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CONTENTS...
1. Ask a Liberal to Name Just 3 Things
Barack Obama Has Achieved
2. Reveal the Democrat Party’s Murderous, Racist History
3. Cite Liberal Sources Against Them
4. Mention Ronald Reagan
5. Ask Them Why Barack Obama Hates Black People
6. Own and Enjoy Guns
7. Work Hard and Be Happy
(And a Bonus Tip!)
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Congratulations!You are now the proud owner of material that Joe Biden thinks should classify you as
a terrorist. And it may even get you audited by the toolbags in the IRS. Go you!Better still, the wisdom, facts, and tactics contained in the pages that follow are your
surefire way to send Barack Obama and his supporters’ heads whirling like a gyroscope. Why? Because liberals hate facts; liberalism is nothing more than a temper tantrum
with a political label. No rational, sane American could ever look at the wasteland that
is liberalism and conclude that it produces human flourishing (Detroit anyone?). That’s why it is your moral duty to piss off liberals. More specifically, it is the calling of
every conservative to upend the inane, idiotic policy drivel liberals spew by demolishing
their illogic in the most satisfying of ways: by making liberals cry like little girls
(transgendered or otherwise).Lucky for you, I know a thing or twenty about infuriating liberals. I’ve been doing it for
years. Perhaps you’ve seen my legendary video interviews of famous liberal targets,
including Vice President Biden, Michael Bloomberg, Barney Frank, Al Franken, Robert
Redford, Harrison Ford, Chris Rock, and numerous others. If you haven’t seen them,
you’re missing out and need to click here.But the most important part of pissing off a liberal is to do it in such a way that you
make a point—that you reveal just how absurd and lunatic their ideas truly are.That’s why I’ve created this super stealth e-book. It’s designed to teach you seven of my
conservative ninja tactics that I’ve discovered infuriate and embarrass liberals most. So sit back, relax, grab a Big Gulp, and learn the 7 Ways to Make a Liberal Cry Like a
Little Girl! And as always…Fight the Power, my brothas and sistas!
-Jason
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ASK A LIBERAL TO NAME JUST 3 THINGS
BARACK OBAMA HAS ACHIEVED
In 2008, Obama’s supporters told us he was the
Anointed One, the Savior, America’s Messiah.
Fast-forward to right now. Obama has turned
out to be one of the worst presidents in
American history. He is an embarrassing
leader, a shameful disaster who makes Jimmy
Carter look like Einstein.
This socialist hack couldn’t lead a cub scout
troop out of a pup tent, let alone lead the
greatest country the world has ever known.
That’s why the first surefire way to shatter a
liberal’s bleeding, tender spirit is to ask them to
name just three things that Dear Leader has
accomplished. The best part of this tactic is
that, no matter how they answer, their answer
can easily be crushed to dust.
For example, the first and most obvious thing
they will reply is, “Well, yes, many liberals have
been disappointed in President Obama, too.
But hey, at least he killed Osama bin Laden!”
Your reply: “Correction: the U.S. Navy Seals
killed Osama bin Laden. And if any of them
could replace BHO, I would be all for that. But
they can’t. So the fact that you want to give
Barack Obama credit for, as Michael Moore
would put it, ‘murdering’ poor little Osama
by utilizing the intelligence that enhanced
interrogation techniques (Waterboarding!
Gasp!) produced is incredible.”
Crickets chirping.
The second thing they will say is, “Well, Obama
inherited a mess from that big meany George
W. Bush. So it’s unreasonable for us to expect
big results given the mess he inherited.”
Ah yes…the good ol’ liberal blame game
argument known as “It’s all George Bush’s fault.”
A tornado rips through a small town? George
Bush did it! Stock market plunges? Bush is to
blame! A Jihadist freak
lobs a grenade at
an embassy?
Bush incited
the hatred!
There’s
an earthquake
in Japan?
That wicked
Bush must
have gone
to Japan and
jumped up
and down to
make the earth
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“THE PEOPLE WHO ARE REALLY PISSED OFF AT YOUR MESSIAH ARE THE HARDCORE LEFTISTSWHOM OBAMA PROMISED A SOCIALIST UTOPIA.”split open! The problem for Obama and his zombies is that we’re not stupid. EVERY president in American history inherits problems. That’s the nature of history!
FDR inherited a depression. Reagan inherited Jimmy Carter’s abysmal economy and foreign policy. George W. Bush inherited Clinton’s cluelessness about Osama bin Laden. That’s how it works in the big leagues, pilgrim. Suck it up.But the best reply is this: “You’re right, Obama did inherit a lot of stuff. He inherited gas prices that were half what they are today. Obama inherited a AAA credit rating. Obama inherited an unemployment rate lower than what it is now. Obama inherited a black unemployment rate that was far lower than the Depression Era level it is now. Obama inherited a national debt that was $7 trillion—with a “T”— less than what it is right now. So you’re right: Obama inherited a lot. Too bad he squandered it all on his reckless socialist schemes that
destroyed American prosperity for at least a generation.”Then, if you really want them to wail, say this: But you know, it’s not just we Luddite conservatives who are disgusted with this joke of a president. Heck, the people who are REALLY pissed off at your Messiah are the hardcore Leftists whom Obama promised a Socialist utopia.Obama said he would close Guantanamo. He lied and flip-flopped. Guantanamo is alive, kicking, and open for business (thank God).Obama said he would create a single-payer healthcare system. He caved. Obamacare, while a socialist nightmare that is killing the U.S. economy, is not the communist policy he promised the radical Left. Once again, Dear Leader failed to deliver.
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Obama said he would end all of America’s “unjust”
wars and bring the troops home. Instead, he
sent 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan for who
knows what, launched a brand spanking NEW
military operation in Libya without congressional
approval, and rains down more hellfire missiles
on overseas combatants (American citizens
included!) than Dick Cheney could ever dream of.
Obama said he would only raise taxes on the
uber rich. Then he reinstituted payroll taxes on
everyone and his signature law, Obamacare,
taxes the uninsured as well as Flexible Spending
Accounts.
Obama said his “stimulus” would create millions
of jobs and bring unemployment below 6%.
The result? America is $7 trillion more in debt,
unemployment remains persistently high, and
the labor participation rate is terrible.
Obama said he would bring gas prices down
from what Americans paid under that heartless
George Bush. Instead, we WISH we paid what
we paid under Bush, because it was HALF the
price per gallon it is today under this chump.
Obama said he would confront gun violence. Yet
his Department of Justice armed the Mexican
cartel with its botched Fast & Furious scheme,
leading to the deaths of two border patrol
agents and hundreds of Mexicans.
Obama pledged to bestow peace upon the
blood-spattered Middle East. To the contrary,
Egypt is ablaze (literally) with unruly protests,
Syria is engulfed in a deadly civil war, Turkey
is increasingly becoming radicalized, Iran
continues to pursue nuclear weapons, and
four Americans including an ambassador were
murdered by Jihadists in Benghazi.
Obama said he would create opportunity for
young people. Under Bush, 90% of college
kids found a job out of college. Under Obama,
that figure has nosedived to a humiliating 56%.
Lie after lie, equivocation after equivocation,
nightmare after nightmare. The “community
organizer” has turned out to be a colossal failure.
Mention even just ONE of these failures, and sit
back and watch the liberal waterworks commence!
OBAMA PROMISED
NOT TO RAISE
TAXES ON THE
MIDDLE CLASS.
HE RAISED TAXES
ON THE MIDDLE CLASS
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Reveal the Democrat Party’s Murderous, Racist HistoryDemocrats fancy themselves as the enlightened ones, the civilized citizenry, the egalitarian elite who fight for the rights of minorities.To that Republicans reply…
“BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”The reason liberals are such race-baiting snobs is because they suffer from historical amnesia; America’s liberal public education racket has COMPLETELY bamboozled young people about the REAL history of the Democrat Party, which is a murderous tale of bigotry and oppression that would make most liberals’ heads explode if they understood or were confronted with it. When you are talking to an obnoxious Democrat and they’re using
their normal “Republicans are bigots” routine, here’s what you do…First, ask them who the first black U.S. Senator was. They won’t know the answer. It was Senator Hiram Revels in 1870. Then ask them which party he belonged to. They’ll say they don’t know. The answer: Republican.Next, ask them who the first black Congressman was. Again, they’ll shoot you a blank face with blinking eyes. Answer: Congressman Joseph Rainey, 1870, a Republican. Then share with them the fact that the Ku Klux Klan was CREATED by the Democrat Party. The evidence? There’s mountains of it from world-class historians.
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But one of my favorite scholarly quotes on
the subject comes from Professor Emeritus
William Trelease of the University of North
Carolina: “The Klan became in effect a
terrorist arm of the Democratic Party.”
Why? Because back then, all blacks were
Republicans. After all, the entire reason the
Republican Party was founded in the first place
was to be the anti-slavery party! Hello!
Even Leftist Columbia University history
professor Eric Foner has conceded that the
KKK was a Democrat Party vote-getting
machine. As he said in his book, A Short History
of Reconstruction, “Founded as a Tennessee
social club, the Ku Klux Klan spread into nearly
every Southern state, launching a ‘reign of
terror’ against Republican leaders—black and
white…In effect, the Klan was a military force
serving the interests of the Democratic Party,
the planter class, and all those who desired the
restoration of white supremacy. It aimed to
destroy the Republican Party’s infrastructure.”
Gee, I don’t seem to recall reading that in high
school American history class. I wonder why?
Liberals will come back with: “Oh yeah…
well…um…uh…er…like…that was yesterday’s
Republican Party. Um, yeah…so like, dude, the
Democratic Party before might have been a
bunch of murderous racists…um…like…but…uh…
today you Republicans are the haters and when
FDR and LBJ came along, dude, we Democrats
became the righteous ones...bro!”
Epic fail.
Here are the facts, all of which are sure to
make your favorite liberal cry an ocean of tears
from their witless heads.
Virtually every single piece of civil rights
legislation for black Americans ever passed in
American history was the result of Republicans
defeating racist Democrats. This includes:
• The 13th Amendment
• The 14th Amendment
• The 15 Amendment
• The Ku Klux Klan Act of 1871
• All the Reconstruction Acts
• The 1866 Civil Rights Act
• The 1875 Civil Rights Act
• The 1957 Civil Rights Act
• The 1960 Civil Rights Act
• The 1964 Civil Rights Act
In fact, had Democrats not overturned the 1875
Civil Rights Act, the incredibly similar 1964 Civil
Rights Act might never have been necessary!
To all this, your liberal friend will say, “Uh, but…
er…Hope and Change! Um….I mean, like….
wasn’t Lyndon Baines Johnson the one who
passed Civil Rights?”
No. Republican Senator Everett Dirksen of
Illinois was the one who rallied 27 of his tiny
band of 33 Republicans to defeat the efforts of
former Klansman, Democrat Robert Byrd and
Al Gore’s bigot daddy, Sen. Al Gore, Sr. (who
hailed from the birthplace of the Ku Klux Klan,
Tennessee), both of whom tried to torpedo the
1964 Civil Rights Act by filibustering the bill.
After Republicans got the bill passed, racist LBJ
got all the credit. Why? Because we remember
presidents, not members of Congress.
But the irony is a painful one, because seldom
has America elected a man to the Oval Office
who hates black people quite as much as the
Democrat Party’s patron saint, bigot Lyndon
Baines Johnson. As Pulitzer Prize-winning LBJ
biographer Robert Caro has written, prior
to 1957, Johnson “had never supported civil
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rights legislation—any civil rights legislation,” including anti-lynching legislation. Worse, Johnson’s private behavior toward blacks was appalling. Robert Parker, LBJ’s longtime black employee and limousine chauffeur, claims that Johsnon blasted him daily with a blizzard of bigoted slurs. And even as LBJ was being praised by liberals for his appointment of Thurgood Marshall to the Supreme Court, behind closed doors LBJ’s cynical brand of “identity politics” became clear. As presidential historian Robert Dallek recounts, LBJ explained his decision to a staff member by saying, “Son, when I appoint a nig—r to the court, I want everyone to know he’s a nig—r.”Gee, how proud you Democrats must be of your racist, bigot party!You created the Ku Klux Klan to terrorize and kill black and white
Republican voters. You tried to thwart every single civil rights law Republicans fought to pass.And you regard as your party’s civil rights hero a man who dropped the “N” bomb hourly and who for much of his career didn’t support anti-lynching laws. Congratulations, Democrats! Hope and change, indeed!Idiots.
GEE, HOW PROUD YOU DEMOCRATS MUST BE OF YOUR RACIST, BIGOT PARTY!
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CITE LIBERAL SOURCES
AGAINST THEM
Want a fast way to shut up a liberal and make
them soil themselves?
Here you go: when debating a liberal, cite an
“inconvenient” fact or quote gleaned from the
Huffington Post or the New York Times.
It’s hilarious to watch their little elitist grins morph
into confused frowns.
The best way to set up the punch is like this:
“Hey, listen, I understand why you’re getting all
defensive and angry. I mean, if I were a liberal,
I would be furious, too. After all, just look at
the facts. And don’t take my word for it. Just
yesterday, the New York Times—your holy book—
reported that more Americans are living in
poverty today than at any other time in U.S. history
since poverty statistics were recorded. Here, let
me pull it up for you on your iPhone so you can
enjoy the article as much as the millions of voters
who read it did.”
And while your lib friend is having an anxiety attack
reading the material, you don’t let up. The tears
are starting to form and the eyes are squinting.
You’re in a prime position for the follow-up.
“And it’s not just poverty rates that are soaring;
so are health-care premiums. Remember when
his lordship Obama declared that our premiums
would drop by $2,500 once Obamacare was
signed into law? I hate to break it to you, homey,
but the New York Times actually reported that
premiums are set to increase by double digits.
Double digits, son!”
Then stand ready with a box of Kleenex as the
fragile liberal fawn shatters before your very eyes.
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Ronald Reagan started his career as a Democrat before switching to the Republican Party. He remains one of America’s most beloved and popular presidents. As Lady Margaret Thatcher said, Reagan “won the Cold War without firing a single shot.”That last part—winning the Cold War over the Communist
former Soviet Union—is part of why liberals hate Reagan. After all, for decades, Leftists in America WORSHIPPED the Soviet Union. Then came along that big bully Reagan and took away their communist idols.But the other thing they hate about Reagan is that he ushered in the biggest peacetime economic expansion in American history by embracing, not rejecting, free market capitalism. He lowered the marginal tax rates and broke the shackles of regulation. The result: 18 million new jobs created during his two terms in office.In fact, after the Gipper slashed taxes (read: letting people keep the money they earned) and reduced onerous business regulations, America experienced the greatest slingshot of wealth in the history of humanity. As I pointed out in OBAMA ZOMBIES, the country’s net worth was $25 trillion in 1980 prior to Reagan, but a whopping $57 trillion in 2007 after Reagan’s policies set the tone for the decades to follow.As Ronald Reagan said, “the trouble with our liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant, it’s that so much of what they know just isn’t so.”True, true!
So if you want to send a liberal sprinting to their psychiatrist, mention the Gipper. Works like a charm.
MENTION RONALD REAGAN
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ASK LIBERALS WHY BARACK
OBAMA HATES BLACK PEOPLE
Rapper Kanye West said, “Bush doesn’t care
about black people.”
Well, if Bush didn’t care about black people
(he does, of course), then what in the world is
Barack Obama’s excuse?!
So ask liberals this question: “Why does Barack
Obama hate black people?”
After all, Barack Obama has done
more to destroy black Americans’
economic standing than any
president in the modern era.
And if you really want to make a
liberal cry like a little girl, pump
them full of these facts:
• According to CNN Money, under
Obama, black unemployment is double
that of whites
• According to the Chicago Sun Times, the
black middle class has been “decimated”
on Obama’s watch
• Black male unemployment under Barack
Obama has hit its highest level since 1972
• According to USA Today, black teen
unemployment stands staggeringly above
40%, ensuring that nearly half of an entire
generation of young people won’t have any
work experience to add to their resumes
when searching for a job
• The St. Louis Federal Reserve, according
to the Washington Post, revealed that
black households are having the toughest
time recovering in the Obama economy
• As the hardcore Leftist member
of the Congressional Black Caucus
Congresswoman Maxine Waters said,
“We’re getting tired, ya’ll! We’re
getting tired!... Our people are hurting!
The unemployment is unconscionable!
We don’t know what the strategy
is.” Later, Congresswoman Waters
pointed out that, under Obama,
the black community is experiencing
“Depression Era” unemployment
The avalanche of facts is undeniable. This
president is a disaster of epic proportions, and
it’s more than just a little ironic that the “first
black president” in American history has inflicted
the most catastrophic economic conditions on
black Americans since the Great Depression.
It’s sad and tragic. But it’s business as usual
for Democrats. After all, just go back and
re-read Tactic #2 and you’ll see that the
Democrat Party has been conning and using
black Americans for generations.
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OWN AND ENJOY GUNSLiberals hate the Second Amendment. They hate the idea that law-abiding citizens should have the right to protect themselves and their families. They hate that Americans value and fight for their Constitutional right to bear arms.
The way they see it, the world would be far better off if we just let criminals, rapists, and murderers be armed with guns purchased on the black market and we left law-abiding citizens defenseless, vulnerable, and stripped of their ability to protect themselves when gun-totting criminals break into their homes.Yep, those liberals sure are geniuses!
There are mountains and mountains of statistics that prove that guns make us safer, not less so. The information is easily accessible and voluminous. But if you really want to get under a liberals’ skin, instead of citing reams of numbers that liberals won’t understand, just say this:
“After church, our family had a lovely time firing our Glocks at the gun range. My daughter can hit a bull’s eye at 20 yards. I’m so proud of her. What a sweet family bonding time!”Church, straight marriage, guns, and parental pride in a daughter’s
marksmanship?Could there be a more toxic brew for a liberal? Lock and load, baby!
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Make money, work hard, spur capitalism, and
enjoy your life. Nothing—and I mean nothing—
will infuriate liberals more.
Creating wealth, and the opportunities for
others that capitalism fuels, is the best gift
you can give your fellow man, not some lame
AmeriCorps “please pay me to pretend to
work while I promote Lefty causes” gambit.
Put another way, what I’m saying is totally and
completely ignore Michelle “I’ve never been
proud of my country” Obama. On the campaign
trail in Ohio she urged young people to stay
away from evil corporate America:
We left corporate America, which is a lot of
what we’re asking young people to do. Don’t
go into corporate America. You know, become
teachers. Work for the community. Be social
workers. Be a nurse. Those are the careers
that we need, and we’re encouraging our young
people to do that. But if you make that choice,
as we did, to move out of the money-making
industry into the helping industry, then your
salaries respond.
Barack echoed the same anti-corporate
sentiments during his address to graduates
at Arizona State University, encouraging them
not to focus on “how much money you make
and how big your corner office is, whether you
have a fancy enough title or a nice enough car,”
which, Obama put it, would “compromise your
values, principles and commitments” to the larger
community. Instead, the Savior of Humanity
admonishes that students should make a
“commitment instead to doing what is meaningful
to you, what helps others, what makes a
difference in this world.” That expensive business
or engineering degree you worked hard to earn?
Shoot, bro, you need to toss that and trade it in for
a gig working at a nonprofit community outreach
center, says the Messiah:
Did you study business? Why not help our
struggling non-profits find better, more
effective ways to serve folks in need. Nursing?
Understaffed clinics and hospitals across this
country are desperate for your help. Education?
Teach in a high-need school; give a chance to
kids we can’t afford to give up on—prepare
them to compete for any job anywhere in the
world. Engineering? Help us lead a green
revolution, developing new sources of clean
energy that will power our economy and
preserve our planet.
Listen up. The most charitable thing you can
do, the most compassionate thing you can do,
is make a boatload of money. As conservative
writer P.J. O’Rourke said in an L.A. Times
article, “There’s nothing the matter with honest
moneymaking. Wealth is not a pizza, where
if I have too many slices you have to eat the
WORK HARD AND BE HAPPY
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Domino’s box. In a free society, with the rule of law and property rights, no one loses when someone else gets rich.” As O’Rourke notes, you’ll make more of a difference by the more money created. “Don’t chain yourself to a redwood tree. Instead, be a corporate lawyer and make $500,000 a year. No matter how much you cheat the IRS, you’ll still end up paying $100,000 in property, sales and excise taxes. That’s $100,000 to schools, sewers, roads, firefighters and police. You’ll be doing good for society. Does chaining yourself to a redwood tree do society $100,000 worth of good?” Only if you’re Al Gore, I suppose.
Look, not to burst idealistic bubbles and whatnot, but all the “we can change the world” mumbo jumbo we hear on commencement day is utopian and immature. Truly. It’s time liberals grow up. Capitalism is the most effective and compassionate system to work people out of poverty and provide real, sustainable jobs. I’d rather see a city served by some profit-driven capitalist pig who invests money in a community to open up a business for financial gain, thereby employing large swaths of people, than some smug, self-important college graduate who takes a job in the inner city to help the “poor” by joining some AmeriCorps or PeaceCorps job that is so unnecessary that it has to be propped up by taxpayer dollars. Seriously. Paying people to volunteer? Doesn’t that defeat the spirit of philanthropy? Please, spare us. We need rich folks, you liberal idiots! Who the hell do you think cuts
your paycheck?! Do you really want a poor boss? I don’t. I’d rather my paycheck not bounce so I can feed myself and, Lord willing, someday my family. As Adam Smith noted, “By pursuing his own interest [an individual] frequently promotes that of the society more effectually than when he really intends to promote it. I have never known much good done by those who affected to trade for the public good.”So if you REALLY want to make a liberal unravel, go get a job, work
your butt off, make mountains of money, smile, and be super happy. Do that, and the liberals you know will be apoplectic.
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Because I got nothing but love for you, here’s
a blistering bonus tactic that will also demolish
the delicate hearts of liberals everywhere:
Tell them that the poor don’t pay their fair
share. And that’s because, well, they don’t.
Liberals love to drone on and on about how
wealthy Americans are sailing around in their
yachts, clinking champagne glasses together,
and plotting how they can screw the poorest
amongst us. Heck, it doesn’t matter what the
conversation entails, liberals are fixated on
those who are financially successful.
Me: Did you see LeBron put up another triple
double? Dude’s a beast!
Standard lib response: OMG, Jason, did you
know LeBron chose Miami to avoid state
income taxes? He’s not paying his fair share!
Fascist pig!
In reality, the rich pay their fair share… and
then some.
As that notoriously right-wing news outlet
CNN Money reported, the “top 10 percent of
taxpayers paid over 70% of the total amount
collected in federal income taxes in 2010.”
I realize that Obama Zombies aren’t fond of
math, but let’s look at the above numbers
another way: The top one percent of income
earners paid an effective federal tax rate of 23
percent in 2010, while the bottom 50 percent,
according to the Tax Foundation, paid a meager
2 percent federal tax rate that same year. In
other words, the much-maligned “one percent”
paid a tax rate that was ten times higher than
half the country. And that doesn’t even take
into account the millions of people who, after
tax credits and welfare payments, receive more
money in government subsidies than they shell
out in taxes.
Yet somehow liberals still think the rich don’t
pay their fair share. Riiiiiiiiight. And Rosie
O’Donnell is America’s favorite stripper.
(Apologies for giving you that mental image. It
was mean of me.)
Sadly, there is a frighteningly high number
of people impoverished exactly because this
Obama economy has crushed them (Tactic
#1). Freedom-loving conservatives are the ones
who who want to use the proven vehicles of
capitalism and limited government to unleash
prosperity on everyone (Tactic # 4 & #7),
empowering Americans to drive in the HOV lane
on the income mobility highway. But liberals
want none of it. They’d rather saddle millions of
Americans with a life of poverty. Why? Because
when election year rolls around, liberals
promise an endless buffet of benefits all paid for
on the tab of – you guessed it – rich dudes.
BONUS!
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And once the Scrooge McDucks part ways with their treasures, we’re told, we’ll all be dancing on the streets of government-owned gold and eating FDA approved candy canes! Life will be glorious! Snort.
The reality is that liberals keep the myth of who pays and doesn’t pay taxes going because it’s a proven election year cudgel against their opponents. And, plus, they’re Statists and truly believe that all money is the government’s anyway.Honestly, I don’t care if poor folks are mailing in packages of
stale almonds to the IRS, they need skin in the game, just like the rich and middle class. Otherwise we’ll continue to get what we’re getting now: a growing acceptance of citizens who think that they are entitled to money they never earned. That mindset breeds dependency, envy, and laziness. And that, my friends, is not America.
So you want to make a liberal bawl like a baby? Tell them that the poor need to pay their fair share, and now you got the facts to prove it.
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OBAMA ZOMBIES
Uncovers the true, behind-
the-scenes story of the
methods and tactics the
Obama campaign unleashed
on youth culture. Through
personal interviews
and meticulous original
research, Mattera explains
why conservatism’s future
rests upon jolting the young masses from their
slumber, yanking out their earphones, and
sparking a countercultural conservative battle
against the rise of the ignorant Left.
The lesson from 2008 and 2012 are crystal
clear: When true conservatives run away,
Obama zombies come out to play.
Wake up an Obama Zombie before
it’s too late!
HOLLYWOOD HYPOCRITES
Slays the Left’s sacred
celebrity cows and teaches
Obama’s Tinseltown
foot soldiers their most
important lesson yet: No
longer can they attempt to
deny Americans the very
liberties they use to catapult
themselves to prosperity
and stardom.
In his trademark eye-opening, no-holds-barred,
and hilarious style, Mattera puts scores of
A-list celebrities, including Sting, Madonna,
Bono, Alec Baldwin, Matt Damon, Cameron
Diaz, Bruce Springsteen, and many, many more
under the microscope to analyze whether
they live by the same environmental, health,
anti-violence, civil rights, and other policy
prescriptions they seek to inflict on Americans.
What he uncovers will shock you.
DO YOU KNOW AN OBAMA ZOMBIE?
BUY THEM THE
BESTSELLERS THAT ARE WAKING
UP A GENERATION…
7 WAYS TO MAKE A LIBERAL CRY LIKE A LITTLE GIRL
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ABOUT JASON Jason Mattera is a two-time New York Times bestselling author, was the youngest editor of a national periodical, Human Events, and served as a broadcaster on the legendary 77 WABC in New York City.Mattera’s latest book HOLLYWOOD HYPOCRITES: THE
DEVASTATING TRUTH ABOUT OBAMA’S BIGGEST BACKERS (Simon & Schuster) landed on the New York Times bestseller list, creating widespread buzz. Mark Levin hailed Hollywood Hypocrites as “eye-popping, exhaustively, researched, and absolutely hilarious” and the late Andrew Breitbart called it a “barrage of body blows to Hollywood’s holier-than-thou limousine liberals.”In 2010, Mattera’s debut book, OBAMA ZOMBIES: HOW THE
LIBERAL MACHINE BRAINWASHED MY GENERATION (Simon & Schuster) landed at #14 on the New York Times bestseller list. Rush Limbaugh endorsed the book twice on air and dubbed Mattera an official “Rush baby.”Ann Coulter has crowned Mattera a “national treasure,” Michelle Malkin says his work is a “heat-seeking missile aimed at the Cult of Obama,” and Politico named him Washington D.C.’s “bad boy reporter.”
Mattera has appeared on virtually every major talk radio and television program, including: “The O’Reilly Factor,” “Hannity,” “Fox & Friends,” “Your World with Neil Cavuto,” “Imus,” “Varney & Co.,” C-SPAN, CNN, “The Mark Levin Show,” and hundreds more.When he’s not busy punking liberals, Jason enjoys eating organic
foods, recycling his trash, and watching reruns of “The League.”
7 WAYS TO MAKE A LIBERAL CRY LIKE A LITTLE GIRL