Crackin’ Yer Dome

A “Get Well” story commemoratingyour Lost-Time Accident

Lots of people fall down and crack theirdomes . . .

Urgh!

Dude, you lost yershoe!

Uhh . . . there’s a que.So . . .

Jayzus Christ helpmeh Lawd!

Skiers fall when they try to ski downstairs . . .

I’m ok!

Skinny models fall when they walk inbig heels on their little stick legs . . .

Hey, can Itouch your

boob?Fatty!

Go, goGumbyArm!

Even Presidents fall . . .

Gerald Ford

George W. Bush

Fidel Castro

Ronald ReaganShit!

Shit!

Mierda!

Shit!

It hurts when you crack yer dome.Apparently . . .

You get to go to the hospital when youcrack yer dome . . .

Hi, I’m Dr. Dude and I’mhere to overcharge you forroutine medical proceduresso I can afford my luxury

condo. Now, pleaseremove your pants so I can

take your temperature,rectally.

I like pie . . .

They perform advanced, state-of-the-artmedical procedures to cure you . . .

Lame!

But when you go home, you getawesome new stuff to wear . . .

Don’cha wishyour girlfriend

was hot like me?

Super. Fucking.Lame!

And you get to hang around at home for a fewdays to make sure your brain isn’t broken . . .

Patrick! Fetch me theremote!

And eventually, you get to go back towork.

Creepy sexual harassment in 3, 2, 1 . . .

Meh . . .

This one has nothing to do with falling, itwas just funny . . .

Get Well Soon!