU KNOW AN OBAMA ZOMBIE?

BUY THEM THE

BESTSELLERS THAT ARE WAKING

UP A GENERATION…

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ABOUT JASON Jason Mattera is a two-time New York Times bestselling author, was the youngest editor of a national periodical, Human Events, and served as a broadcaster on the legendary 77 WABC in New York City.Mattera’s latest book HOLLYWOOD HYPOCRITES: THE

DEVASTATING TRUTH ABOUT OBAMA’S BIGGEST BACKERS (Simon & Schuster) landed on the New York Times bestseller list, creating widespread buzz. Mark Levin hailed Hollywood Hypocrites as “eye-popping, exhaustively, researched, and absolutely hilarious” and the late Andrew Breitbart called it a “barrage of body blows to Hollywood’s holier-than-thou limousine liberals.”In 2010, Mattera’s debut book, OBAMA ZOMBIES: HOW THE

LIBERAL MACHINE BRAINWASHED MY GENERATION (Simon & Schuster) landed at #14 on the New York Times bestseller list. Rush Limbaugh endorsed the book twice on air and dubbed Mattera an official “Rush baby.”Ann Coulter has crowned Mattera a “national treasure,” Michelle Malkin says his work is a “heat-seeking missile aimed at the Cult of Obama,” and Politico named him Washington D.C.’s “bad boy reporter.”

Mattera has appeared on virtually every major talk radio and television program, including: “The O’Reilly Factor,” “Hannity,” “Fox & Friends,” “Your World with Neil Cavuto,” “Imus,” “Varney & Co.,” C-SPAN, CNN, “The Mark Levin Show,” and hundreds more.When he’s not busy punking liberals, Jason enjoys eating organic

foods, recycling his trash, and watching reruns of “The League.”

7 WAYS TO MAKE A LIBERAL CRY LIKE A LITTLE GIRL


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