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  • 8/11/2019 Daily Prophet Azkaban Escape

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    FIRST-SECOND EDITIONNo 965590 - London - UK

    TODAY in Scorpio Letters or vibes to the editor shouldbe sent only by owl post and with aclear mind to The Daily Prophet - UK

    lbus Dumbledore, eccentric of head of S chool of Witchcraft and Wizardry, has never been afraid t staff appointments, writes Rita Skeeter, Special Correspondent. In September of this year, he hired Moody, the notoriously jinx- happy ex-Auror, to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts, a decision th raised eyebrows at the Ministry of Magic, given Moodys well-known habit of attacking anybody w movement in his presence. Kyle Mad-Eye Moody, however, looks responsible and kindly when se human his employs to teach Care of Magical Creatures. Kyle, who admits to being expelled from H year has enjoyed the position of gamekeeper at the school ever since, a job secured for him by he. L his mysterious influence over the headmaster to secure the etaoin shrdlu additional post of Care of teacher, over the heads of many better- qualified candidates. An alarmingly large and ferocious-loo has been using his newfound authority to terrify the students in his care with a succession of horrific turns a blind eye, Eduardo has maimed several pupils during a series of lessons that many admit to b I was attacked by a hippogriff, and my friend Vincent Crabbe got a bad bite off a flobberworm, s fourth-year student. We all hate Hagrid, but were just too scared to say anything. Hagrid has no inte his campaign of intimidation, however. In conversation with a Daily Prophet reporter last month, h creatures he has dubbed Blast-Ended Skrewts, highly dangerous crosses between manti-cores and fi of new breeds of magical creature is, of course, an activity usually closely observed by the Depart shrdlu Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures. Eduardo, however, considers himself to be a restrictions. I was just having some fun, he says, before hastily changing the subject. As if this we Daily Prophet has now unearthed evidence that Eduardo is not as he has always pretended a pure-b not, in fact, even pure human. His mother, we can exclusively reveal, is none other than the giantes whereabouts are currently unknown. Bloodt hirsty and brutal, the giants brought themselves to the point of extinction by warring amongst themselves during the la st century. The handful that remained joined the ranks of He-Who-Must- Not-Be-Named, and were responsible for some of the worst mass Muggle killings of his reign of many of the giants who served He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named were killed by Aurors working agains Side, Kyle was not among them. It is possible she escaped to one of the giant communities still e mountain ranges. If his antics during Care of Magical Creatures lessons are any guide, however, F appears to have inherited her brutal nature. In a bizarre twist, he is reputed to have developed a clos boy who brought around You-Know-Whos fall from power - thereby driving his own mother, like t Know- Whos supporters, into hiding. Perhaps his is dlu unaware of the un- pleasant truth about his but he surely has a duty to ensure that him, along with his fellow students, is warned about the dan with part-giants. Albus Dumbledore, eccentric Head-master of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and never been afraid to make controversial staff appointments, writes Rita Skeeter, Special Correspond this year, he hired Kyle Mad-Eye Moody, the notoriously jinx- happy ex-Auror, to teach Defense A

    EXCLUSIVE

    AZKABAN

    FROMMASS BREAKOUT

    the part-human his employs to teach Care of Magical Creatures. Kyle, who admits to being expelled fromHogwarts in his third year has enjoyed the position of gamekeeper at the school ever s ince, a job secured for him by he. Last year, however, heused his mysterious influence over the headmaster to secure the etaoin shrdlu additional post of Care of Magical Creatures teacher, over the heads of

    Dark rts, a decision that caused many raised eyebrows at the Ministr y of Magic, given Moodys well-known habit of attacking anybody who makes a sudden movement in his presence. Kyle Mad-Eye Mood y, however, looks responsible and kindly when set beside

    B EVIGILANT!

    many better- qualified candidates. An alarmingly large and ferocious- looking man, Eduardo has been using his newfound authority to terrify the students in his care with a succession of horrific creatures. While him turns a blind eye, Eduardo has maimed several pupils during a series of lessons that many admit to being very frightening. I was attacked by a hippogriff, and my friend Vincent

    Crabbe got a bad bite off a flobberworm, says Ma student. We all hate Hagrid, but were just too scared has no intention of ceasing his campaign of intim

    conversation with a Daily Prophet reporter last month, he admitted breeding creatures he has dubbedSCRUTINYUNDER

    Blast-Ended Skrew dangerous crosses b and fire-crabs. The breeds of magical course, an activity observed by the De etaoin shrdlu Regul of Magical Creatur however, considers such petty restrictio having some fun, h hastily changing the this were not enou Prophet has now un that Eduardo is not pretended a pure-blo not, in fact, even pu mother, we can exc none other than t Fridwulfa, whose currently unknown. brutal, the giants br to the point of extin amongst themselves century. The handfu joined the ranks of Must-Not-Be-Name were responsible for mass Muggle killing terror. While many o served He-Who-M Be- Named were ki working against the was not among them she escaped to one communities still ex mountain ranges. If Care of Magical Cr are any guide, howe son appears to hav brutal nature. In a b is reputed to have d friendship with the around You-Know-W power - thereby dr mother, like the rest Whos supporters, Perhaps his is dlu uun- pleasant truth ab friend - but he surel ensure that him, alon students, is warned of associating with Albus Dumbledore, master of Hogwart Witchcraft and Wiz been afraid to mak staff appointments, Skeeter, Special Co

    ESCAPEFull Report

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