doin' it rong
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A micro-talk about pedantryby Nate Abele (@nateabele).
• Depreciation
• noun- a reduction in the value of an asset with the passage of time, due in particular to wear and tear.- decrease in the value of a currency relative to other currencies : depreciation leads to losses for nondollar-based investors | a currency depreciation.
• Deprecation
• noun- to express earnest disapproval of.- to urge reasons against; protest against (a scheme, purpose, etc.).- Archaic: to pray for deliverance from.
• Tenant
• nouna person who occupies land or property rented from a landlord.
• Tenet
• nouna principle or belief, esp. one of the main principles of a religion or philosophy : the tenets of classical liberalism.
“Don’t reinvent the f**king wheel;Use SPL (I’m looking at you, people
who write directory iterators).”- Elizabeth Marie Smith
“For all intensive purposes”
• Srsly, WTF?
• Do your purposes concentrate on a single subject?
• Are your purposes compressed into a short amount of time??
• Are you trying to give your purposes a lot of force or emphasis?!?
‘Intents’, it’s f**king ‘intents’
• Intents
•And
•Purposes
like camping!
F**king enunciate!i.e. “say or pronounce clearly”
• Alternate
• verboccur in turn repeatedly
• like zebra-striping table rows
• Alternative
• adjectiveoccur in turn repeatedly
• Synonymous with the other alternate (confusing!)
• But not that confusing, so f**king get it right!
• For example, an alternate route.
While we’re on the topic of routes...
It’s route, not root.
I don’t care if you’re Canadian.
Roots are the things at thebottoms of trees, and atthe top of your directory
structure.
Corollary: unlike root, a rutis what you get stuck in.
• Accept
• verbconsent to receive (a thing offered) : he accepted a pen as a present.
• Except
• prepositionnot including; other than : naked except for my socks | they work every day except Sunday.
Perl
Need I f**king say more?
• Morale
• nounthe confidence, enthusiasm, and discipline of a person or group at a particular time : their morale was high.
• Moral
• adjectiveconcerned with the principles of right and wrong behavior and the goodness or badness of human character
• Principle
• nouna fundamental truth or proposition that serves as the foundation for a system of belief or behavior or for a chain of reasoning : the basic principles of Christianity.
• Principal
• adjectivefirst in order of importance; main : the country's principal cities.
“Ajax is not s**t moving around on the screen.S**t moving around on the screen is DHTML.”
- Ed Finkler
Irregardless
‘Irregardless’ is not a f**king word!
See the red dots/squiggles thatappear under it when you type?
That’s not for no reason.
Maybe you’re thinking of ‘irrespective’?
“Go thou and sin no more.” *- Jesus
* Approximate translation from the original Aramaic.