CORPORATE DOWNSIZE And brother went down to Mexico where they butchered her in a sex change operationAnd she wants you to send her four hundred dollars air fare so she can get back homeSo you re still looking for family love, oh, but the gas tank is still half fullBut you worry you have no ethnic distinction, white middle class extinctionCapital gains and the interest rate, and Jo-Nelles missed her period againCant afford to replace the old car, cant afford not to driveKeep the emergency kit close at hand, dont forget to pack extra underwearThere are some things that can even get through to suburbiaChain-link fence-security guard-high-tech-surveillance camerasStrip mall convenience, have your credit card handy30-days same as cash, no credit check, no payment till MarchAnd when you need personal finance management counseling,Call Will Dunn, P.C. expert in personal bankruptcyThe call is free, so what are you waiting for?You can always keep your country club membership and go play a fewHoles of golf when you need a break from the craziness Pristine lush greenness will lull away your anxietiesthe corporation is my shepherd I shall direly wantIt maketh me lie down with strange bed partnersThe mutual funds and stock options shall surely comfort mePeace of mind and profit shall accompany me all the daysOf my lifeon that lush green golf courseEase your fears from thinking about that middle management purgeAs you slowly see in your minds eye pin-striped, wing-tippedSacrificial lambs being slaughtered: all those wooly-bloody little lambies bleating,Bleating, bleating for extensions on health care for their children who have had to leave private schools and take part-time jobs selling plastic shoes to locals down at the mall on Saturday afternoonsWinter 1994