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Page 1: Confessions of a Cowdog · 2017-12-07 · The most successful writer, though, might be John Erickson, creator of the Hank the Cowdog series of books and tapes. A Harvard Divinity

T h e C a t t l e m a n M a g a z i n eJ u n e 1 9 8 1 I s s u e

CONFESSIONSOF A COWDOG:

PARTS I & II

H a n k ' s v e r y f i r s ta p p e a r a n c e i n p r i n t !R e p r i n t e d h e r e w i t h

p e r m i s s i o n f r o m" T h e C a t t l e m a n "

M a g a z i n e

b y J o h n R . E r i c k s o n

Page 2: Confessions of a Cowdog · 2017-12-07 · The most successful writer, though, might be John Erickson, creator of the Hank the Cowdog series of books and tapes. A Harvard Divinity
Page 3: Confessions of a Cowdog · 2017-12-07 · The most successful writer, though, might be John Erickson, creator of the Hank the Cowdog series of books and tapes. A Harvard Divinity
Page 4: Confessions of a Cowdog · 2017-12-07 · The most successful writer, though, might be John Erickson, creator of the Hank the Cowdog series of books and tapes. A Harvard Divinity
Page 5: Confessions of a Cowdog · 2017-12-07 · The most successful writer, though, might be John Erickson, creator of the Hank the Cowdog series of books and tapes. A Harvard Divinity
Page 6: Confessions of a Cowdog · 2017-12-07 · The most successful writer, though, might be John Erickson, creator of the Hank the Cowdog series of books and tapes. A Harvard Divinity
Page 7: Confessions of a Cowdog · 2017-12-07 · The most successful writer, though, might be John Erickson, creator of the Hank the Cowdog series of books and tapes. A Harvard Divinity
Page 8: Confessions of a Cowdog · 2017-12-07 · The most successful writer, though, might be John Erickson, creator of the Hank the Cowdog series of books and tapes. A Harvard Divinity

E x c e r p t f r o m C h a p t e r 3 o f " S t o r y C r a f t :R e f l e c t i o n s o n F a i t h , C u l t u r e & W r i t i n g f r o m t h eA u t h o r o f H a n k t h e C o w d o g " b y J o h n R . E r i c k s o n

"HANK THE COWDOG: A BRIEF HISTORY"

. . . " A f t e r y e a r s o f t r i a l a n d e r r o r , I f i n a l l y b e g a n i m i t a t i n g t h e o r a lt r a d i t i o n o f s t o r y t e l l i n g u s e d b y c o w b o y s a n d r a n c h p e o p l e i n t h eP a n h a n d l e . I t w a s t h e s i m p l e , u n a d o r n e d a p p r o a c h t o l a n g u a g e m y m o t h e rh a d u s e d i n h e r s t o r y t e l l i n g , l a n g u a g e t h a t c r a c k l e d w i t h s l y w i t , s u b t l e t y ,a n d i m a g i n a t i v e w a y s o f p u t t i n g w o r d s t o g e t h e r .

I l i k e d t h e w a y c o u n t r y p e o p l e t o l d s t o r i e s , a n d a f t e r w e a r i n g t h i sc o s t u m e f o r a w h i l e , I d i s c o v e r e d t h a t I w a s n o l o n g e r t r y i n g o n c l o t h e s . T h e c o s t u m e h a d b e c o m e m y s k i n . I t w a s m e , a n d I f o u n d a n o u t l e t f o rm y s t o r i e s i n l i v e s t o c k p u b l i c a t i o n s : L i v e s t o c k W e e k l y , T h e C a t t l e m a n , a n dW e s t e r n H o r s e m a n .

A l l o f t h i s a p p r e n t i c e w o r k c a m e t o g e t h e r i n t h e w i n t e r o f 1 9 8 1 . I w a sw o r k i n g a s a c o w b o y o n t h e L Z R a n c h s o u t h o f P e r r y t o n , a n d r i s i n g e a r l y( 4 : 3 0 o r 5 : 0 0 a . m . ) t o d o m y w r i t i n g . I b e g a n w o r k i n g o n a s e r i e s o f s h o r th u m o r o u s p i e c e s f o r T h e C a t t l e m a n m a g a z i n e , a b o u t m y e x p e r i e n c e s i n t h ec o w b o y t r a d e . I n e e d e d t w e l v e o f t h e m a n d w r o t e t h e m a s f a s t a s I c o u l d . I t n e v e r o c c u r r e d t o m e t h a t t h e y m i g h t b e g o o d . M y o n l y t h o u g h t w a st h a t w e n e e d e d m o n e y t o p a y f o r b a b y c l o t h e s a n d d o c t o r b i l l s .

A f t e r t u r n i n g o u t s i x o r s e v e n p i e c e s a b o u t m y c o w b o y w o r k , I r a n o u t o fi d e a s a n d t h o u g h t t h a t i t m i g h t b e f u n t o w r i t e a s t o r y f r o m t h e p o i n t o fv i e w o f a r a n c h d o g . I w a s n ’ t s u r e I c o u l d g e t b y w i t h t h i s , b e c a u s e T h eC a t t l e m a n d i d n ’ t p u b l i s h f i c t i o n . N e v e r t h e l e s s , I t o o k a r u n a t i t a n dc h o s e a d o g n a m e d H a n k a s t h e n a r r a t o r .

I h a d k n o w n a n A u s t r a l i a n s h e p h e r d d o g n a m e d H a n k w h o l i v e d o n a r a n c hi n O k l a h o m a , a n d h e h a d b e e n t y p i c a l o f m o s t o f t h e d o g s I h a d g r o w n u pw i t h : s i n c e r e , g o o d h e a r t e d , a n d b y h u m a n r e c k o n i n g , n o t v e r y s m a r t . P o o r o l d H a n k w a s a l w a y s i n t r o u b l e b u t n e v e r u n d e r s t o o d w h y .

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D r o v e r , a n o t h e r c h a r a c t e r i n t h e f i r s t s t o r y , w a s a l i t t l e m u t t I h a d k n o w no n a r a n c h i n T e x a s , a n d I d e s c r i b e d h i m j u s t a s h e h a d a p p e a r e d t o m e :d r e a m y , i n n o c e n t , a n d a f r a i d o f a l m o s t e v e r y t h i n g .

T o t h i s m i x , I a d d e d a c a t n a m e d P e t e , a c o w b o y n a m e d S l i m C h a n c e , a n dt h e m a n a n d w i f e w h o o w n e d t h e r a n c h , L o p e r a n d S a l l y M a y . A t t h e t i m eI w r o t e t h e f i r s t H a n k s t o r y , t h e c h a r a c t e r w h o m o s t r e s e m b l e d m e w a sS l i m , t h e b a c h e l o r c o w b o y , a n d i n m a n y w a y s h e s t i l l d o e s . H e r e a d se v e r y i s s u e o f L i v e s t o c k W e e k l y f r o m c o v e r t o c o v e r , s i n g s t o h i s d o g s ,e a t s b o i l e d t u r k e y n e c k s , a n d p u t s h i s d i r t y d i s h e s i n t o t h e d e e p f r e e z e s ot h e y w o n ’ t g e t m o l d y . H e ’ s m y k i n d o f f e l l e r .

W h e n I w r o t e t h a t f i r s t H a n k s t o r y , c a l l e d “ C o n f e s s i o n s o f a C o w d o g ” ( i tl a t e r a p p e a r e d i n a b o o k c a l l e d T h e D e v i l i n T e x a s a n d O t h e r C o w b o yT a l e s ) , I d i d n ’ t t h i n k i t w a s a n y t h i n g s p e c i a l . I n e v e r d r e a m e d t h e r e w a sm a g i c i n t h o s e c h a r a c t e r s o r t h a t , a f e w y e a r s l a t e r , I w o u l d e n d u pw o r k i n g f o r t h e d o g . P a u l H o r n , e d i t o r o f T h e C a t t l e m a n , n e v e r s a i d aw o r d a b o u t i t b e i n g f i c t i o n , a n d m a y h e e n j o y a t h o u s a n d b l e s s i n g s f o rt h a t .

S e v e r a l y e a r s l a t e r , a f t e r I h a d s e l f - p u b l i s h e d f o u r o r f i v e o f t h e H a n kb o o k s , T h e C a t t l e m a n b e g a n r u n n i n g t h e b o o k s a s s e r i a l s t o r i e s . T h e y r a na H a n k c h a p t e r i n e v e r y m o n t h l y i s s u e f o r s e v e n t e e n y e a r s , a n d i t b e c a m eo n e o f t h e m o s t p o p u l a r f e a t u r e s o f t h e m a g a z i n e , a m a g a z i n e t h a t “ d i d n ’ tp u b l i s h f i c t i o n . ”

I n m y t r a v e l s o v e r t h e y e a r s , I h a v e m e t m a n y a r a n c h e r ’ s w i f e w h ow h i s p e r e d , “ M y h u s b a n d u s e d t o s i t a t t h e m a i l b o x i n h i s p i c k u p , w a i t i n gf o r T h e C a t t l e m a n t o c o m e s o h e c o u l d f i n d o u t w h a t h a p p e n e d t o o l dH a n k . ” T h o s e c r u s t y r a n c h e r s w e r e t o o c h e a p t o b u y a b o o k , b u t t h e ys u r e e n j o y e d H a n k ’ s a d v e n t u r e s i n t h e m a g a z i n e .

M y w r i t i n g f o r l i v e s t o c k p u b l i c a t i o n s g a v e m e t h e f r e e d o m t o d e v e l o p as e t o f r u r a l c h a r a c t e r s w h o s p o k e f o r t h e m s e l v e s a n d v i e w e d t h e w o r l d i nt h e i r o w n t e r m s , w i t h o u t p o l i t i c a l c o r r e c t n e s s o r t h e i n t r u s i o n o f u r b a nm i n d e d m e d i a t o r s w h o , s e c r e t l y o r n o t s o s e c r e t l y , b e l i e v e d t h a t r u r a lm e a n t “ d u m b . ” T h a t i s a c o m m o n e r r o r m a d e b y p e o p l e w h o h a v e n e v e rs p e n t a n y t i m e i n r u r a l A m e r i c a a n d w h o o f t e n d e s c r i b e u s a s“ p r o v i n c i a l . . . ” [ B e s u r e t o c h e c k o u t t h e b o o k " S t o r y C r a f t " t o r e a d m o r e ]

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E x c e r p t f r o m a s t o r y b y G a r y J a c o b s o n , T h e D a l l a s N e w s

"100 YEARS AND COUNTING FOR FORTWORTH’S FAMOUS CATTLE MAGAZINE"

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P e r h a p s t h e m o s t c e l e b r a t e d w r i t e r i n t h e m a g a z i n e ’ s h i s t o r y w a s J . F r a n kD o b i e , a u t h o r o f t h e T e x a s c l a s s i c T h e L o n g h o r n s . H e w r o t e f o r T h eC a t t l e m a n f r o m 1 9 2 6 t o 1 9 6 0 , B r i s e n d i n e s a i d . D o b i e d i e d i n 1 9 6 4 .

T h e m o s t s u c c e s s f u l w r i t e r , t h o u g h , m i g h t b e J o h n E r i c k s o n , c r e a t o r o f t h eH a n k t h e C o w d o g s e r i e s o f b o o k s a n d t a p e s . A H a r v a r d D i v i n i t y S c h o o l -e d u c a t e d c o w b o y w h o w r o t e i n h i s s p a r e t i m e , E r i c k s o n s t a r t e d p u b l i s h i n g i nT h e C a t t l e m a n i n t h e 1 9 7 0 s — t e c h n i c a l s t o r i e s a b o u t r a n c h i n g a n d c o w s , h es a i d — a n d g o t h i s f i r s t H a n k s t o r y i n t h e m a g a z i n e i n t h e e a r l y 1 9 8 0 s . I t w a sf i c t i o n , b u t b a s e d o n a r e a l d o g h e h a d k n o w n .

“ T h e C a t t l e m a n d i d n o t p u b l i s h f i c t i o n , ” E r i c k s o n s a i d i n a r e c e n t i n t e r v i e w .“ D a l e S e g r a v e s [ t h e e d i t o r a t t h e t i m e ] d i d n o t s a y a w o r d a b o u t i t . ”

H a n k i s t h e s e l f - p r o c l a i m e d h e a d o f s e c u r i t y o n a r a n c h , a c a n i n e I n s p e c t o rC l o u s e a u w i t h a p e n c h a n t f o r c r e a t i v e w o r d s m i t h i n g a s h e n a r r a t e s h i sm i s a d v e n t u r e s . “ H a n k t h e C o w d o g h a s n e v e r a s p i r e d t o o r d i n a r i t y , ” H a n ko n c e s a i d .

T h r e e d e c a d e s a f t e r t h e d o g ’ s d e b u t , t h e r e a r e m o r e t h a n 6 0 H a n k b o o k s a n da c o u p l e o f d o z e n o t h e r b o o k s f r o m E r i c k s o n . H e s a i d m o r e t h a n 8 m i l l i o n o fh i s b o o k s a n d t a p e s h a v e b e e n s o l d . H a n k ’ s a d v e n t u r e s h a v e b e e n s e r i a l i z e di n T h e C a t t l e m a n a s w e l l a s T h e N e w s a n d p e r f o r m e d b y t h e a t e r g r o u p s i nN o r t h T e x a s a n d e l s e w h e r e .

E r i c k s o n , 7 0 , o w n s a r a n c h n e a r P e r r y t o n a n d i s a m e m b e r o f t h e a s s o c i a t i o nt h a t p u b l i s h e s T h e C a t t l e m a n .

“ H a n k b o u g h t t h e r a n c h , ” E r i c k s o n s a i d . “ I t d e f i n i t e l y w a s n ’ t c o w b o yw a g e s . ” . . .

R e a d M o r e : h t t p : / / w w w . d a l l a s n e w s . c o m / b u s i n e s s / b u s i n e s s / 2 0 1 4 / 0 2 / 2 2 / 1 0 0 -y e a r s - a n d - c o u n t i n g - f o r - f o r t - w o r t h s - f a m o u s - c a t t l e - m a g a z i n e

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G o o d s t o r i e s n o u r i s h t h e h u m a n s p i r i t , a n d i td o e s n ' t h a p p e n b y a c c i d e n t . I n P a r t O n e o fS t o r y C r a f t , E r i c k s o n d e s c r i b e s h i s e x p e r i e n c e sa s a n a p p r e n t i c e w r i t e r a n d p u b l i s h e r . T h e n , i nP a r t T w o , h e a t t e m p t s t o d e f i n e w h a t a s t o r ys h o u l d b e a n d h o w i t r e l a t e s t o c u l t u r e a n dr e l i g i o u s f a i t h . A n d , i n P a r t T h r e e , h e g i v e sh e l p f u l , p r a c t i c a l a d v i c e t o a s p i r i n g w r i t e r s .T h i s i s a n e n g a g i n g a n d i n t e r e s t i n g m u s t - r e a df o r a l l H a n k t h e C o w d o g f a n s !

C o w b o y T a l e s f r o m t h e A u t h o r o f H a n k t h e C o w d o g( B o o k O n e i n t h e C o w d o y H u m o r S e r i e s ) C o w b o y T a l e s i s a n e b o o k r e - r e l e a s e o f T h e D e v i l i nT e x a s a n d O t h e r C o w b o y T a l e s , a c o l l e c t i o n o f t h e v e r yf i r s t h u m o r o u s f i c t i o n s t o r i e s b y J o h n R . E r i c k s o n t oa p p e a r i n " T h e C a t t l e m a n " i n t h e 1 9 8 0 s . T h e s eh i l a r i o u s t a l e s , w h i c h i n c l u d e " C o n f e s s i o n s o f aC o w d o g " P a r t s 1 a n d 2 , m e t w i t h s u c h a w a r mr e c e p t i o n t h a t E r i c k s o n w a s i n s p i r e d t o g o o n t ow r i t e t h e p o p u l a r H a n k t h e C o w d o g s e r i e s , w h i c h h a ss o l d o v e r 9 m i l l i o n c o p i e s a n d c h a r m e d f a m i l i e s a n ds c h o o l c h i l d r e n a r o u n d t h e w o r l d f o r o v e r 3 5 y e a r s .

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