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Page 1: Dilbert One Liner. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen

Dilbert One Liner

Page 2: Dilbert One Liner. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen

I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.

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A friend in need is a pest indeed.

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Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

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Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

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When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.

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Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

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Born free, taxed to death.

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Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

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Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

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The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.

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If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

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It’s not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

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I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.

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A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

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The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

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The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

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In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

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If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

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Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!

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Its not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

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I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

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The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

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Someday is not a day of the week.

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Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

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To Err is human; to forgive is not a Company policy.

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The road to success is always under construction.

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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or in love with someone

else.