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Quervo Quervo JonesJonesHow it all began

The following individuals have been spotted The following individuals have been spotted by a Chinese satellite observing the by a Chinese satellite observing the

international Israely border somewhen in the international Israely border somewhen in the early 21early 21stst century century

DvestyDvesty

QuervoQuervo

ZvikowskiZvikowski

Little did the Chinese know that Little did the Chinese know that DvestyDvesty was was the infamous leader of a violent militia, the the infamous leader of a violent militia, the elite USSR-born-and-raised SPECOPS squad elite USSR-born-and-raised SPECOPS squad

mysteriously numbered “200mysteriously numbered “200””

A Top Secret file obtained from the Chinese A Top Secret file obtained from the Chinese intelligence agency back then classified intelligence agency back then classified

QuervoQuervo as “CHONG, 1 as “CHONG, 1stst Degree”. The Israelis Degree”. The Israelis managed to translate this asmanaged to translate this as……

צעיר פעורצעיר פעור

Unfortunately, all photographed material Unfortunately, all photographed material regarding regarding ZvikowskiZvikowski and and AmitAmit was was

deliberately destroyed when they decided to deliberately destroyed when they decided to join the Police Force. Only recent photos join the Police Force. Only recent photos

existexist..

And now, back to And now, back to the presentthe present

Quervo Quervo JonesJonesAnd the nasty shitter

Episode II:

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Team Quervo decides to pay a visit to the Shake-Team Quervo decides to pay a visit to the Shake-a-Mona beach, hoping to explore the rumours of a a-Mona beach, hoping to explore the rumours of a mysterious ground fertilizer working in the areamysterious ground fertilizer working in the area

As they arrive on the scene, As they arrive on the scene, Samurai Sabi instantly spots a Samurai Sabi instantly spots a pool of funny-smelling liquid. He pool of funny-smelling liquid. He decides to investigate. Quervo decides to investigate. Quervo chooses to poke it with a stickchooses to poke it with a stick..

It takes some closer observation to It takes some closer observation to understand it`s actually a pool of understand it`s actually a pool of water-shitwater-shit..

WaterpooWaterpoo??

YepYep

As his eyes rise from the pool, Quervo Jones seems to be As his eyes rise from the pool, Quervo Jones seems to be troubled by something. Samurai Sabi starts making strange troubled by something. Samurai Sabi starts making strange noisesnoises . .

HE`s been HE`s been herehere

Khhhh BL #% (Choking Khhhh BL #% (Choking Sounds) @$! KHH Sounds) @$! KHH

(Cough)(Cough)

Are you ok, Are you ok, matemate??KhKhhhKhKhhh……

NOOOONOOOO!!!!Step out of itStep out of it!!!!!!I feel.. I feel..

(Coughing)(Coughing)Like a drunk Like a drunk

CactusCactusOh noOh no..

That`s what I That`s what I was afraid ofwas afraid of……

((ChokingChoking))HuhHuh!!!?!!!?

Well, a man`s Well, a man`s gotta do what gotta do what a man`s gotta a man`s gotta

dodo..

NOOO… NOOO… QuervoQuervo!!!!

What are you What are you doingdoing!!?!!?

KHHKHKHHKHHKHKHH

Come here, Come here, boyboy..

BOOMBOOM

OUCHOUCH……

Oh, I see. It Oh, I see. It hurthurt!!!!!!

Did you feel it? Did you feel it?

So you did feel So you did feel it? it?

Ye, I didYe, I did……Why did you Why did you

do thatdo that!!?!!?I had to do it to I had to do it to save your lifesave your life

SHHH, incoming message SHHH, incoming message from the from the !!HeadquartersHeadquarters

Quervo and SabiQuervo and Sabi!!The armed and dangerous The armed and dangerous

Cactus Vodka Baron Dvesty has Cactus Vodka Baron Dvesty has been spotted in your area. He`s been spotted in your area. He`s

the one to blame for the the one to blame for the fertilizer poolsfertilizer pools..

Get him while he`s still there! Get him while he`s still there! You must stop this mastermind You must stop this mastermind

criminal, or we will all drink criminal, or we will all drink cactus vodka for the rest of our cactus vodka for the rest of our

liveslives!!

In the meantime, not far awayIn the meantime, not far away … …

Wait a minute,I Wait a minute,I know that know that

smell!!! It`s smell!!! It`s Dvesty! He`s Dvesty! He`s

near, and he`s near, and he`s BLAZINBLAZIN!!

Run, Sabi, RunRun, Sabi, Run!!We gonna get himWe gonna get him! !

As they run, Sabi falls into As they run, Sabi falls into Dvesty`s shit trapDvesty`s shit trap . .

I got you, buddyI got you, buddy!!!!

It`s ok, you almost didn’t It`s ok, you almost didn’t touch this shittouch this shit

ALMOSTALMOST!!!?!!!?

HELP MEEEEHELP MEEEE!!!!!!

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!So long, suckersSo long, suckers!!

Enjoy the waterpooEnjoy the waterpoo!!Soon this entire beach will Soon this entire beach will

be overgrown by my be overgrown by my special extra-strong special extra-strong

fertilized vodka cactusesfertilized vodka cactuses ! !HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

You lose again, QuervoYou lose again, Quervo!!You lose againYou lose again!!

Damn. He has escaped me Damn. He has escaped me once againonce again . .

Dvesty... I respect you, yet I Dvesty... I respect you, yet I despise youdespise you!!

Cactus vodka my assCactus vodka my ass......I`m gonna get you one day, I`m gonna get you one day, you sneaky ol` dirty bastardyou sneaky ol` dirty bastard!!I`m gonna get you and I`m I`m gonna get you and I`m

gonna gun you downgonna gun you down..Soon, DvestySoon, Dvesty..

Very SoonVery Soon......

The EndThe End