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NOV 2007 | NARATTED BY Nick Pan [email protected] www.nickpan.com @nickpan D I G I T A L

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NOV 2007 | NARATTED BY

Nick [email protected]

@nickpan

D I G I T A L

BONUS CHAPTER“IGNITING REPUTATION”

Hello.Are you all from

a Digital Agency?

My name isHIRO

NICKAMURA.

I come from the future and I’ve got a message

for you all.

FIVE YEARSINTO THE FUTURE

VIRAL ASSURANCE LTDWOW DESIGN NETWORK

WEB WEB WEB GROUPOMG WORLDWIDE

NATIONAL TENDERTwo years in the future, the Government decided that web development in our country should be done more efficiently.

They decided to have a NATIONAL TENDER and to award all web projects in the country to the best company.

In the eyes of the Government, to met the development criteria was easy, good price was not key and deliver on time was common.

They had oneMAIN CRITERIA…

HEROES!!!

They want a company filled with

HEROES!

They awarded the NATIONAL TENDER

to the best company they could

find.Three years later the websites were in a

mess. The government found out… that company did not have true

HEROES.

The main ability the company had was…

BS!

I need your help.

But first…Does your

company have HEROES?

I will be needing

minimum three

HEROES.

One from the Project Team.One from the Creative Team.

One from the Technology Team.

From the Project Team…

Telepathy & Clairvoyance An ability to see into a clients mind and understand what he means by “ I want it easy to use”, and others such vaguerisms.

Need to be able to get into a client’s mind and find out what they want to do.

PersuasionAn ability to convince a client that he does not need a flash splash screen or pages of content that reads “Under Construction”.

More importantly to educate clients to know that the rates are very fair.

From the Creative Team…

PrecognitionAn ability to see into the future and anticipate new trends.

The ability to design what the client will eventually accept so as to skip the countless time wasting revisions.

InvulnerabilityEven when the style police start picking on the website, this ability stops looking at the negative criticisms and focus on the possible next steps.

From the Tech Team…

TechnopathyControl, configure & commission technological solutions with superb knowledge across all platforms.

Intuitive AptitudeAbility to analyse complex systems and intuitively understand how they work without special education or training.

I would like to tell you more, but I’ve got only 5 mins.

So I’ve got to quickly sum up what I have to

say…

S*#T!!

An company withmany HEROES

that have specialDEVELOPED

ABILITIES will havebetter work done…

With better work done, your company’s reputation WILL

improve…

ARE YOU A HERO?

Are you ready to develop your abilities to the

next level?? Our Future lies in your

hands!

But ask yourself…

THANK Y UNick Pan

[email protected]

@nickpan

CREDITSAll pictures credit to www.heroeswiki.com