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Miles asafo-adjei ‘13CommunicationNashville, TNMiles’ big smile will put any girl at ease! Upon meeting him, I was completely com-fortable and taken aback by his laid back demean-or. He describes himself as “kind, intelligent and empa-thetic” and is so right, yet fails to mention how hard he works! But this stud is graduating this May, so get him while he’s hot. His per-sonality, charm and hon-esty are inescapable, and who wouldn’t want to stare at those dimples for hours? He’s looking for a girl to make him laugh, someone to talk to and someone that can ride along with his crazy schedule. This tall glass of wine comes with ready hands (he balanced a basketball on them), food appreciation (Chicken Al-fredo, anyone?) and a love of lemonade! Feast your eyes! yWhat kind of character would you be if you were on a reality show?

“Maybe I’ll be the guy who is too nice so somewhere in the show I will blow up and no one would ever see it coming.”

When is the last time that you cried?

“I cried last night, you know, I’m a senior and it being our last game made it very emotional.”

Ryan Bender ‘14Biological engineeringPittsburgh, NYThis blue eyed package comes complete with coffee roasting skills, wine and beer making skills and a love of cooking! Try to see if you can look into his eyes and not fall in love with him! His energy and sense of humor mask his hard working bio-engineering self, but don’t forget that he has the brains behind the beauty! He’s not afraid of daredevil living or of admitting that he admires Brad Pitt’s body. That’s some real honesty. y

“My favorite body part is the whole face part.

All together, the whole thing

together.”

Who’s your celebrity crush?

“Historically, Natalie Portman. She has like published psychology papers, she’s legitimate and people don’t even realize that. I have appreciated some of the attention Jennifer Lawrence has gotten recently.”

What’s your idea of a perfect date?

“Ithaca’s nice because it has a lot of nice outdoorsy places. So, go somewhere nice, have a good picnic, wine and cheese and everything. Hang out and go for a walk during the day, see a movie. Hopefully a thoughtful movie that throws you for a loop.”

What are the top 3 qualities you look for in a girl?

“Independent enough to do her own thing. She doesn’t have to be funny but if she appreciated my humor that would be great! I want somebody who’s driven. Somebody who can talk.”

Alec berin ‘15Industrial & labor relationsCHicago, IL

Alec Berin may be the sweetest hipster you’ll ever meet. So sweet, in fact, that I couldn’t help but for-give this glasses-wearing, hair-styl-ing munchkin when he texted mo-ments before his interview, “Being the diva I am, I’m running like 10 mins late but will see you soon!” He called himself a diva! How cute is that? This self-deprecating qual-ity of Alec’s—although completely unfounded—is super endearing. He’ll have you laughing in sec-onds by joking about how he hates his butt (it’s “way too small,” he ȶÎÈ~�� ÄÇ� ¶·ÄÊÉ� ½ÄÌ�½¾È� IJÇÈÉ� À¾ÈÈ�wasn’t until his senior year in high school (aww!). But don’t be fooled, Alec is insanely cool. He’s really into the underground music scene, listens to jazz when he exercises, and really knows how to rock a pair of spectacles. And even though he may not have perfect vision, he knows he’s looking for love! y

Name: Alec BerinHometown: Chicago, ILYear: 2015Major: ILRCampus Involvement: Vice President of Sigma Phi Epsilon; Kappa Alpha Pi; Concert Commission

Alec’s Inquisition:-Who is your celebrity crush?“Natalie Portman, without a doubt. Harvard, Jewish—Everything I could ever want.”-Why are you single right now?“It’s mostly I didn’t know what I was looking for before more recently… I was very late to the romance game.”-How would you describe your relationship with your mother?“She’s one of the most important people in my life. I call her everyday. And when I don’t, I feel bad”

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“I’m a really weird person… maybe that’s why I’m the bachelor portion of Cornelligible”

“!e "rst thing I notice are the eyes. I love good eyes.”Who’s your celebrity crush?

“Natalie Portman, without a doubt. Harvard, Jewish—Everything I could ever want.”

Why are you single right now?

“I didn’t know what I was looking for until recently… I was very late to the romance game.”

Trevor Burns ‘14Applied econ. & managementToronto, OntarioThis bachelor is a dynamic and personable person! Yes, that is what is on his Linke-¹�Ã� ÅÇÄIJÁº�� ·ÊÉ� ¾ÉĩÈ� ¸ÄÂ-pletely true. From heading the Music Department at Slope Media to engaging in Greek life, there isn’t some-thing this beautiful man isn’t involved with! Canadi-an to the core, he loves El-isha Cuthbert and can look sexy in any weather! Just imagine him in one of those trendy jackets from a thrift shop! Ladies, he’s only a junior and that means that you guys get a whole year to try to win his heart! If you’re looking for someone who knows all the charac-ters from Desperate House-wives, but isn’t afraid to eat fried tarantulas, this man is for you! y

Who’s your guy crush?

Johnny Depp for his accessories. Jeff Corwin from the Jeff Corwin Experience, he’s like Bear Grylls with a sense of humor.

Where’s the weirdest place you’ve hooked

up at Cornell?

“Kroch library. Get it?”

What’s your idea of a perfect date?

“We’re gonna start early evening in a dive bar, and we’re both gonna be looking pretty swanky. I’m slowly gonna start opening up about things that I usually never tell people, but somehow you get it out of me. We end the night with me kissing you on your doorstep and me hoping you’ll call me for the next time.”

Vincent cusma ‘13Hotel administrationCanton, OH

If Taylor Swift wrote a song about your

relationship, what would it

be called?

“I Made a Mistake With A Ginger”

As the one-and-only ginger Cor-nelligible Bachelor, Vincent Cus-ma is without a doubt a standout guy. Not only is he physically the hot version of Ron Weasley, but he’s also got some magic of his own. Any girl would be lucky to sit down with Vincent to engage in some witty repartee—and not to mention, stare at this piece of man-candy at the same time. He’s so hilarious, well-spoken, and genuine that it’ll probably be the best conversation of your life. Safe to say we’re pretty obsessed with him—and you should be too. So what are you doing still reading this? Go out, and get you some Vincent Cusma! y

Who’s your celebrity crush over 40?

“Maybe Betty White. I feel like she’d be pretty badass.”

How can a girl win your heart?

“I mean, how do I win her heart? If she’s, like, doing her thing, I’ll pursue her.”

Why do you like singing?

“It’s a way for me to just enjoy myself. Certain songs make you feel good, and think of certain things.”

Tim jalbert ‘16NeuroBiologyBristol, CTTim Jalbert is basically Troy Bolton from High School Musical. He sings, he dances, and he plays ball. Oh yeah, and how could we forget, he has Zac Efron’s good looks. AND, in addition to these Disney-hero qualities, Tim is a genuine sweet-heart. He’s a protective older brother to two sis-ters, and his kindness ac-tually makes our hearts melt. If you want to win his heart, ask him how much he bench presses – he may just lift you into his arms to show you just how strong he is. So get your head in the game, and set your sights on Tim Jalbert. y

What song did you sing in the shower

last?

“‘She Will Be Loved’ by Maroon 5. I’m not even

lying.”

What were you like in high school?

“I don’t want to say I was the typical jock. Nobody ever knew I sang. People found out senior year that I sang. I was just like the sports guy, and people ¹ºIJþɺÁÎ�ɽÄʼ½É�Ä»�º�¶È�the nice guy. And I found out nice guys don’t always IJþȽ�Á¶ÈÉ�ħ

John Mueller ‘13PsychologyBelmar, NJWhether he’s singing in a Last Call concert, or running an SA meeting John Mueller is an ¶ÁÁ�¶ÇÄÊù� ÈÉʹ� ÂÊ»IJÃ�� � �ºĩÈ�smart, talented, funny, and oh-so cute. Oh yeah, and he’s casually working for Teach for America after he graduates this spring. Just changing the world, you know? We don’t un-derstand how he’s single, but we do know he’d be an amaz-ing boyfriend. He’ll quote ev-ery line from 10 Things I Hate About You with you, he’ll take you out for sushi, and if you’re lucky, he’ll even serenade you. The man’s basically perfect—super Cornelligible, you might say. Win his amazing heart by cooking him a good meal, and then we promise he’ll be your IJÇÈÉ� ¸¶ÁÁ� ¾Ã� ɽº� ÂÄÇþü� ¶Ã¹�your Last Call at night! y

What are the top three qualities that you look for in a significant other?

Ħ�ºIJþɺÁÎ��ÈĺÄú�who is funny. I think I have evaluated that I subconsciously like women in power…someone who knows what she wants. And a nice smile, I think. So, Sarah Roger.”

What is the most embarrassing thingyou are willing toadmit about yourself?

“I worked at a historic village, kind of like Williamsburg, from when I was nine pretty much until I came here…I dressed up.”

When was the last time that you cried?

“Probably something Last Call related. I’m very much known as the guy who, something swells up inside of me, and I will shed a tear in the name of brotherhood and song.”

“The last time I took a girl on a

date, she went and wrote an op-ed

about it.”

Stephen Pennings ‘15Agricultural SciencesWarwick, NY

Calling all damsels in distress! If you dream of being rescued from a burning building by a ½ÊÃÀÎ�IJǺ¶Ã��¨ÉºÅ½ºÃ�¥ºÃþüÈ�¾È�ɽº�¶Ã�for you! Seriously though, we wouldn’t mind being swooped into his arms—or going for a ride with him in his pick-up truck. Stephen’s the kind of guy who you can have fun with no matter what. He’s silly, genuine, and did we mention, HE’S A VOLUNTEER FIREFIGHTER! So if you think you have a burning desire to meet him, buy him a glass of hard cider (his new favorite drink), and ask him about grow-ing up on the apple orchard. And maybe one day this man in uniform will be all yours! y

What’s your idea of a perfect date?

“Probably some sort of quad or snow mobile ride—depends on the time of year. Then we’d stop at some nice vista with a valley where I live. We’d have a few drinks, and then, uh, I don’t fool around…”

What’s your best pick-up line?

“Making eye contact is always nice…then you walk over in slow motion…and start some conversation, like, ‘how’s the weather?’”

What part of your body is your favorite?

“My cowlick. It’s a pain in the ass, but it’s always been with me. And when I was in second and third grade, girls loved it!”

What feature do you notice first In a girl?

“Boobs.”

Gabe Salvatierra ‘15ArchitectureSan Diego, CA

Gabe is a California B-A-B-E. Hailing from San Diego, he brings the heat to Ithaca. His endearing awkwardness will literally melt your heart, yet his chill personality will put you at ease. When he’s not building beautiful models of the skyscrapers of our future, Gabe is busy perfecting his skills as a DJ. So, yes, lucky for you, this edgy archie does make it out of studio--and he wants to spend his free time ̾ɽ�ÎÄÊv���»�ÎÄÊ�IJù�ɽ¾È��¶Á-ifornia dude undeniable, share some good conversation and some Carne Asada fries (his favorite!). Be the architect of an amazing romance! y

If you had to be on a reality TV show, which one would it be?

“Is there a guys version of Bad Girls Club?”

What’s your idea of a perfect date?

“Live music is always a good option. It’s nice to be able to dance with who you’re with.”

“I like what I do with my hands, I’m an architect and those are

my tools.”

Henry Staley ‘16Philosophy, HistoryPiedmont, CA

Henry Staley has the literary mind of F. Scott Fitzgerald and the dashing good looks of Ryan Gosling. Interested yet? Who are we kidding? Of course you are! But be prepared for a challenge, because this hunky intellect sometimes prefers to shy away from the spotlight. A self described “dreamer,” Henry would rath-er spend his time reading than raging. So, yeah, he’s more than just a pretty face with a luscious head of hair. He is smart and he is deep. And if you have a proclivity for profound conversation and guys who look hot in sweater vests, Henry Staley is the man for you. y

What’s your best pick-up line?

“I don’t believe in pick-up lines. Pick-up lines are for scumbags.”

Would you date Taylor Swift?

“It would be an honor.”

How can a girl win your heart?

“Usually it’s the other way around. I have to win theirs. I guess I try to be myself as much as possible.”

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