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Ways to Deliver an Amazingly BORING Presentation #9

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  • Ways to Deliver an Amazingly

    BORINGPresentation

    #9

  • Namaste to the chairperson, namaste to the distinguished guests,

    namaste to you all, namaste to the people who invited me here

    to speak, namaste and namaste for all this who I

    couldnt mention.

    #1Start by following convention

  • Alright, let me take out this

    note - written by my secretary. The note is only

    around 30 pages therefore I request you to pay attention to every

    word.

    #2Start by reading out from a note

  • Hi everyone. Please forgive me. I

    didnt get enough time to prepare this one. In fact, I dont even know what Im going to talk about. Really

    sorry about that.

    #3Start by making apologies

  • #4Go one-way traffic

    Deliver your presentation without

    giving the audience any chance to interact. The effect is even greater if you slide-

    read or read your notes all the way.

  • #5Speak in a monotone

    Talk in a monotone, audience

    will feel a constant drone like buzz in their ears and

    will eventually lull into the sleep mode.

  • I mean you can sort of

    understand this you know concept of ummm

    equality between you know two genders is ummm

    never going to you know work.

    #6Use filler words

  • #7End by making excuses

    If you didnt understand my

    presentation, Im really sorry. I should have

    prepared for your level. I can happily email you

    the slides.

  • #8Ending with a Q&A

    Umm, what was your question? Let me go back to slide no. 52. Does that answer your

    question? I can read it again if you want me to. Hope

    that clears your query.

  • I know my time is up but I still have

    37 slides to go and 13 mins to rant. So dont

    sleep yet. Ill need your 30 more mins.

    #9End by exceeding the given time

  • following convention reading form note making apologies

    Start by

  • following convention reading form note making apologies

    Start by

    go one way traffic speak in monotone

    use filler words

    Middle

  • following convention reading form note making apologies

    Start by

    go one way traffic speak in monotone

    use filler words

    making excuses finishing with Q&A exceeding the time

    Middle End by

  • Follow those 9 tips and be amazingly boring!!!

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