Ways to Deliver an Amazingly

BORINGPresentation

#9

Namaste to the chairperson, namaste to the distinguished guests,

namaste to you all, namaste to the people who invited me here

to speak, namaste and namaste for all this who I

couldn’t mention.

#1Start by following convention

Alright, let me take out this

note - written by my secretary. The note is only

around 30 pages therefore I request you to pay attention to every

word.

#2Start by reading out from a note

Hi everyone. Please forgive me. I

didn’t get enough time to prepare this one. In fact, I don’t even know what I’m going to talk about. Really

sorry about that.

#3Start by making apologies

#4Go one-way traffic

Deliver your presentation without

giving the audience any chance to interact. The effect is even greater if you slide-

read or read your notes all the way.

#5Speak in a monotone

Talk in a monotone, audience

will feel a constant drone like buzz in their ears and

will eventually lull into the sleep mode.

I mean you can sort of

understand this you know concept of ummm

equality between you know two genders is ummm

never going to you know work.

#6Use filler words

#7End by making excuses

If you didn’t understand my

presentation, I’m really sorry. I should have

prepared for your level. I can happily email you

the slides.

#8Ending with a Q&A

Umm, what was your question? Let me go back to slide no. 52. Does that answer your

question? I can read it again if you want me to. Hope

that clears your query.

I know my time is up but I still have

37 slides to go and 13 mins to rant. So don’t

sleep yet. I’ll need your 30 more mins.

#9End by exceeding the given time

following convention reading form note making apologies

Start by

following convention reading form note making apologies

Start by

go one way traffic speak in monotone

use filler words

Middle

following convention reading form note making apologies

Start by

go one way traffic speak in monotone

use filler words

making excuses finishing with Q&A exceeding the time

Middle End by

Follow those 9 tips and be amazingly boring!!!

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