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Theatre 101 - By Mr....Authored by Mr Christopher Max...

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ISBN-13: 9781532820069ISBN-10: 1532820062

Theater 101 By: Mr. Christopher Maxwell Thomas

Doctorate Degree holder of Theater from City, U

Seattle, Washington

The study of Theater is the study of everything. Here are several

parts to theater the first being, The superstition is of the

thesbians before they enter the stage left or right. We have a

right to have superstitions the reason is because we are

following the actors that followed us, they had broken legs and

fell into the orchestra pit. How often do these mistakes happen

truthfully not very but the stars aligned with the stars and the

universe. The stars the sun and the moon. The other thing about

being a playwright Is that we follow the one that wrote the script

we haven't yet surpassed the one that the blare witch came from

we never felt William, and yet he is the one, he wrote it I could

cheat or be inducted into the USA presidency. I haven't yet she

asked me why.

I have to let this out Vermillion slipknot lil Wayne is the truth.

Who is latterly correct here? When we discover the art of one

philosopher next to the other. Maybe Plato was above his tutor.

O I've heard this before I was in an acting class at msu. There's

lots of students there and we learned that the possibilities of

transforming… hah a clear thought memorizing this is my

testimony, I would allow that the bishop said but I am not

impressed.

The only other option of theater performance is something that

resembles the aspect of stage creation. This maybe strange to the

owner of this manual mainly because we don't use hammers by

the way this is not the antecedent of this text to respect the

craftsman but the opposite to respect Charles Darnay, he is the

playwright and he knows it.

Liar, The ones that were in here tonight were authors

lawyers physicians priests and kings. A couple of hours ago I

thought I saw William Shakespeare, he was tall. I frequented

this coffee shop several more times over the next few days, I had

wanted to meet Einstein but I fear that “e=mc2” was a lie. I

mean how else could Brian Greene have been there if the first

man was nothing but a bold faced liar. I had watched a lot of

Chicago in my younger years and I'd say that the movie was

both excellent and downright teachable in all of it's facets. There

have been several instances that man has come to these shows

trying to find a fortune fame and money money and fame, but

unteachable as they are they get loaded and fall down. They are

eloquently speaking a bizarre mathematics they are preaching no

church in the wild at there funerals they stand up. They misguide

and misinterpret, they sink within themselves. You know any

where on long island you can hear the train approaching the sun.

the sun was quite hot that night. I had whispered to her let's take

off on our own! What difference would it make anyways, we

could go somewhere else. Anywhere she wanted to go. I think

the weekend was upset about something he was sitting in a

strange position and because of that I guess I assumed he was in

pain, now keep in mind class that was located in Paris this

young girl said something that I just couldn't quite contemplate

what she was saying in her discombobulated way of torturing

me with her idiolect of french, you see I came from a different

part of America than her and she was African American, not that

theirs anything wrong with that, like I heard from the Real

World New Orleans he had stated the truth, which is if your gay

your gay, if your straight your straight. That's all I needed too

know. “So class as I was saying don't contemplate the class of

theater performance to be anything but too hard, because half of

you will never make it to the stage itself, instead you'll be stuck

holding hammers in your hands and a nail in the other, why

though o wise and purposeful one, I don't think I appreciate that

miss, aah….well get the fuck out anyway. My second and last

class of the day went well until a student came in with a gun, (In

one of my nominal worlds recollections I recall knowing the

men that perpetrated it, they wanted a blood orgy) this was no

exception cause I woke up in Brazil the next month with a

purple heart medallion on my base ball cap, temperamentally

this was acting offstage, and if I could go back and apologize to

my class about stagecraft I hadn't wanted to be ding shot that

was bullshit, anyways I gave all that up and turned my teaching

to Theater only. So here I was living in China again and

wondering why my wife always wanted to leave me and the

kids, the only reason I could think was. Don't throw so many

variables into the mix this way the future will be altogether

falsified to meet the next person and cause them to smile. This

could be invigorating or it could not be the message that was

found in my fortune cookie was wild, O and by the way the

person reading this is antiquated with mess and junctures.

Now there never had been one such as Micheal Phelps but the

truth is this, the sun is rising up, did you guys see how I got

there the tone of voice that I took was neither; simply this or that

it was fortune and fame.

That my friend is no problem of mine if I may say so myself

your tailored suit is Westminster baby? Is is not?” There is no

difference, there really is no difference, but thee is in my

phenomenal world. There is partly worlds, partly created and

pertly, to blame about that one thing we consider something else

we haven't even been there before but the arm any suits were

actually calling out as bad as something from the chair height

that entire time the fucking chair height, play the kit, and all will

be well.

Now the main reason behind this textbook is to teach acting both

in front of cameras and off cameras. This at times may seem to

be a daunting task but at the same time, forget, just forget about

them I mean if you must leave the classroom and go into Christ's

arms feel free the candy shop is still open. But those of you that

feel your OK then let's continue. That being said this is not a

class About the coming or leaving of our lord and savior but a

dictation of those that climbed mount Everest; we had made it,

and the rest of the class were already at the top of this

treacherous monster, but o to just behold it may have been the

exact reason we came here. Then again we haven’t journeyed

this far to give up, Micheal Jordan, Michael, played baseball.

The other thing that I would like to say in this text book is that

theater is the study of several different genres at the same time,

to be an actor is to be everything all at one time. The greatest

thing about acting is that you can be anything you please, the

opposite of the directions people take in the normal world of

jobs that they have. They can choose any occupation that they

want. They can be architects dry’s philanthropists, window

washers, they don't need to be anything that they don't want to

be. The cool thing as an actor is that they don't have to choose

just one occupation. For example there is a very famous

comedian in Great Brittan that on his own time is a dentist. This

may be what he prefers, but maybe he gets called for another

job, they would prefer for two years while on set or maybe

another job, depending on how they are feeling that day. I have

met a lot of different people in different occupations that choose

their paths, however there are tons of things to choose from, as

we read in other text books concerning this type of field acting,

we can easily deduct that acting is the greatest occupation In the

world because having that power to become anything you want

is very freeing. The way that she showed her love and affection

for the one that she married a long time ago, this was baffling to

her. It was almost as if the marriage that they had previously

consigned to have a long time ago was meant to be.

The greatest thing about acting may indeed surprise you because

it's not superstitions and its not occupations its simply this that

acting is hella fun. I once had a class in college that taught me to

act you must stretch before every rehearsal. The only other thing

is that you have to stay loose, loosy goosy is the only way to

make the audience and characteristics believe what the actor on

stage is saying, that and their past expressions towards

themselves and those that created themselves, IE teachers

philanthropists and doctors, and lastly lawyers. Another huge

lesson I was taught in college was that in order to have any say

In anything that you do related to acting must span from the

bible. The quick history lesson that I’ll give is that there once

were peasants and kings, now there is this thing we call

minimum wage. The bullshit thing about that is that the people

are subscribing towards 15.00 an hour to work for McDonald’s.

The cheerio thing to say about the history of theater is the

philosophers that taught the peasants because they could simply

not afford the bible, which is true but sad but true. Now class I

want all of you to think about the stipulations of memorizing the

lines that the playwright or I.E. author put into his or her script's.

And in reality I'm actually asking you to consider having your

lines unmemorized, and how foolish your career might begin to

be. Imagine spending $100,000 dollars on your own education

and then the first time you actually get to the stage and you

forget all of your lines or worse simply your very first line, and

the audience has already paid there share in gold to see you at

your finest and you choke, that would end your life altogether.

Now the stipulations are high there is always an ultimatum given

in anything not just Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting but also

in the career of washing dishes, that is percussively why theater

actors life’s are so precious, they have nothing IE Leonardo

DiCaprio, now class I only bring up the kings name for one wild

purpose. He always dies at the end. Or gets arrested. And this is

completely true. If we recall the words of bob we know that

“what the fuck is a celebrity” “I guess I must invest in the proper

form of protection.” that line alone stands alone, the realities are

baffling. I once watched a movie with my best friend Khoo,

where the main character was on a television show all about

families and then joined the life of a porn star, his motto became

“A day without sex is wasted.” and at the end the other main

character killed him with a gun. You see there are these things

that we call monsters and madness, the monsters represent

tyrannosaurus rec’s and the madness represents carnivorous.

One eats leaves the other eats others. To make a long story short

there are only two categories of study at any and all colleges,

they are theater and science, I swear to god theses are the only

two umbrellas of study to study. And I'd be hard pressed to be

convinced otherwise. The main thing though is to consider the

location and the topography of any and every stage, IE the

stagecraft’s, IE Home Depot.

Now as I earlier said those that could and did afford the

bible, were made into smart richly attired businessmen suit

wearing foes to the poor, obviously, and those that were born

latterly the other direction were simply killed after a long hard

lonely piece of shit existence. But that's all over now in the 21 st

century. Because of the 15 dollar minimum wage in America, so

that means that we are fucking doomed, these fast food workers

will get louder voices and the government will get softer

complainants against them.

Now the good thing is this the separation of church and

state is still in the Constitution. Why wouldn’t we stop these

tools from voting. Simple enough kind sir but have you ever

considered that face book is simply face book, IE telephone.

These bastards as you call them are winning the race of the

dumb ass game telephone. “The internet is written in ink.”

Thank you social network. The thing about my back is that its

located on my cock. I never get old and who's fault is that dad,

all you niggers die, why aren’t you dead? I asked myself while I

walked down Colfax, why aren’t these niggers dead, then I saw

something so beautiful that I had to let the bottle spin. She woke

up and looked ugly as hell, but I still looked past that nasty ass

shit, then I asked myself she's also kinda short can I look past

that? All theatre and I was still looking at those titties though,

and we lived happily ever after, the end,

For the love of country and god. That is what this text book is

trying to say. The love of heart and knowledge. Now class what

is the opposition to the needed supplies that undertake us, the

answer is Nietzsche. The way that he wrote was in opposition to

himself all the way around, and that is the study of theater. (if

your not an actor your nothing) Brad Pitt. The necessary aspects

needed for this course are as follows no I-pods the music is

written in the stars, the wind the trees there they all are.

Stagecraft bio hammers take out your dicks and nail in a nail.

Same dang thing.

I have not considered this topic until right now, the topic of

small and smart parts to the realm of performing on the stage,

and offstage. The differences are many when it comes to being

in front of an audience and a place where there is no cameras.

The feeling along with the superstitions are great. There is no

way that an actor that is not used to acting without an audience

could ever be the formation of such chair characteristics to

explain the one shot wonders that are personified in their

education. The prerequisites for the degree in theater is much

first you have to have the elements of per disposed classes IE:

English math geography, science and elements from the

periodical numbers.

There are sports that also require the same preparers, example

ice hockey, the athlete that try's ice hockey would first have to

learn how to inline skate, followed by ice skate, and then learn

how to dictate the puck with a hockey stick, and this goes on.

After the perceptional of the morning dew left the sky, I

followed her to her house she was an unseen beauty in my life

and she actually liked the way that I stalked her. After several

weeks of doing the same exact thing we were wed to be married.

The part of this text that this story relates to is the fact that

theater has every situation and outcome as this is necessary and

ultimately good for any scene that calls for that sort of character,

in the first place. For instance if the script calls for a lot of

commotion then the cast will be forbidden to have that

character, mainly because the music in any instance is by far the

greatest attribute to the theater realm. Also some directors get

these things wrong about the need for such char acters. In the

nominal world there are two kinds of acting namely, the hero

and the villain. The hero almost every time on the big screen,

except for the boy in the striped pajamas. And you'll find that

some history typed films will have the villein or the holy one die

towards the end. The situation is this I have to bear arms

correlated to the knife that the united states constitution gave to

me in my oath to the government and promised that I would give

my own life before that of my enemy distracts me from their

protection. I know this because I am a fucking vet OIF at that. I

once was in a ucd class on script writing that taught me if you

want to write scripts you have read the bible the bible teaches

any soul that the way to create scripts is to have the basics of the

founding religion in any paper. In the older days the character

were spin offs of Moses and his constituents. Perhaps the main

thing about studying theater is the fact that its only a small step

higher than philosophy. Philosophy Is the study of ancient facts

and ways of thinking, theater takes that shit and creates it into a

fucking play. Now now class calm down I don't think the author

of this work is trying to say join the KKK because they have

certain people that are famous among the philosophers of the

past, and just so you know the Aristotle Plateaus and Marcus

Aerialists are also prevalent in the realm of other teaching with

expertise contexts.

I must touch on the Great Gatsby with Leonardo DiCaprio to

help tell the students of this generation that there are several

huge things to contemplate the existence of a supreme being.

They have to be something like the ones that came before them

what the story is this is that we haven’t come in front of them

there outside and in the Ir resting places they have never been

seen, besides in famous peoples homes. There was another

movie that starred in the region of Germany that liked to

teach or be taught in every place that he attended he never had to

be one to be on top of there are those that paid for that, theater is

the study of music. The music as I had previously stated was the

forefront of the plays total registry. Without it we would have

neither batman Kevin Costner, heath ledger, or maybe it's jack

Nicholson. The truth is I just lied to you there is no famous

KKK followers there are just in the same origin of criminals in

Alcatraz, with sharks that surround their resting places.

Chapter two

acting offstage

to act offstage you have to be very vigilant. Now this is a quite

hard thing to accomplish, there are different categories to the off

stage actor,

First: famous not famous

Second: cameras not cameras

Third: and lastly audience

first well dwell on famous not famous, if you could imagine a

world where the small town was the only hiding place dwelling

place of both boys and girls there would be a huge correlation

between the two however there is not there simply is the

allegations that this man this woman has been in so and so to

prove their own existence they have to wear glasses.

I think of being famous as all together the harder part of acting

off stage as opposed to on. The gift if you would, of being not

famous is the practice of invisibility this would make any other

part of acting very simple because the indifference of

camouflage is to say the easiest way to be in cognition, now

class the term incognito is the greatest thing the devil tells his

disciples, he heeds them to hide, now I have been supper rich

and super poor, and I choose rich every fucking time. That's true

i heard it from Leo the shit hole bastard that he is. Anyhow, this

is the perfect part of the text for you bastards to take a chaw

break, smoke em if you've got em, at least that's what they told

us in the army.

Third and lastly audience if one is placed in the military in the

army per say there audience would be that of soldiers, and not

civilians,

now class personification is the art of being someone else. I can

tell you how this works face- book is a good place to begin. You

see there once was a song that came out in the early 1998's that

read I can change I can change, obtaining to changing how you

act in front of others, to be another person. The way to do that is

quite simple maybe its as simple as putting on a different pair of

glasses, the other is changing into another set of clothes, if the

first pair of clothes was seen by 15 people, the second set of

clothes will be seen by 30 to 35 people, maybe even more or

less. This is just to show that the costume is extremely necessary

the other day as I was waiting at the bus stop I found a young

lady that asked me for the time she had lots and lots of watches

around her wrists, I could tell his wasn’t just any young woman.

There was a time when I was younger that taught me the

differences between man and woman and my mom was the one

that taught me this special gift. The story goes like this

there was a climber and he had daunting task to perform he had

to make it to the top of a mountain to sign his name he hadn’t

been to the top of this particular mountain he had been to others,

and since the task was so undaunted he decided we would cheat

and take the other side of the mountain that was a lot less steep.

The steepness made a huge difference. I saved him possibly had

the map to his death. Now students the moral of the story is to

explain the catalyst on top was the fire that could be seen any

where in the state of Louisiana. The story may not have a happy

ending and neither does this one that man never made it to the

top and he froze to death. No matter what happened I sent

supplies and a helicopter to help the one that believed he

believed and the rest is extremely happy he stood at the top and

looked into the eyes of god. The fire warmed him and Christ

Jesus hugged and embraced both the narrator and the Austrian.

Chapter 3

This chapter Is dedicated to the ones that never graduated from

AIT they had so many ideas to becoming there parents parents

and their genealogy at the most I didn't know how but there is a

way to become NCAA qualified and its not just about the words

on paper, this dictates the sport of acting perfectible you see

there are main and not main characters, imagine theater ass this

great big society and any society has to have organization, there

are those that speak those that don't and those that created those

that do and don't perfect ally.

Producers directors and at the end authors have something so

astounding to show the audience that it is a crime to disengage,

disenfranchise the stage that holds the answers Michael Jackson,

no more was said.

I had friends that grew up in the 1940s.

The times of theater performance have changed in dramatic

ways. These ways are as follows, the stage now a days is that of

such exuberance that we allow the democratic way of the past,

you see in the past there was rules and regulations whether

pronounced by the owners of the stage were bad enough, we

also indoctrinated our subjects unto the ones that first created

them. Now a days the rules have all been decentralized. For one

the ones that are the authors of such works that have to take

several years to digest, are then allowing themselves to put it all

away for a certainly different aspect of the stage all together.

The clothing options of women in the past of the main frame

were way more modest than today, to give one subject if I may,

also the talk texts and personification of the characters on stage

are now almost as anything goes. This is a huge ethical concern

for many people that are illuminated under the sorcerer’s stone

so to speak of the classes they fill. They have to be able to let all

things go in order to win the audience, the ethical part of this

question is is this too much to call pg 13 or r for that matter. I

think the ones that are acquired in these small yet large changes

are not to blame but the ones to ask if this is correct. This also

ties into such actions as sex ting, and amid the grand necessities

of our children to learn and not just from you tube or face book.

I could go on for hours about this topic however I digress. As I

told a friend once that Woodstock was the entertainment of the

baby boomers, we simply do not have those main gods to

worship as far a not yet. As the kings and gods depart us we

have to look at our own subjects ie classmates to find truth.

Chapter four: is the Mormon religion, as a Mormon I know the

standards that they keep, as far as separation of church and state

we needn't personify its location to our educators teaching those

that came after us. You could just turn off for 50 years like a

little robot. Ceremony. As well as the job market was concerned

there were real jobs to be had amongst our parents, now you can

either create websites or you can't. The days of architecture,

genealogy, and construction have become obsolete, the USA is

built, and anyone that believes that are just plain stupid, you see

obscurity of the Dow Jones becomes more and more narrow

than it was back in the day. CLEVER is the word that needs to

be tattooed across the arms of every 18 year old and nineteen

year old in this country. There is a big difference between job

security and never weray, tenure, the big bang theory are

opposing the\re are others but I digress, who wants to build a

CEO’s power who wants to allow the ones at the top the chance

kick them down and down and down. There is jails

penitentiaries and double social security numbers that we give to

those that ever subscribed to the McDonald’s franchise. Believe

me I was a fry man for two days it sucked.

After the discovery is met there are many things any individual

may do there are lots and lots of others that can conclude the

topic.

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