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“Everything related to technology is having seizures today.” -Jennifer Smith, British Literature “When he puts up his head, he’s actually pretty smart.” -Aubrey ompson, U.S. History “e stapler broke my paper.” -Stephanie Micinski, college algebra “ey are better than new shoes because they’re on my face.” -Sarah Stromberg, newspaper “I just paper cut my face.” -Krista Tamplen, economics “Do I have gummy bear poopy on me?” -Jason Cochran, principalTRANSCRIPT
23TheJournalOctober2011
Eavesdrop
“How pretty I feel all of a sudden!” -Lance Morse, ! eatre II
“What are they chemically doing to this room?” -Teresa Powell, APUSH
“I can’t snort, what is wrong with me?” -Sarah Alling, band
“Is that a foreign exchange student?” -Arin Blaylock, lunch“No, it’s a ten year old.” -Cristin Morgan, lunch
“You need to go on a pen diet.” -Audrey Micinski, physics
“I feel like my vibrato is in a very Kristin Cenoweth mood today.” -Lacy Franklin, varsity choir
“Do I have gummy bear poopy on me?” -Jason Cochran, principal
“When he puts up his head, he’s actually pretty smart.” -Aubrey ! ompson, U.S. History
“Too many Chiefs...” -Della Stallard“...Not enough crackers.” -Ryan Inman, U.S. History
“Do we have an armless football player?” -Madeline Peña, newspaper
“I’m like bleu cheese. Sometimes people want me and then sometimes they hate me.” -Tyler Sirman, mock trial
“Who doesn’t prefer a magic show over bananas? -Holt Garner, mock trial
“! ey are better than new shoes because they’re on my face.” -Sarah Stromberg, newspaper
“I just paper cut my face.” -Krista Tamplen, economics
“I didn’t " nd any scissors, but I got these fruit snacks.” -Erin Patterson, passing period
“! e stapler broke my paper.” -Stephanie Micinski, college algebra
“Everything related to technology is having seizures today.” -Jennifer Smith, British Literature
“Lacy, give my sanity back to me.” -Natalie Neighbors, varsity choir
“! e insurance covers one toe at a time.” -Madeline Pena, newspaper
“Put the banana back on the sofa!” -Lance Morse, ! eatre II
“I don’t like big ripped women.” -Franklin Killen, US History
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“If your arabesque isn’t up to par, I’m going to tell.” -Cole Wendling, newspaper